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governorkeagan, in Do you interact more in Lemmy?

Definitely comment more than I did on Reddit. I feel like if I comment on Reddit post that has been up for a couple hours, my comment will never get seen – haven’t seen that here

nodsocket, in You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

Backwards long jump

FooBarrington, in You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

The first being not to lose the game.

uriel238,
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This game?

DudeDudenson, in What's a button you hate tapping or clicking accidentally?

I hate it with a passion when my phone wakes up the screen and starts pressing random buttons on the media player on hot summer days when I start sweating. I have to turn the phone around in my pocket but I’m always conscious about bumping into anything destroying the screen

TimLovesTech, in Favorite Lemmy Client

I tried many waiting for Sync release on Lemmy, but nothing felt as complete, it’s just far and away the best IMHO.

Lime66, in Do you interact more in Lemmy?

When i had an account on both reddit and lemmy, i askedd questions on lemmy because I got actual answers

ValiantDust, in You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

I figured out this was the Bad Place all along.

GentlemanLoser, in What is a good scary/horror movie to watch this month?

Smile

Fallenwout, in You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

Successfully divided something by 0

wookiestackhouse, in What's a button you hate tapping or clicking accidentally?

My oven has capacitive touch buttons for the clock and timer. They’re really sensitive, and they sometimes trigger even for skin underneath clothing. So sometines when I lean against it while using the stove top, I accidentally set a timer with my penis.

psion1369, in Do you interact more in Lemmy?

I findyself upvoteing way more on Lemmy than I ever did on Reddit.

LongPigFlavor, in Do you interact more in Lemmy?

Yes, this is one of few social media platforms that I interact in.

key, in You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)
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I was just looking for a bathroom. Guess I took a wrong turn?

Bloodwoodsrisen,
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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/d3c70cc7-31c3-47a8-8e40-645eadffb9f5.jpeg

XYZinferno, in You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

My death was so absurd it triggered an unhandled edge case in the code.

LongPigFlavor, in Bathroom Wiping

I sit down.

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