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mojo, in Who agrees this was the best one?

Emerald was my other favorite

BigBananaDealer, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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my buddy pretended to not wake back up and then scared the nurse

HawlSera,

He’s not going to be level-headed enough to do that

Smoogs,

That’s not how anesthesia works. It’s not like waking up from a light sleep and keeping your eyes closed.

BigBananaDealer,
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its impossible to close your eyes again after initially waking up

Smoogs,

You’d be lucky to even have the consciousness of knowing the surgery was already done let alone what just happened to even plan such a prank.

BigBananaDealer,
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maybe if youre simple. however, some possess knowledge beyond your feeble comprehension 🍷🧐

enthusiasticamoeba,

I’ve been with a number of people as they came out of anesthesia and they were “awake” and talking before they were really conscious of it. Same experience with my own surgeries; I have no recollection of eating a popsicle but apparently I did and tried to share it with the whole nursing staff.

I think your friend is full of shit.

treesapx,

Do not try to deceive or scare the Post Op nurse. They have powers you’d happily avoid.

KISSmyOS, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

This is done to keep employees from sticking in unknown thumb drives that could install malware. Several critical systems on protected networks have been hacked in the past by leveraging human curiosity and placing a compromised thumb drive on the ground in the companies parking lot. Gluing shut the USB ports is a simple defense against that.

altima_neo, in Why are most memes on Lemmy from 5-10 years ago?
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Vintage memes are comfy

tslnox, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Our IT mandated 15 character long passwords. Many people in manufacturing (the guys who make the stuff we produce or setup and fix the machines) have the passwords in the format: “Somename123456…” You get the picture. When the passwords are forced to change? Yeah, just add “a,b,c,d…” at the end. Many have it written down on some post-it note on the notebook or desk. Security my ass.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I found that office guys have it too.

Fosheze,

At a place I used to work one of my coworkers just had their password as a barcode taped to their desk. Now to be fair we worked in the extra high security room so even getting access to that desk would be a little tricky and we had about 20 unlabeled barcoded taped to each of our desks for various inventory locations and functions. So if someone wanted to get into their account they would still have to guess which barcode it was and get into a room only like 10 people had access to. It still felt pretty damn sketchy though.

send_me_your_ink,

If you feel like poking a bear. NIST 800-63B is the US Federal guidance on passwords. In the past this guidance said to have long passwords and rotate them. Now they say 8 characters and never change (along with using MFA).

tslnox,

Don’t even start me on MFA. It routinely happens to me and all coworkers that it’s not enough to type in the code from the authenticator once, not twice, not even three times. You log in to windows, code prompt. You open Outlook, code prompt. You open SharePoint, another one. OneDrive? Another.

send_me_your_ink,

As someone who manages multiple identity systems - tell your IT to get their act together. Most of my environments we force reaith once a week (and that just a quick enter your password/TOTP code). Otherwise if you can log into your computer we trust you are who you say you are (note: we have some downright scary and invasive stuff on the network so we know if you start accessing stuff you should not). The sensitive/scary stuff is a lot faster (activity timers), but the teams involved know why it’s set this way (and where involved in setting the maximum durations).

Pizzapocketeer, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism. Like others said, name companies that deserve business because I don’t know how to avoid the ones that don’t. Name someone who doesn’t go to(off the top of my head without googling): Chick-fil-A, Amazon, Target, Walmart, Kroger, any gas station, Nestle…any giant corpo that owns a dozen others. We can pretend boycotting works so we can feel better about having a moral high ground over other exploited workers or we can massacre the billionaire ruling class.

xJREB,

While I agree with the general notion of this, there are still companies that are considerably worse than others. Choosing the lesser evil is still something that would overall help society and the planet.

Teon, in Why are most memes on Lemmy from 5-10 years ago?
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Because no one had time during the covid lockdown years to make new memes. Everyone was making bread, decluttering and buying new PJ's.
And now the economy is too expensive to pay for new memes.

feedum_sneedson, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

I said “wow, that’s strong”.

satans_crackpipe,

Haha, mine was “I think it’s working”.

telllos,

When I woke up I was like, " It’s really good dope". I’ve never done anything other than weed.

Karyoplasma,

When I woke up, I vomitted. Twice. Then I asked for a bread with Nutella.

tallwookie, in Why does eating a frozen ready meal alone feel depressing even tho it's objectively good that I can have nice warm food easily

dunno. I cook 2 or 3 times a week tops, making everything from scratch. the leftover are pretty amazing.

altima_neo,
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Same, I cook a big pot of whatever for the week so I don’t have to worry about dinner till my next day off. Shredded chicken or pork, ground meat goulash, taco fillings, etc. Easy to make, satisfying to eat.

Teknikal, in Why does eating a frozen ready meal alone feel depressing even tho it's objectively good that I can have nice warm food easily

My biggest issue with them is they always say for 2 yet there’s no way I could consider one a full meal. (might be a UK portion thing maybe).

s_s,

Usually they’re just talking about the sodium levels.

altima_neo, (edited )
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I’n that case, they probably meant 2 families

altima_neo, in Why does eating a frozen ready meal alone feel depressing even tho it's objectively good that I can have nice warm food easily
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Probably all the textured vegetable protein that they use as filler makes everything seem like fake food.

art, in Why does eating a frozen ready meal alone feel depressing even tho it's objectively good that I can have nice warm food easily
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I’ve been poor before but I’ve always had access to food and decent shelter. I use to eat ramen noodles, chili and rice, and baloney sandwiches. I could really stretch out a $20 a week food budget.

When I eat a microwave meal I’m just happy I can afford to enjoy variety in my meals now though I still like sandwiches.

art, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
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Any company without a strong union.

moipe, in Who agrees this was the best one?

Other: Pokemon Sword has been my favorite so far followed by Emerald and Platinum.

Toes,

Sword is the newest I’ve played. I thought it was cool, and loved the outfits. But I found the puzzles to be a bit too easy.

moipe,

I missed all the games between Platinum and Sword so I found a lot of it fairly challenging* at first even if the game is a straight line. My favorite part was Pokemon that previously needed to be traded to obtain could be found in the game.

*no battle items, battle type set, no legendaries, pokemon must be similar or lower level to gym as my rule set

Uranium_Green,

That straight line thing really frustrated me, one of the things that I loved about Pokémon as a kid was going one route, noticing somewhere I can’t get to due to lack of HM then exploring the map again much later discovering all these little secrets. It made the world feel just that little bit more like there’s still something to discover.

blackbrook, in I use Brave to test whether my websites work on Chromium browsers, but their scummy actions lately make me want to find a new Chromium browser to test with. What's the best Chromium based browser?

This page might be helpful.

hperrin,

This is awesome! Thank you.

Unfortunately, based just on this, Brave seems to be the best, but there’s additional stuff in Brave that makes it much less appealing.

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