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pugsnroses77, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

eat more slowly. i dont chew my food enough and it makes my tummy hurt!

Ghostalmedia, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?
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What would a high stakes resolution be?

buycurious,

Be determined to prove that mole people exist and have underground cities all over the world.

greenfish,
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Damn! I was going to say something that would make you feel bad if you don’t accomplish it but the mole people situation sounds important

feedum_sneedson,

Finally plan and perhaps execute my suicide. High stakes.

FlorianSimon,

Don’t.

feedum_sneedson,

I rarely keep my New Year’s resolutions.

Bumblefumble,

I hope you’re ok and getting help if you need it.

feedum_sneedson,

Not really either of these unfortunately.

LegionEris,

To make some sort of major change or take a specific big picture path. The classic “stop smoking/drinking” would be high stakes resolutions.

TheGreenGolem,
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For a more serious answer: Quit smoking. Quit drinking. Meet more with one’s child if they are far away. Eat less. Stop gambling. Stuff like this.

brown567,

Quit pooping

SelfHigh5,

One step ahead of ya

Artyom,

I know someone who plans on listening to a new album every day.

infinitepcg, in After a lifetime against, I'm considering joining social media. Any advice?

The problem I’m having is that I don’t exist online when people try to look me up.

Is this referring to job applications or interpersonal relationships or both?

balderdash9, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

Bottle of champaign and watch some fireworks

Potatisen,

Champagne?

balderdash9,

Don’t mind if I do

Chee_Koala,

Champayne

BlitzKrieg2552,

Shampain

NotSteve_,

Shampaggin

don,

Fake hurting.

intensely_human,

Actually it’s a french word. It means “fake bread”

Fake4000, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

Get yourself a good dinner takeaway, favourite drink, choose a movie you would like to watch, and end it with some retro video games of needed.

LillyPip,

Me: shitty fast food, cheapish beer, and watching the Star Wars 1978 holiday special.

It’s all uphill from here.

Potatisen,

The game after everything is the way to go, also put some time into figuring out a good movie!

SheerDumbLuck,

Be warned, take out/ delivery on NYE usually takes 1-2 hours longer if you’re in the city. Lots of cancellations too. It might ruin your evening.

victorz,

Excellent warning. Might want to order very early in the day and reheat if necessary, if it’s good enough/worth it.

Welp, too late now.

andrew,
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Start with a 2013 video game and end with a 2014 video game after midnight.

JWBananas, in How to stop eating junk food?
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Talk to a therapist. Work out what’s really bothering you, or at least how to be more mindful.

someguy3, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

With star trek.

khan_shot_1st,

Fun will now commence.

Corkyskog, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?
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If you don’t have a lot of money, you could try masturbating every hour until midnight. Conversely, if you do have a lot of money, you could also try doing that.

bionicjoey,

If you have a lot of money you can also have someone do it for you. Treat yo self!

ChefTyler1980,

That would not be celebrating new years alone, though.

bionicjoey, (edited )

That’s like saying if you order a pizza on NYE then you aren’t celebrating alone because the pizza delivery guy is there.

snaprails,
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But will be give you one off the wrist?

intensely_human,

If they stay below table level, you can pretend they’re a droid

Candelestine, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

Spend it in quiet contemplation of the year behind and the one ahead if you want. Not every holiday needs to be a party.

intensely_human,

For 2023 I made a resolution, for the first time since the 90s. The resolution was to have $5000 in the bank.

I pushed hard, got up to about $3500, then my housing situation changed and I had to pay higher rent. The savings rate become quite low assuming perfect discipline. I don’t have perfect discipline so my savings rate was just a couple hundred a month.

After the moving expenses I’m back down then slowly up to about $2k in the bank.

Overall, I failed to reach the $5k, but it did change my relationship with money in a major way. Until this year, until I decided to make savings my top priority, I was always living paycheck to paycheck. I’m 41. This has been my entire adult life: worrying about whether I’ll make the next round of bills. Often asking for extensions on my rent. Paying lots of late fees.

This year is the first time I’ve lived with any kind of financial surplus. When my rent is due I don’t even check my balance I just pay it. All the other bills are on auto. It’s such an amazing feeling.

So that was last year. This coming year my goal is to be present for people. I’ve lost too many friendships from neglect on my part. And Ive passed up too many opportunities to connect, because I wanted to maintain my freedom.

