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rikudou, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

Don’t have kids, ever.

ilinamorato, in Why are there so many apps that could be websites?
  • the free ad space on your home screen. Sure it’s a small ad, but you see it all the time.
  • notifications. Even if only a small fraction of users allow them, it’s a lot of free advertising. And yes, you can put notifications on websites, but that’s not as reliable or as expected as native app notifications.
  • permissions. The more legitimate apps may provide some sort of additional functionality that their website can’t provide on its own. The shadier ones sell the data they get from the sensors all over your phone.
  • data storage. Technically web storage is a thing, but it’s definitely not something you want to hang your whole business on right now.
  • integrations. You can integrate, for example, Google Pay/Apple Pay on a website, but it’s more of a hassle. In an app, it’s practically drop-in. Same with the share functionality.
  • why not? If you already have a mobile site and can make an app from it reasonably easy, there’s no reason not to. You’ve become multi-channel with no extra work.

There are probably other reasons, but those are the ones that make sense to me, being in the industry.

Bruncvik,
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

Excellent points. I’d just add one more: user friendliness. The average user prefers to click on an icon on their screen, rather than open a Web browser and either type in the URL or access bookmarks, which tends to be rather clunky on a phone.

ilinamorato,

Great observation. Yes, absolutely.

grepe, (edited )

Also capabilities. Some things are a hassle that doesn’t always work as expected (e.g. camera) and some things are just not possible at all (NFC). Even your airline app that simply shows a barcode that you scan at the gate will want to increase display brightness while it’s doing so and be able to show you a notification when you have delay or gate change…

ilinamorato,

Indeed. I called this “permissions,” but “capabilities” is a much better word for it

hyperhearse, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?
@hyperhearse@kbin.social avatar

No form of abuse, dealt with it enough from bullies at school.

Encourage me to participate in a sport, or art, science projects or ANYTHING that will prevent me from becoming a depressed pos.

Go to therapy for your trauma instead of passing it on to me.

other_cat, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?
@other_cat@lemmy.world avatar

Jumping on the “get a fucking divorce” train and adding “stop buying prepackaged overprocessed food, feed me some damn vegetables, and stop giving me so much goddamn sugar”

Couldbealeotard, in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?
@Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world avatar

I had things taste a little like chlorine, or something, for about 3 days. It sucked.

billhead, in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?

Lost my sense of smell and taste for about three weeks but then it went back to normal.

I didn’t have any other symptoms and didn’t realize I had COVID until I tried smelling some freshly blended horseradish and couldn’t smell anything, but man did it still burn the nostrils. Would not recommend.

I have a friend that also had it and lost smell and taste for a month or two and it’s mostly come back, but coffee tastes disgusting to him now.

bighatchester, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?

Don’t provide your 12 year old cigarettes, weed and booze .

brygphilomena, in Have you ever failed at something? How did you get back up after that?

I flunked out of college. I was undiagnosed ADHD and my major was something that I genuinely have a passion for. But wasn’t able to discipline myself to go to classes regularly. I don’t think I would have done well in that field anyway.

It didn’t really hurt me though, I ended up in a job that underpaid for too long until I got proper medical treatment for my ADHD and depression. Now I make a decent salary in a field that works well for me.

I love what I learned and would love to learn more, but the structure of college was something that was extremely tough to work through.

Krejall,

Hey, this is my exact story, including the undiagnosed ADHD, dropping out of college, the dead-end wage slavery for way too long, and now having a decent paying job that isn’t what I went to school for, but that also doesn’t kill my soul.

Except: I have an epilogue!

I still don’t have a degree, but I never stopped practicing my art because I am simply incapable of stopping. It’s what I do. I recently got a side gig that was my absolute unrealistic pie-in-the-sky dream job when I was in college, working for the very creators that inspired me to choose my major in the first place. College wasn’t what got me there. It was passion for the artform, introspection/therapy to develop a more forgiving and accepting attitude toward myself, and sheer perseverance. I spent the first 18 years of my adult life thinking failure and dead ends were all the universe had to offer, but I kept trying anyway (mostly to spite that hostile universe in a ‘fuck you, kill me yourself’ kind of way).

It’s not over until it’s over. You don’t know how your story ends. Keep trying. If someone says you missed your chance, fuck 'em. They can’t see the future any more clearly than you.

Kolanaki, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?
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Alpha71, in If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?

I got the extreme end of the stick. It fucked up my heart AND lungs.

AustralianSimon, in What was your most awkward moment of the last year?
@AustralianSimon@lemmy.world avatar

She was probably as anxious and playing it cool.

fiat_lux, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?

If you want your children to engage in a certain behavior, you have to actively model that behavior. A kid isn't going to do the thing if they never see you doing the thing, no matter how much you call them out on not doing the thing.

GildorInglorion, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Tapeworm - The Musical

Cosmicomical,

What about “Earworm - The Musical”

TehBamski, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Ghost in the Belly

Muppet Terror Island

Clownfield

Prolapse Rim

Robin Hood: Men and Dykes

StaticFalconar,

Muppet terror Island sounds awesome to stream

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

They had me at ‘Muppet’. No matter what words follow, I will watch the movie.

phorq, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Chupa… can you imagine that being a kids movie?

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