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RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

That you cannot extract billions of years worth of stored energy from the earth (like oil and coal), release it, and expect there to be no consequences.

Humans aren’t much better than dogs taking a shit on the lawn in our little finite planetary backyard and kicking a few tufts of grass over it. Dumping stuff into the ocean or waterways. Can’t see it! Must be gone, right? Burying toxic chemicals. Can’t see it! Same with CO2.

Shit’s still there. Keep shitting everywhere and there’s no way you’re gonna avoid stepping in it eventually.

Brkdncr, in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

A newer employee was always complaining to management about our dept. at one point he wrote a long email that was mostly quotes from industry leaders saying how the industry despises our dept, that the changes we make are unnecessary. Our dept head received that email and showed it to me. It was pretty scathing.

So I looked up the quotes.

The employee had changed the quotes to fit their narrative. This is a no-no in their industry. The real quotes actually said that even though change is hard, it’s necessary and our dept is essential in making it go smoothly.

I wrote back to management, highlighted the changes they made to the real quotes, and suggested two things:

What they did may be ethically wrong.

How they did it in such a dumb way may be how they approach other aspects of their job. Maybe they aren’t good at it.

Never heard a peep from the employee again. They were asked to leave. I chortled when I saw their departure notice.

bionicjoey, in Lesbians of lemmy, how do you introduce your SO to other people without getting them confused for just a friend?

I’m neither a lesbian nor a woman but the word “partner” is pretty universally understood.

theKalash,

Unless they work as a policewoman.

Peppycito,

They could also be in business together. Or cowboys.

Send_me_nude_girls,

Then add “…at work” in the same breath. Guys, we don’t need to reinvent language.

Peppycito,

How do you differentiate cowboys?

weew,

avoid saying “howdy”

betahack,

if cowboys i believes it’s pahtnah, in the parlance of the day

Peppycito,

I hear it Sam Elliot’s voice “Pard-ner”

NJSpradlin, (edited )

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  • theKalash,

    Haha, I was half joking because I only know police refering to partners from US police shows. Nice that I actually had valid point :D

    squiblet,
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    I use that to refer to business partners and people have been confused by it.

    awnery,

    let them be confused. does one supercede the other?

    squiblet, (edited )
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    The point of speaking is to express an idea clearly to listeners. So, since this usage of 'partner' to mean the other person in a romantic relationship has become popular, to be specific I say 'business partner'.

    catsup,

    Yeah I thought about that one too, but it feels too broad of a term. Partner could be used to refer to a work colleague. And I’d feel really tempted to add “in crime” at the end lol

    awnery,

    work on a cook line in a restaurant. gain a little trust, might get a partner or several.

    Peppycito,

    I’m always tempted to preceed it with “howdy”

    SaintWacko, (edited ) in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?

    Not surprisingly, Jimmy Buffett

    https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/da90101c-4176-4f32-8148-1e1313dcb56c.png

    Not much actual time spent listening, since I listen to Radio Margaritaville in the car and at work most of the time.

    what_is_a_name, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    Looks up social control theory. It basically argues that we all are well behaved because we worry about the social consequences of our bad actions. You remove social control. The moral behaviours goes out the window. It’s pretty well supported framework for understanding human behaviour.

    Peppycito,

    Isn’t that the thesis of Lord of the Flies?

    Drivebyhaiku,

    I feel like this doesn’t adequately explain why I can’t manage to force myself to do an evil playthrough of Baldurs Gate 3…like the social sphere there isn’t even real. Nobody bloody cares and I am missing out on a fair chunk of game content that I purchased but I feel too bad about being a dick to imaginary people who don’t exist to betray or kill them.

    I have the feeling that if I ended up with a sort of superpower that made me able to stop time I would barely use it for anything like mean spirited pranks and probably just use it to get to work on time, take breaks when I feel like and have more free time to read.

    Hello_there, in Lesbians of lemmy, how do you introduce your SO to other people without getting them confused for just a friend?

    Lots of handholding and kissing when introducing them?

    ani,

    But isn’t that something girls do as… just gals being pals?

    0x4E4F,

    In the mouth? Probably not 🤔.

    ani,

    Are you sure that isn’t just girls doing normal girl things?

    NoIWontPickaName,

    Especially late at night during the sexy pillow fights right?

    0x4E4F,

    IDK, or at least I don’t think so 😂.

    moody, in What inconsequential or surprisingly good thing can I get from Aliexpress?

    I recently bought a Pinecil soldering iron from AliExpress, which is one of the main official ways of getting them. Very nice product.

