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DozensOfDonner, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

Lotr: the two tower.

Something about a tower shaped like a two?

jubilationtcornpone,

Starring The Count from Sesame Street.

bionicjoey,

LOTR: the one tower

All the stuff about Isengard is cut. The movie is ruined.

TheGreenGolem,

Lord of the Ring

There is just one ring. The main story is basically the same.

piskertariot, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

James Bond: Singlepussy.

James settles down and gets monogamous.

intensely_human,

I did it for King and Cuntry

jubilationtcornpone,

Screenplay - “Goldfinger” (1964)

---- SCENE

James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.

Bond: “Do you exshpect me to talk?”

Goldfinger: Scoffs “No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She’s really into you!”

Bond: Relieved “Sure, I could do that.”

Goldfinger shuts off the laser.

Goldfinger: “Good.”

---- END SCENE

ROLL END CREDITS

🎶Goldfinger. He’s the man, the man with the matchmakers touch…"🎶

doubletwist, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

F: Zero seconds.

Step 1: Eat a cookie Step 2: Drink Milk Step 3: Goto Step 1

Aleric, in Dear Lemmings, what is your personal approach to human diet?

Only a very large dinner on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, water only fasting on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday.

intensely_human,

How long have you been doing that? What effects has it had?

Aleric,

On and off for the last five years. When I stick with it, I weigh less, have more energy, and things hurt a lot less. I also have a shit ton more free time each week.

dragonfly, in What's your weird physical habit?

When I sit in a chair and cross my legs, I tuck the foot of the top leg behind the ankle of my bottom leg, so the legs are kind of wrapped around each other.

XYZinferno, in hey - trying to switch from Chrome to Firefox, what are your recommended extensions and/or quality of life addins, etc?

People have already mentioned the more popular ones

Apart from those, Id recommend Behind the Overlay- it’s an extension that removes a lot of unclosable popups on pages in a single click. Things like “disable your adblock” messages or websites that poorly gatekeep content behind a subscription.

AdminWorker, in to all Professional Debt Collectors,

Well unsecured consumer debt has technically no legal consequences if it is not paid unless you get permission to garnish wages from a court. Most consumer debt collectors use the “badger and harry” approach of constant phone calls to collect debt.

Secured debt will just take the collateral.

Of course try the high fico score debtors first.

Or just forgive the debt.

SheDiceToday,

Yeah, that “technically no legal consequences” though is a thin thread that’s protecting you. It was being discussed on another thread.

teichflamme, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

Snake on a plane.

It’s just one snake and Samuel L. Jackson stomps it to death in 2 min. The end.

bionicjoey,

“I have had it with this motherfucking snake on this motherfucking plane”

thegreatgarbo,

Don’t you mean Monday to Friday snake?

Feathercrown,

DoWnWaRd SpIrAl

KISSmyOS, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

1 First Date

Norgur, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

Scrub: a reality show about doing the dishes

wolfpack86,

Or it’s actually the same show just narrated by the janitor.

Norgur,

now I want that show!

ryan, in What's your weird physical habit?

slaps roof of towel this bad boy can fit so many hair in it

MooseBoys, (edited ) in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

Alien (1986), not to be confused with the first installment of the series, Alien (1979) or its subsequent third, Alien 1 (1992).

1, the story of King Leonidas’s foolish attempt to take on the entire Persian army by himself (Runtime: 3 minutes).

One Shade of Grey, the story of one man’s quest to change the industry standard Pantone color palette.

Geth, in hey - trying to switch from Chrome to Firefox, what are your recommended extensions and/or quality of life addins, etc?

Honestly the less you can live with the better. For me essentials are always ublock for ads, imagus for better image viewing while browsing and simple translate because I deal with a lot of languages. Also containers is useful for work.

nix,
@nix@merv.news avatar

Wasn’t imagus found to be doing shady data collection?

Geth,

I thought that was Hover Zoom many years ago. I hope Imagus hasn’t followed the same path, it’s a very useful tool.

nix,
@nix@merv.news avatar

Oh yeah it was, looks like imagus was only malicious on the edge store due to it being uploaded by someone else

ahal,

There’s the built-in Firefox translate now, though it currently only supports a handful of languages (more coming soon)

dual_sport_dork, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Gremlin (1984)

A 160 minute slog of an arthouse film presented in black and white with almost no dialogue, chronicling not much happening over the period of several days to the owner of a chronically cantankerous compact car, which he can’t get to start and thus can’t go anywhere. Unrated; for some inexplicable reason, also subtitled entirely in French.

intensely_human,

Waiting for a Tow

thegreatgarbo,

Beautiful.

Moobythegoldensock, in Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album
  • A Fistful of Dollar
  • One Amigo
  • One Idiot
  • Gone in One Second
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  • 1 League Under The Sea
  • 1: A Space Odyssey
  • 1 Maniac
  • The Bird
FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

A Fistful of Dollar

The Man with no Name is not in this movie because one dollar was not worth his time.

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