I had to be in twilight, that’s where you’re basicilly out but can just barely understand what’s going on a bit. I was in and out and just absolutely baked. At one point I looked at the anesthesiologist and asked for a little more. He got concerned and asked if I could feel anything? I said “no, no I can’t. I’m just having a really good time”. I’m not sure because he was wearing a mask and all, but I think he grinned and I have zero memory from then.
“Our Maya”, because that’s the name of my grandmother’s cleaning-lady we never met her, but we heard probably more stories about “her maya” than about my grandfather.
I was chatting to my dentist about having a mild fear of pain during the procedure, mainly thanks to Laurence Olivier, and his next question was, ‘Is it safe?’
“don’t touch my junk” - “not bad for a first date” - “any message for the other side?” - “I’ll let you know what the old man says” - “delete my browser history” - “I forgot the stove on”
Thank you <3 I never thought I’d actually have the chance for anything like this but I managed to luck out at a tech job with good insurance. It’s all still a bit wild to me that it is even an option
Much appreciated! I sure as heck hope that, too, haha - my username is mostly related to my epilepsy, and how my oodles of seizures make me feel. Just…various, classic Windows error “bonk!” sounds, amongst other glitches, but in ma’ brain.
My best line was when my wife tried being funny and asked “did you turn the stove off?” My response was “no” apparently and she actually called her friend to go check. I was just trying to rile her up like she was trying with me.
It’s funny for you, but definitely not funny to them. They will have to pause and go through everything with you again if they think there is even the slightest chance you are telling the truth. Anthstisiea and street drugs definitely don’t mix.
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