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Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?
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The zipper merge.

bionicjoey, in Cat heaves and abdominal contractions even when relaxed, what think

My dog dry heaves sometimes. It looks like he’s gonna throw up but nothing comes out. I asked the vet and he said that it’s probably eating stuff he shouldn’t (which makes sense, he has a bad habit of grabbing stuff off the ground and trying to eat it on our walks)

cheese_greater,

But what if its like often in a day?

bionicjoey,

Mine is like once every week or two.

cheese_greater,

God I hope its some dum shit like this (her eating random nonsense)

Nemo, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

That why someone behaves a certain way is only important inasmuch as it determines whether they’ll keep behaving that way.

Examples:

  • Criminals don’t need to be punished but rehabilitated; because blame and guilt aren’t important; recidivism is.
  • Your lover might have all sorts of reasons they love you, and some of those may seem very romantic and some might seem as unromantic as can be. But as long as they will keep living you, that’s what’s important.
logicbomb, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

Everybody else is saying things that some humans are too dumb to grasp. I’ll give you an example that virtually all humans are too dumb to grasp.

How are our decisions affected by conflicts of interests? The last time I looked into this, the research in this area said that humans virtually always underestimate the effect that a conflict of interests has on them, by a lot. Many people don’t even see the conflict of interests. People who recognize the conflict of interests believe that because they are aware of the conflict of interests, they can mitigate the effects completely. They are wrong.

Humans get entangled by conflicts of interests just like dogs get entangled by their leashes. Just like dogs, many times, humans don’t realize that they’re caught. Just like dogs, even if you show a human the problem, they cannot understand. But even worse than dogs getting tangled by their leashes, humans believe they can understand what to do when they’re caught up, but it turns out that they’re wrong.

pinkwerdo, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?

Top artist: Sophia Top song: Your reality

DharmaCurious, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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All hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.

NotSpez,

Praise be upon him

Stamets,
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NotSpez,

Content is key. And you are a large-scale provider, so many thanks! I know you’re just a regular person (although there is a non-zero chance you’re actually Obama) but we just appreciate you

Stamets,
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I am so white I sunburn at night so I’m definitely not Obama.

Definitely just a dude you’ve never heard of with way too much time and mental health issues on his hands.

cheese_greater,

Yo momma so white she gets lost in a sugarcane maze

Yarra, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

Make sure to keep an escape rope handy as the rabbit holes have rabbit holes

cheese_greater, (edited )

Whats that thing thats like 5*4*3*2*1

Asudox,
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5 factorial

Gargantu8, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?
lvxferre, (edited ) in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
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  1. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
  2. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
  3. Seize the means of production computation.
  4. People from that instance over there are bad.
SnokenKeekaGuard,
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The fedidrama chef’s kiss

cheese_greater,

I adore #5. Same with Trump for me

burgersc12,

Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr

cheese_greater, (edited )

I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.

I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?

Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.

KISSmyOS, (edited )

I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.

cheese_greater,

I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.

Stamets,
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I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.

Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.

cheese_greater,

Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol

Stamets,
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Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit

I said:

WineGums

User banned

Also jail

cheese_greater,

srs [monkey]bizniz

cheese_greater,

Bad downvoter

HeartyBeast, (edited ) in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

Always refer to the whole of threadiverse as ‘Lemmy”.

(Hello from kbin)🙂

To be fair, I think this is quite understandable

NotSpez,

Oops, my bad. Greetings, fellow fedinaut

cheese_greater,

Fed you! Aha

Teon, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

No licking yourself in public.

cheese_greater,

Now now, thats sweeping?!

Nemo, in What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

Are there other people enforcing Rule 3 or am I just aggressive enough about it that it made such an impression?

Either way, I’m pleased.

lemann,

I see a fair few comments about this quite frequently, and I completely agree - there’s a lot of video content that is better off as a written piece. Not everyone wants to sit through 10-15 mins of video that they could have skimmed or read in 2

nul,

Send it to one of those people who make you read their life story before showing you the recipe. They’ll turn it into 30.

cheese_greater,

Please cite these rules (eg Rule #3 blah blah blah). Orherwise, I and others who werent there have no idea what youre talking about and its de facto unrelatable or insccessible

indepndnt,

The OP lists four numbered rules.

cheese_greater,

XD, i thought it was some meme or other highly-siloed knowledge base lol. This is why I engage ;)

TeaHands,
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I make videos and still think they’re an unsuitable format for at least 90% of the stuff they get used for.

agitatedpotato, in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

I like how everyones complaining aboit micro xactions and monetization like console and pc games aren’t also doing that. Compare apples to apples, if you’re only going to talk about the free to play mobile games, you cant compare them to the $70 dollar titles on console and PC. Give it enough time and your PC free to plays and mobile ones will be monetized almost the same, weather thats due to new laws or the industries playing the long slow game of adding more and more monetization without spooking off the customers.

Toes, in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

I use a gameboy emulator on my phone cause nearly all mobile games are marginally better than casino games and designed around the same idea.

MycoBro, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?

Mozart piano concerto k22

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