My whole life Ive separated myself, doing everything I can to cut ties and maintain flexibility. My resolution this year is to stay present for the people in my life, to commit to and fulfill some social obligations. To stop worrying so much about how I feel and focus more on what I can do for people.

Candelestine,

Well said. Good luck with your resolution this year.

Nomecks, (edited ) in How to stop eating junk food?

Lots of stop buying it comments in here. How about: Stop watching so many videos? The best way to stop eating is to occupy your mind and hands. Got any hobbies? Get one that involves using your hands and concentration. You must find something that you personally enjoy. You can’t eat if you’re busy concentrating on something you like doing while occupying your hands! Bonus points if it’s something physical that helps get you in shape.

Valmond,

Also, it might take time.

For completely different reasons I started to draw, like 5 minutes a day (that was tougher than most things I have done, weirdly) and keeping at it for a couple of months.

Thats the way to go from one(less good) thing to another, reliably doing it every day, and quickly (well they say 90 days) it becomes an easy and pleasant thing you like to do.

Did it with jogging too, took longer (as I wasnt in shape for it, had crap shoes, back and muscles) but eventually it became a nice thing to do too.

And it all ads up, helping. I mean life is hard.

Pro tip, one day check out keto, and the idea about stopping eating all kind of sugar (potatoes, candy, snacks, processed food…). Don’t rush it but know that it’s really good for both your physical health(who would have thought eh) but also for your mental health, it’s quite the thing. So maybe one day eh!

Last words; everyone can do it, it just takes time. If you dont have the mental, just take it slower and it’ll come around.

DessertStorms, (edited ) in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

I don't make new years resolutions myself, but I just had to say your profile pic gave me a little giggle, thanks
(also really like the new veg of the month idea!)

TheInsane42, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?
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Not to make new year resolutions.

As that’s failed, I have ticked the resolutions off the list and can do what I like, play more bass guitar and/or regular guitar, but that has to wait until I had my surgery. Nomclue when that’ll be, but the hospital indicated Q1.

LegionEris, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

Two honestly. They’re both kinda big picture, but both are fun and easy and low stakes.

  1. Slow down, settle, nest. 2023 was a wild year filled with change. I got a job that became the focal point of my life, and then I got promoted. That job came with more friends and connections than I’ve ever had. It has been a very full, sometimes overwhelming year. 2024 is going to be my Convenience Store Woman year. I’m gonna settle into my management position, get good at it, and turn this dispensary into a beautiful weed distribution machine.
  2. I’m gonna keep trying for a second romantic partner. It’s gonna be fun because flirting is fun. And the stakes are low because I already have a fantastic, stable relationship with my wife. Failure means continuing the happy life I’m living now. I’ll just keep trying to get the attention of boys with good hair.

2024 is gonna be good, but easier than 2023 plz

NerdyPopRocks,

Wow! I hope you accomplish all you want to! Although, I’d expect every year going forward to be harder than the last tbh. So I hope that your struggle in 2023 brought you resilience for the struggle to come in 2024

LegionEris,

That’s silly. I’m in a really good place personally. My best friend is my assistant manager. I just signed the lease early for another year (starting in May) in my nice apartment that is just a few blocks from my dispensary. We could reasonably be a million dollar a month location by this time next year. I’ve found a Discord where I can make friends with other trans people in my area despite my powerful introversion. And just being a visible trans person in a popular business running a safe place in a conservative area is fighting the good fight! I have integrated the resistance into my life. I have the financial stability to take care of some real life shit that’s in arrears. And despite isolated examples of the opposite, the fact is that people are overall safer, healthier, and freer than they have ever been. I say that as someone who has been attacked in public for being trans. 2024 is going to be good. It’s just going to be extra good for me.

NerdyPopRocks,

Great to hear

joeyv120, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

What do you normally like to do when you have an evening alone?

capt_wolf, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?
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My alone NYE when the wife is working is typically a dinner of hors d’oeuvres type foods, made throughout the night. Cheese and crackers, some summer sausage if I have it, puff pastries with spinach or Buffalo chicken, pigs in a blanket, mozzarella sticks, maybe some samosas, even pizza rolls. For entertainment, a good video game or two and several of the NYE streams on YouTube to make fun of.

Looking forward to seeing how God awful the Planet Fitness show is this year! Dick Clark and Casey Kasem are both rolling in their graves tomorrow night for sure.

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