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ohlaph, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

Teleportation. Hands down

Kolanaki, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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Teleportation. Doesn’t matter if you can see me when I can just pop in and out in an instant.

Snorf,

If you can pop in and out fast enough then you can be there and not be there at the same time.

seanziepples,

Wear clothes that cover your identifying features

killeronthecorner,
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I’ll teleport to where you can’t see me. Checkmate legtards

Neil, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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  • Eylrid,

    You could still be naked. Who’s going to know?

    RegalPotoo, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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    Teleportation would be neat assuming you can just totally disregard basic laws of physics like conservation of momentum - otherwise you end up either as a red smear somewhere, or accidentally turn yourself into a kinetic energy weapon

    jol,

    I would be afraid of accidentally teleporting into a wall.

    Maalus,

    That’d be covered by the “you know if it’s safe” clause

    intensely_human,

    Yeah but then the wall is fucked up.

    qyron,

    I always understood teleportation as a accelerate-decelerate sequence to reach the end point, as in not A to B but A to B to C, where B is the midpoint where you have enough momentum to naturally stop at your destination.

    RegalPotoo,
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    A lot of depictions of teleportation seem to imply that you instantaneously move between two distinct points in space without having moved through the intervening matter - if that’s the case you have to deal with a whole lot of complexity to ensure that you are moving at an appropriate speed at your destination - it depends a lot on your reference point, but imagine teleporting from the equator to the north pole without accounting for the difference in velocity of the ground due to the earth being a sphere. If you were standing still on the equator but preserved your momentum through the jump, you’d be moving at 1600km/h when you arrived. Air friction and the sonic boom alone would mess you up, let alone if you collided with something.

    You are right, you could solve it by having the teleportation move you through some sort of hyperspace and making the jump almost instantaneous so you have time to accelerate and decelerate, but even then you’d need to hand wave away where the energy goes. Imagine the same set up, you’ve accelerated through hyperspace towards the pole, then decelerated back down to end up going 1600km/h slower than you started. For an average person this is about 8 MJ of excess kinetic energy that has to go somewhere

    southsamurai, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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    Yeah, teleportation solves way more real life problems than invisibility does.

    Invisibility in the real world, for a civilian, is really only good for pranks and crime. Which isn’t exactly a bad thing, but teleportation can do all of that and more.

    Tedesche,

    You could use your invisibility to become the most effective citizen journalist in the world though. Get footage of Exxon execs scheming with politicians to fuck the planet or get world leaders on tape dismissing the Geneva conventions, that sort of thing.

    AeroLemming,

    You could do that just as well with teleportation, possibly even better depending on what security measures you need to bypass. Teleport in, plant a bug, dig through their computer for anything incriminating, teleport out.

    Of course, obtaining evidence in this way makes it illegal to use in court, but that doesn’t really matter because the people you’re after will never be taken down in court anyway.

    Tedesche,

    Of course, obtaining evidence in this way makes it illegal to use in court

    That’s why I said citizen journalist. Exposing corrupt people in the news is a major step towards criminal court, and even if there is no case, public opinion can be swayed and that’s a death sentence in many ways.

    uberkalden,

    You could in most cases so the same with teleportation

    Gamerman153,

    Assuming they don’t have access to thermals…

    Tedesche,

    Good question whether or not invisibility extends to the infrared and ultraviolet spectra. That’d be pretty clutch.

    Xariphon, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Teleportation, hands down.

    TheBananaKing, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Even better, portals.

    All the benefits of teleportation, plus you could slap a portal to the sun in front of people you don’t like.

    AeroLemming, (edited )

    I feel like opening a portal to the sun would result in lots of highly pressurized, super-heated plasma shooting through and fucking annihilating everything in a massive area around the portal. I guess you could do it if you wanted to blow up, like, an entire building with a tiny and short-lived portal. Same thing in reverse when opening a portal into space.

    TheBananaKing,

    “Don’t like” was kind of understated.