    RememberTheApollo, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?

    MXMS with surprisingly only a few hundred minutes. In the top 0.5%.

    TomMasz, in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?
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    Mid/late-90s, a woman who was having an affair with one of the managers gets a huge promotion despite not even being qualified for the job she had. No question as to why. Proceeds to embarrass herself at every turn, yet manager thinks she's great. Meanwhile, truly deserving people are overlooked.

    Mid-2000, same woman is now in charge of a new product team. I'm working as a technical consultant and evaluating products for purchase by GSA (Government Services Administration, the buying arm of the US Federal government). Her product is on the GSA-approved list but has never been evaluated for compliance. Lying to the Feds subjects you to the False Claims Act and can result in fines and being blocked by GSA from selling to the government. I alert company management to this. Not only is it a danger to the company, she had to have lied about it to launch the product in the first place. Lawyers get involved. I hurriedly evaluate the product. Luckily, it qualifies. We cross our fingers no one from GSA ever asks to see the paper trail.

    A month later she's leaving the company to start her own catering business (I'm not making this up).

    It didn't last a year.

    Soap10116, in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

    Dude who was Manipulating my boss (who we didn’t know at the time was declining in mental health due to huntingtons disease) got fired.

    This guy was a ruthless climbing saboteur and also allergic to work. Everything he touched went to shit, tried to skirt the line of firable offenses saying he was our “union rep” but everyone hated him especially management. We actually work in a reasonable place and at least our department has decent salary even for no experience kids fresh out of college. Most people that leave try to come back as the grass was not greener.

    Anyway, he finally committed a fire-able offense after my boss died and his manipulated shield was gone and replaced with a really good manager that didn’t take shit like that. He then tried to reapply under a fake name but he’s a fucking idiot and was found out.

    Fuck that guy. Good riddance. I found out he now works for DHS (dept. Of homeland security) so fuck us but whatever, at least he’s out of my life.

    intensely_human,

    Gee you look an awful lot like a guy who used to work here. But I guess you’re not him. Now, on these business cards do you want it to just say McLovin?

    NotSteve_, (edited ) in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?

    I was in the top 0.1% of the band Remember Sports

    Apparently my top genre is bubblegrunge which is a term I’ve never heard of

    scapegarced,

    Spotify likes to make up genres. This could be one of them. Last year I had something called “voidgaze” which was made up by them to mash up different types of black and atmospheric metal.

    NotSteve_,

    Haha yeah. I understand some music doesn’t fall nicely under the classic genres but Spotify’s labelling is a bit excessive

    scapegarced,

    Yea. Genres are really only useful in describing your music taste but when no one knows what “bubblegrunge” or “voidgaze” is it kinda defeats the purpose.

    NotSteve_,

    Totally agree

    Beelzebob, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    I know that if I had powers, I would be a straight up self serving villain. No question.

    fhek, in Lesbians of lemmy, how do you introduce your SO to other people without getting them confused for just a friend?

    The new way of referring to your SO is “partner”.

    So I guess like that?

    BellaDonna,

    This, I still use girlfriend interchangeably for both and it absolutely creates confusion.

    intensely_human,

    But I thought that was your car

    metaStatic,

    I've run into this a few times talking about my Sisters partner.

    I just call him her husband now.

    livus, (edited )
    @livus@kbin.social avatar

    Back before we had marriage equality, Partner became the universal even for husbands and wives, because it's more inclusive.

    Now we've got it, but partner just seems to have stuck.

    snooggums,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    Howdy, partner!

    intensely_human,

    SO

    caseyweederman, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    I would die of old age immediately

    OutlierBlue, in Lesbians of lemmy, how do you introduce your SO to other people without getting them confused for just a friend?

    “This is Jane, we’re fucking.”

    snooggums, (edited )
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    Right now?

    I clearly don't know how being a lesbian works.

    intensely_human,

    It’s wireless

    tegs_terry,

    Like Demolition Man?

    Crashumbc,

    Just don’t ask where the meat comes from.

    You see any cows around here?

    Spanish…

    Rat burger? This is a rat burger?

    Pretty good!

    0x4E4F,

    Can’t get nore direct than that 🤣🤣🤣.

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Someone once introduced their gf literally saying "We are in a relationship" - it’s sounds awkward/clunky but I didn’t even notice that, it didn’t make me think for a moment, its precise, short, and above all clear. I appreciate direct communication way more than ‘what sounds nice’.

    intensely_human,

    You lika de clear communication eh?

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    “Fucking” is pounding penis into vagina, so I don’t think that’s something lesbians do.

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