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StorageB, in what is you're phone journey?
  1. Nokia 5150 - My first phone. It featured swappable faceplates, great games like snake, and 1 week of battery life.
  2. Motorola V710 - Flip phone complete with crude internet browsing and GPS.
  3. LG G2x - My first real smart phone, running Android 2.3.
  4. Samsung Galaxy S4 - A significant upgrade, running Android 4 eventually upgrading to Android 5.
  5. OnePlus 2
  6. OnePlus 3T
  7. OnePlus 7T - I have been using this for 4 years now. I think it’s finally time for an update.
  8. OnePlus 12?
ElBarto, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck, I left the oven on.

UsernameLost, in Fellow Extreme Weather Lemmings, what are your Buy it for Life winter boot suggestions?

I call it “don’t live in a place where the air hurts my face”

But actually, XtraTuf boots are great.

TheDoctorDonna,

If I could afford to live where it is warm I’d be on that shit like a fly.

And thank you 😊

UsernameLost,

No problem! They worked great for me for a few years in Alaska, highly recommend them for snow or wet areas. They make insulated ones, but I never had an issue with the uninsulated ones if I doubled up on socks.

You will, however, get some weird looks if you wear them in an airport outside of the PNW

TheDoctorDonna,

I live in Northern British Columbia, everyone looks weird in the winter lol.

UsernameLost,

Lol fair. I wore my XtraTufs on a flight and got some real weird looks in LAX on my layover

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

Hey though, it gives the extra benefit of knowing who else there is Alaskan from knowing glances! I definitely notice them immediately when I’m out of AK

UsernameLost,

True!

Harvey656, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

I literally do not boy have enough time in the day to type all of them. There’s just so many that are awful.

rob_t_firefly, (edited ) in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

True story: The morning before going in for foot surgery, my mom was in a silly mood and wrote “wrong foot” on the other non-surgery-scheduled foot with a marker before putting on her socks.

After the surgery everything was fine, and later when checking up on her the surgeon told her everyone in the operating room got a good laugh out of that “wrong foot” message.

Mom was glad her joke worked out, but later started wondering why they were looking at the wrong foot in the first place and now wonders if her private joke to amuse herself actually saved her from having the wrong foot operated upon.

dingus,

Medical staff actually DO sometimes write on the appendage that they are supposed to operate on as one of their checks.

Redditgee,

Yeah, in my hospital pre-op, we physically hand a marker to the patient and tell them to mark where the surgery will be.

DudeDudenson,

Does that mean I can just mark myself anywhere and you’ll operate on it?

Think of all the possibilities!

propofool,

The patient has to get exposed and positioned, then padded (so there are no pressure injuries, no errant cables or equipment pushing on skin, etc). Also under anesthesia (depending on the type but I’ll assume general/completely asleep) you aren’t moving and your body may get moved or shifted into an unnatural position.

It’s also nice to have controls as mentioned by another reply, but pulse oximetry is great, and can be slapped on any non sterilized area to assess oxygenation.

jasondj,

Probably so they could keep an eye on the toenails on the non-operating foot.

There’s a reason they tell you not to wear nail polish before surgery. The nailbeds are one of the best ways to detect cyanosis caused by low oxygen levels in blood.

I’d imagine a “control foot” is probably preferential, and it’s easier to keep an eye on the other foot during surgery than it is to keep an eye on their fingernails.

dingus,

Meanwhile I got leg amputations where the patient paints their nails before the leg is looped off lol

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Not a one-liner. You better start this one as soon as you’re rolled into the room.

My instructor was Mr Langley and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

It’s called “Daisy”.

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do,
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But you’ll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Hopefully, the anesthesiologist has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey. You’ll go down about halfway through.

The scene (spoilers for 2001) • Cleaner copy of the song to learn the melody from
No need to try for a computery voice, the oxygen mask will obfuscate it enough.

stewie3128, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

Most of them, but I’m just tired.

triclops6, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Good luck op! I hope it’s a success Friday!

ikidd, in Fellow Extreme Weather Lemmings, what are your Buy it for Life winter boot suggestions?
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I farm and I’ll wear Mucks. They eventually wear out and the neoprene gets snagged with barbwire, but they’ll go for about 3 winters of daily use for 6 months IME before it’ll get a hole around where the neoprene meets the rubber. Leave room for a good pair of wool socks and I’ve worn them to -43 as long as I’m moving around. But I’m also not very susceptible to cold, so YMMV.