    PowerGloveSoBad, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?

    “Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride”

    “Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes”

    ExtraMedicated,

    Your country needs you(r truck).

    ace_garp, (edited )
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    Grandma got a new phone… . . . -=Invisibility on=-

    AeroLemming,

    Just charge people for it. You could say $100 per teleport and then give your friends a “discounted” rate of $50. That’s still like $300 to move half a dozen people and all you have to do is show up and spend a couple of minutes going back and forth.

    PowerGloveSoBad,

    PowerGloveSoBad’s Mom: PowerGloveSoBad? It’s Mom. I was talking to Aunt Kathy and she said you charged her $50 to move that stuff in her attic. Call me back or I’m coming over.

    AeroLemming,

    Oh no! Anyway…

    RBWells, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Teleportation by a long shot, though I would be afraid it would make me fat and unhealthy (never walking just teleporting everywhere).

    If you are saying I can hold another person and teleport us both? Abso-damn-lutely teleportation, can you imagine the savings on travel?

    wooki, (edited )

    Thinking too small.

    Contract out to nasa or highest bidder and transport goods and people to ISS. Transport goods and people to mars. Get spacesuits and transport asteroids to the highest bidder. Become richest person on earth.

    Lemminary, (edited )

    Plot twist: The conspiracies are true and NASA drugs you and abducts to you experiment on you and learns to milk that sweet teleportatium out your ears while tied up in an underground warehouse somewhere in Area 51.

    wooki,

    Oh great now it’s a horror story.

    BruceBeer, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Ha, I’m already invisible for all non nefarious purposes, I choose teleportation.

    burliman, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Teleportation, because the only upside to invisibility is subterfuge. Not that I am some saint who denies ever wanting that, it just seems like teleportation would be just as good at any use case invisibility has. It would also have lots of very life changing above board benefits too.

    livus, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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    Teleportation. I would pick it for the friends and family visits alone but the travel and science stuff would be amazing.

    Even for those who inevitably want to use their power to commit crimes, teleportation is still more useful than invisibility.

    SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Teleportation. Invisibility is a nice gimmick (until you accidentally leave it on and get hit by a car, that is).

    Teleportation isn’t just incredibly convenient, depending on the distances you can travel in one hop it’d also save you a lot of time (skip your commute, instantly travel to a nice vacation destination and back), and it’d be a money maker (fastest courier in the world).

    Even if it was just line of sight, being able to easily reach places that are normally hard to reach or require extensive detours would be helpful. Even just crossing a busy street without having to wait for the traffic light would be a nice thing.

    Riven,
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    I would teleport to Japan to eat all my meals. So much good food for so cheap.

    Teknikal, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    Teleportation even if it was line of sight based like in the Dishonored games I think it still wins.

    Mnemnosyne, in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

    As others have said, invisibility versus teleportation is way too lopsided in favor of teleportation. Even if we’re talking perfect ‘you cannot be detected unless you bump into something or otherwise reveal your own presence’ invisibility, it’s still not good enough to compete with teleportation. Especially with S-tier teleportation like described there.

    You’d have to really beef up the invisibility side to make it more fair. Maybe instead of just invisibility, go full incorporeal, with the ability to have gravity affect you (or not affect you) however you want, relative to whatever reference frame you want (be very careful with this) and the ability to make any part of yourself incorporeal or corporeal without it being all of you. Even then, I’d have a bit of a hard time picking this over teleporting.

    Or go with the Invisible Woman’s powerset, that’d be a pretty solid other option versus that teleportation. At that point I would actually have a hard time choosing, cause that is some nice teleportation, but Sue Storm’s powers are pretty high tier as well.

    mosiacmango, (edited )

    Force field bubbles are wild. I bet you could use them as transportation as well. Just explode one under your feet and catch yourself with them when you land.

    At a minimum you could make bridges that would let you walk/run/ride/drive though the air or across water. Still great for travel.

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