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chooglers, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

take care of Andy for me

ZagamTheVile, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

I had to be in twilight, that’s where you’re basicilly out but can just barely understand what’s going on a bit. I was in and out and just absolutely baked. At one point I looked at the anesthesiologist and asked for a little more. He got concerned and asked if I could feel anything? I said “no, no I can’t. I’m just having a really good time”. I’m not sure because he was wearing a mask and all, but I think he grinned and I have zero memory from then.

Chetzemoka, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

United HealthCare

Oh wait, you CAN’T boycott them. The ultimate monopoly.

hperrin, in What do you think about the idea of ​​creating a fan fiction network based on ActivityPub?

If you build it, they will come.

Kerrigor, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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The galaxy is in Orion's bell...

Traegs,

The line is “the galaxy is on Orion’s belt”

The alien couldn’t think of the word “collar”

MajorHavoc,

It’s actually cut off at “bell” the first time before it passes out. It manages “belt” later.

Traegs,
Kerrigor,
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It's only "bell", the entire plot of the movie is that they think he couldn't manage to finish saying "belt", but had actually finished

Traegs,
ReadingCat, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

“Our Maya”, because that’s the name of my grandmother’s cleaning-lady we never met her, but we heard probably more stories about “her maya” than about my grandfather.

Zellith, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

"Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast".

TheSpermWhale,
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Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Easter

cmhickman358,

What a guy…

EvilCartyen,

Only the coolest people will get that reference.

Edit: and you want to make sure your surgeon is cool!

Window_Error_Noises,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

My surgeons are cool, but I don’t think they’re that cool… The robot might be, though…

SonnyVabitch,

I was chatting to my dentist about having a mild fear of pain during the procedure, mainly thanks to Laurence Olivier, and his next question was, ‘Is it safe?’

Im_old, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“don’t touch my junk” - “not bad for a first date” - “any message for the other side?” - “I’ll let you know what the old man says” - “delete my browser history” - “I forgot the stove on”

ArmoredThirteen,

I’m getting SRS next year. Idk if the first one would or wouldn’t work, the second one could be spicy lol

ChunkMcHorkle,
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I hope it is everything you envision it to be, and I wish you the very best.

ArmoredThirteen,

Thank you <3 I never thought I’d actually have the chance for anything like this but I managed to luck out at a tech job with good insurance. It’s all still a bit wild to me that it is even an option

gothicdecadence,

I’m also getting GCS next year and am peeping this thread for ideas lol

ArmoredThirteen,

Fuck yeah! Happy for you <3

moistclump,

I like “delete my browser history.”

dmention7, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“Nobody better touch my stuff…”

Good luck OP, I certainly hope your username is NOT relevant in this case.

Window_Error_Noises,
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Much appreciated! I sure as heck hope that, too, haha - my username is mostly related to my epilepsy, and how my oodles of seizures make me feel. Just…various, classic Windows error “bonk!” sounds, amongst other glitches, but in ma’ brain.

Kyle_The_G, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

when I came to from getting my wisdom teeth out I said “you guys stole my teeth!”

TedZanzibar, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Elliot, after the main character from Mr. Robot.

LifeOfChance, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

My best line was when my wife tried being funny and asked “did you turn the stove off?” My response was “no” apparently and she actually called her friend to go check. I was just trying to rile her up like she was trying with me.

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“Beam me up, Scotty!”

PP_BOY_, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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“Is now a bad time to tell you guys I smoke crystal meth and use other amphetamines?” Real zinger, they love it

TehBamski,
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It’s funny for you, but definitely not funny to them. They will have to pause and go through everything with you again if they think there is even the slightest chance you are telling the truth. Anthstisiea and street drugs definitely don’t mix.

kugel7c, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
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I know this isn’t really an option for most people but consider dropping Deloitte KPMG and all banks that aren’t cooperatives.

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