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Resol, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
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All of the big ones

Liquiphobia, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

We call ours Sucky McSuckface.

skankhunt42, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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The one and only time I was put under I said “you know what you’re doing, eh?” And he just put me out. I didn’t mean to say that, I was just nervous. I did see a nurse laugh though so that’s nice.

Window_Error_Noises,
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Brilliant. Part of my procedure is being performed robotically, so I may have to ask that of the robot…

registrert,
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“Wow am I glad that robot doesn’t look like Arnold!”

TehBamski,
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Followed by, ’ Have you checked to make sure that machine isn’t a T-1000?’

new_guy,

May your surgery be bug free

SatyrSack,

Make sure automatic updates are turned off

joel,

Oh in that case you could ask if it’s running on Windows, cos you don’t want any forced updates halfway through…

thorbot, in What nicknames have you been given?

Hey, Hey You, Hey Guy, Fuck You, Fuck you Guy

creditCrazy,
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See that guy over there yea I call him hey hey you hey guy fuck you fuck you guy. Yea it’s a very long nick name but that’s what stuck

I_Has_A_Hat, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“The treasure is buried under…”

balderdash9, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Good luck on the surgery OP

DogMuffins,

I can’t decide whether it’s appropriate to say good luck & God speed.

Zellith,

I admit. I just pictured them lying on the operating table about to be knocked out for surgery with them saying "Good luck on the surgery" to the surgeons.

But seriously! Best of luck op!

NOT_RICK, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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“Who farted?”

Aviandelight, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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I had a very stodgy surgeon and I actually got a laugh out of him. He checked in with me pre surgery and as he was leaving said he would see me in the OR and I was like I hope I don’t see you (meaning I hoped the anesthesia worked). No one else got what I meant except for him and he had a genuine chuckle.

Window_Error_Noises,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

This gives me a sense of satisfaction by proxy.

tacosplease,

I said “Yeah. You’ll see me.”

tslnox, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Our IT mandated 15 character long passwords. Many people in manufacturing (the guys who make the stuff we produce or setup and fix the machines) have the passwords in the format: “Somename123456…” You get the picture. When the passwords are forced to change? Yeah, just add “a,b,c,d…” at the end. Many have it written down on some post-it note on the notebook or desk. Security my ass.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I found that office guys have it too.

Fosheze,

At a place I used to work one of my coworkers just had their password as a barcode taped to their desk. Now to be fair we worked in the extra high security room so even getting access to that desk would be a little tricky and we had about 20 unlabeled barcoded taped to each of our desks for various inventory locations and functions. So if someone wanted to get into their account they would still have to guess which barcode it was and get into a room only like 10 people had access to. It still felt pretty damn sketchy though.

send_me_your_ink,

If you feel like poking a bear. NIST 800-63B is the US Federal guidance on passwords. In the past this guidance said to have long passwords and rotate them. Now they say 8 characters and never change (along with using MFA).

tslnox,

Don’t even start me on MFA. It routinely happens to me and all coworkers that it’s not enough to type in the code from the authenticator once, not twice, not even three times. You log in to windows, code prompt. You open Outlook, code prompt. You open SharePoint, another one. OneDrive? Another.

send_me_your_ink,

As someone who manages multiple identity systems - tell your IT to get their act together. Most of my environments we force reaith once a week (and that just a quick enter your password/TOTP code). Otherwise if you can log into your computer we trust you are who you say you are (note: we have some downright scary and invasive stuff on the network so we know if you start accessing stuff you should not). The sensitive/scary stuff is a lot faster (activity timers), but the teams involved know why it’s set this way (and where involved in setting the maximum durations).

hrosts, in whats going on with the 'tankie' thing

To all taking this person seriously, she seems to be an alt of hexbear.net/u/Catradora_Stalinism, a hexbear/lemmygrad user

NegativeLookBehind, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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“I had sex with your…”

NeoNachtwaechter,

Too blunt.

Maybe better: I think I saw your daughter last night. Later you can ask me where…

CarbonatedPastaSauce,

Maybe don’t antagonize people about to cut you open. Or live dangerously, I’m not your father.

NegativeLookBehind,
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You can just sue them afterwards!

SecretSauces,
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Not if they don’t sew you up first

RandomStickman, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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"Anyone need anything while I'm out" ha! That's brilliant. I gotta remember that if I ever need it.

Bonehead, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Just softly sing "weeeeeeeee..." as you go under.

unreachable, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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“make sure to keep everything tidy when i comeback”

Emberlynx, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“Good luck, we’re all counting on you”

Buffaloaf,

Then say it again when you wake up

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