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AlbertSpangler, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

“1/3 read out loud to 2 million decimal places by 1st generation speech synth software over a solid white screen”

dudinax, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Fantastic Beasts 4

fruitycoder, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?

Buy FAANG Stock. Buy Bitcoin early on. Not crazy amounts but if they had some extra money I think their lives would have been a little easier.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?
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“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”

lingh0e,

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they’d love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it… and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

Ebber,

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

BastingChemina,

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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exiting the theatre after the movie

“Man… That title was accurate. Can’t wait for the sequel!”

ObsidianZed,

“Ouch! My Balls!”

Sabin10,

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

Rai,

Freddy Got Fingered was a masterpiece way ahead of it’s time

rawn, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?

Maybe the problem is you and not the other people or the place or the employer.

When your kid is bored with its input, it’s okay to take it serious and see that it gets more/better input.

“Tough it out” is not good advice, no matter in what form it comes.

Chioldren’s tears are not an act. Not if it’s a girl either.

Just because it didn’t kill you, does not mean you have to do it to your kid.

Dear mom, run! Divorce! I’d still like to be alive and stuff, but you don’t deserve this and neither do we.

treadful, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?
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In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.

Groomer.

PeterLossGeorgeWall,

Don’t mess with the zohan?

Rhynoplaz,

So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?

Valmond, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Statistic analysis advanced version (in greek).

Kidplayer_666, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

Meuzzin,

It’s supposed to be “Made up movies”. Not real ones.

cuerdo, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

The conservative roadmap to knowledge

Rhynoplaz, (edited )

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

cheese_greater,

Nahc just a single STOP sign reflected infinitely betweenst two mirrors

EvilTwin, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Springtime for Hitler

b3an,
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May I take your hats, your coats, and your…… svaaaastiiiikas?

TehBamski,
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Is the premise of this one, that we see what happened to Hitler in art school and his transition to a political occupation?

StorminNorman,

The documentary film The Producers goes into great detail about the making of it.

sour, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?
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no yelling

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What was your most awkward moment of the last year?

Someone in a gathering called for a moment of silence for the victims of the Canadian wildfires, and suddenly, in the silence, all people can hear is the Little Inferno theme song quietly playing on my closed ipad.

thorbot, in what is a parental advice you wish you could give to your father/mother before they had you?

Don’t impose your religion on your kids or you’ll just drive them away and you’ll never get to know them as adults before the cancer kills you.

thorbot, (edited ) in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?

Satan’s Cum Belching Anus

Edit: you made me do this

demesisx, in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?
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Godcunt: the dickening

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