MajorHavoc, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

This thread has lots of company names without references or explanations.

While " controversy" is probably a solid search term, we could do better by including “why” right in the comments.

user224, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I know, it’s stupid, but anyway…

“If I don’t survive, tell everyone I used GNU+Linux, btw.”

But realistically, I’d probably be repeating this to myself: “Do not talk right after you wake up! Do not talk right after you wake up! Check the time, wait at least 2 hours. Do not trust yourself right after you wake up!” in hope that I’d remember to do so as to not accidentally disclose private information while still being high.

Welt,

So you want people to know you use GNU+Linux, and at the same time believe you have important “private information” you’re likely to disclose while recovering from a general anaesthetic?

QuarterSwede,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

Propofol is a hell of a drug. It’s impossible to not say something since your prefrontal cortex is basically still off.

My wife is an RN for the place I had a procedure done and I came out of it asking the anesthesiologist how much she made and telling her my wife was thinking of becoming a nurse anesthetist. The staff thought it was hilarious of course.

zepheriths, in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?

It’s amazing to me that people don’t understand their own humans this much

Here’s you explanation: the consept of good man is irrelevant, how do you expect another man’s thoughts if every single man you have met has the exact same thoughts, does it matter who you marry? If every man believes the exact same of you the illusion of choice is all that exists, so why waste the time to look for what doesn’t exist to your knowledge.

Herrmens, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Took away Admin rights, so everytime you wanted to install something or do something in general that requires higher privileges, we had to file a ticket in the helpdesk to get 10 minutes of Admin rights.

The review of your request took sometimes up 3 days. Fun times for a software developer.

Fixbeat,

Fighting similar shit right now. I need admin rights frequently.

Krudler,

Oh shit, you just reminded me of the time that I had to PHONE Macromedia to manually activate software because of the firewalling. This was after waiting days to get administrative permission to install it in the first place.

“Thank you” for helping resurface those horrible memories!

I don’t miss those days.

XEAL,

We used Intune Portal for a list of approved desktop apps

argentcorvid,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

Let me guess, the list is about 6 items long with no provision for getting any added

XEAL,

No, it was quite extensive (20-30?) and we (I) kept expanding it. I even added icons for each app so it looked nice.

All published software was approved by Cybersecurity. We allowed people to request apps and evaluated each case.

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

I too know this pain

ShunkW,

We worked around this at my old job by getting VirtualBox installed on our PCs and just running CentOS or Ubuntu VMs to develop in. Developing on windows sucks unless you’re doing .NET imo.

lightnegative,

Developing on VMs also sucks, neverending network issues on platforms like Windows which have a shitty networking stack (try forwarding ports or using VPN connections).

In fact, Windows is just a shitty dev platform in general for non-Microsoft technologies but I get that you needed to go for the least shit option

ShunkW,

Yeah fortunately we didn’t need to do any port forwarding or anything complex for networking for developing locally. It was definitely much easier for us. I don’t like Apple, but I didn’t mind my other old job that gave us MacBooks honestly.

SHamblingSHapes,

3 days? That’s downright speedy!

I submitted a ticket that fell into a black hole. I have long since found an alternate solution, but am now keeping the ticket open for the sick fascination of seeing how long it takes to get a response. 47 days and counting…

raynethackery,

Nobody wants to take it because it will mess up their KPIs.

Natanael,

Any ticketing system set up like that is just begging for abuse. If they don’t have queue managers then the team should share the hit if they just leave the ticket untouched

PoolloverNathan,

During those 10 minutes of admin rights:


<span style="color:#323232;">net user secretlocaladmin * /add
</span><span style="color:#323232;">net localgroup administrators secretlocaladmin /add
</span>
CriticalMiss,

There’s likely a GPO cycling and removing all the admins.

lightnegative,

This was my experience too. Shitty group policies messing with my local changes

Mrderisant, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

Chick-fil-A

oshitwaddup,
@oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Any animal agriculture company

ada, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Last time I had surgery, I think I made a comment about the surgeon’s good taste in music. I was in Argentina, but the surgeon was listening to US 80s music :)

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