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ElBarto, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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Fuck, I left the oven on.

Harvey656, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

I literally do not boy have enough time in the day to type all of them. There’s just so many that are awful.

DudeDudenson, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Doing the “who are you” bit when you wake up might be more amusing and easier to pull off (considering you don’t normally know when you’re going to pass out)

EddoWagt,

Might be more difficult to do when you wake up as you have the chance to actually have no fucking clue what’s going on

feedum_sneedson, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

I said “wow, that’s strong”.

satans_crackpipe,

Haha, mine was “I think it’s working”.

telllos,

When I woke up I was like, " It’s really good dope". I’ve never done anything other than weed.

Karyoplasma,

When I woke up, I vomitted. Twice. Then I asked for a bread with Nutella.

Sterile_Technique, in People talk about ideas being living things. How can we do better at cultivating and propagating ideas that are helpful / sustainable?
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The problem is shitty soil. The solution better funded and better quality schooling.

LesserAbe,

You’re right, better schooling is important. What do you think are the obstacles to getting it? Why isn’t it happening already?

Does seem like there’s a loop of misinformation means less effective democracy, and less effective democracy allows for more misinformation. Seems like better democratic systems are called for, like ranked choice voting, but also better news or education outside formal public school.

I also think overpowered interests (ie. rich people) can veto education on subjects that most people would benefit from. So maybe one thing is better limiting the accumulation of outsized wealth or power?

Sterile_Technique,
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Science and education have both become (have always been?) politicized. Certain groups are incentivized to hamstring education at every opportunity in order to keep the churches full and the voters red.

The solution… we need to get those fuckers out of power. Voting works when voting works, but that’s obstructed and gerrymandered to oblivion, so… idk, break out the ol’ guillotine and start providing some free cervical spinal decompressions to our oligarchs?

Odo, in why do & ampersands never display properly in titles?

I believe it’s been fixed for the next version of Lemmy. But for now, small ampersand (U+FE60) works as a substitute: ﹠

intensely_human,

Small ampersand I love it

intensely_human,

Also I wonder if your username and my own, (head tilt) may share the same meaning

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Not a one-liner. You better start this one as soon as you’re rolled into the room.

My instructor was Mr Langley and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

It’s called “Daisy”.

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do,
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But you’ll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Hopefully, the anesthesiologist has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey. You’ll go down about halfway through.

The scene (spoilers for 2001) • Cleaner copy of the song to learn the melody from
No need to try for a computery voice, the oxygen mask will obfuscate it enough.

stewie3128, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

Most of them, but I’m just tired.

triclops6, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Good luck op! I hope it’s a success Friday!

backhdlp, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I forgot the name but that one shit company with a U that is literally as bad as Nestle

jojowakaki,

Do you mean Unilever?

intensely_human,

I think he’s talking about sUbway

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yes

ikidd, in Fellow Extreme Weather Lemmings, what are your Buy it for Life winter boot suggestions?
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I farm and I’ll wear Mucks. They eventually wear out and the neoprene gets snagged with barbwire, but they’ll go for about 3 winters of daily use for 6 months IME before it’ll get a hole around where the neoprene meets the rubber. Leave room for a good pair of wool socks and I’ve worn them to -43 as long as I’m moving around. But I’m also not very susceptible to cold, so YMMV.

MajorHavoc, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

This thread has lots of company names without references or explanations.

While " controversy" is probably a solid search term, we could do better by including “why” right in the comments.

bradorsomething, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“How do you keep a surgical staff in suspense?”

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

a surgical staff

That is not a group of medical professionals, that is a wizard’s stick with amputation powers!

wetferret, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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If I happen to be the doctor and it’s someone else going under I’d say “Okay, let’s get this leg amputated!” when that is NOT the actual operation happening.

pirat,

OK, so let’s get those ears removed!

Yes, I’m hungieee

Agent641,

“Wait, which gender are we reassigning you to?”

goodgame, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Good luck for Friday! Hopefully you can post an update next week, so we know you’re with us. This may interest you; my wife used to be an anaesthetist, and during long, boring procedures would give the patient a facial - blackhead removal etc. It’s considered unethical, but she delighted in them waking up looking great.

DingoBilly,

Whether you are happy or not depends very much on the gender of the anaesthetist here.

jigsaw250,

Never really thought about it. I suppose I would prefer a woman to do it, but wouldn’t necessarily mind if a man did it IF I wasn’t completely creeped out that they did something purposeful and unnecessary to me while I was knocked out.

DudeDudenson,

That’s a big if

AtmaJnana,

gotta follow rules 1 and 2

workerONE,

It’s not the anaesthetist that does pelvic exams, it’s medical students. Medical students need experience so they practice on anaesthetized patients. There was a story on the radio of a male medical student who was supposed to do an exam on a woman and he realized that she was unaware and hadn’t specifically consented and so he mentioned his concerns to his peers and it started a discussion worldwide about the practice. I don’t think the practice is limited to pelvic exams.

enthusiasticamoeba,

It’s considered unethical

Uh yeah and it fucking should be, jesus christ.

Window_Error_Noises,
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Barring any issues that could have brought her in certain circumstances, that’s adorable! How nice to have something immediately positive to wake up to, besides the post-surgery uncomfortable everything else. I was very happy to learn that our state is one of the few that’s thankfully outlawed got-dang pelvic examinations under general anesthesia, unless they have specific prior consent - with some of the things US teaching hospitals allow, I’d be down for some unethical unconscious skincare.

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