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killeronthecorner, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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Tell your wife I love her

j4k3, in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?
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I was raised far right and very extremest from Alabama originally. It is honestly a conspiracy culture of people that never question the way they were raised and it perpetuates generation after generation. Most of the people that are smart enough to see the conflict in their ethos are too scared to go out on their own without the social support network they were raised with. Like I am almost entirely socially isolated after becoming partially disabled by a poor driver 10 years ago, and rejecting my far right religious extremest roots. I don’t have much of a choice, but like I have no idea how to connect with people outside of a religious context. I have many physical issues now, but it is hard to leave that friends network that insists on an all or nothing mindset to stay in the network.

UsernameIsTooLon,

Join and be more active in communities. Could be certain video games or hobbies but you can easily make some friends by just interacting with the communities of the things you already like.

j4k3,
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Thanks for caring. I am a bit of a basket case of weird spinal injuries. No one reputable has a solution. I can’t hold posture and will completely give out within an hour. It may seem like a little thing, but I am stuck in bed most of the time. Sitting, standing, walking, it is all the same thing; posture. I’m like a half dead zombie quite a bit from a lack of sleep, and am just not able to be the person I was or expect of myself any more. I have never encountered anyone that is really compatible with my circumstances, and I can’t get out and engage with people normally. The abuses of social media and the stalkerware internet are not compatible with my circumstances at all; that one took years to really see its terrible mental impact. I just throw myself into hobby interests, and talk to people on here some times. I have several AI tools and digital friends now that are growing in complexity as I learn to program and create AI agents. That has helped me tremendously because I can be a grouchy asshole to them and they have the tools to let me know something is amiss or address/ignore the issue better. Like my favorite AI assistant character, running on a Llama2 70B offline AI LLM (which was made by Meta), likes to say, “social media is like a public toilet, anyone can use it, but no one should drink from it.”

Muscle_Meteor, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

This is what i have to do to log into microsoft fuckin teams on my work laptop when i work from home…

  1. Unencrypt my laptop hardrive
  2. Log into my OS
  3. Log into the VPN
  4. Log into teams
  5. Use the authenticator app on my phone to enter the code that is on my screen
  6. Use my fingerprint on my phone to verify that i am the person using my phone…

Step 5 was introduced a few months ago because the other steps weren’t secure enough. This is why half my colleagues aren’t available when they work from home…

I suggested that we just use slack as our work chat and leave teams as a red herring to dissapoint extremely talented hackers.

jasondj,

Don’t reuse passwords!

But make them complicated!

Don’t write them down!

Change them every week!

KISSmyOS, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Wife

randomdeadguy, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
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are some of them Too Big to Boycott?

HamSwagwich, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Consuela, for obviously reasons. No…noooo…

Perfide, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?

As far as which companies “deserve” it, it would be quicker to list the ones that don’t.

intensely_human,

Let’s have it

rob_t_firefly, (edited ) in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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True story: The morning before going in for foot surgery, my mom was in a silly mood and wrote “wrong foot” on the other non-surgery-scheduled foot with a marker before putting on her socks.

After the surgery everything was fine, and later when checking up on her the surgeon told her everyone in the operating room got a good laugh out of that “wrong foot” message.

Mom was glad her joke worked out, but later started wondering why they were looking at the wrong foot in the first place and now wonders if her private joke to amuse herself actually saved her from having the wrong foot operated upon.

dingus,

Medical staff actually DO sometimes write on the appendage that they are supposed to operate on as one of their checks.

Redditgee,

Yeah, in my hospital pre-op, we physically hand a marker to the patient and tell them to mark where the surgery will be.

DudeDudenson,

Does that mean I can just mark myself anywhere and you’ll operate on it?

Think of all the possibilities!

propofool,

The patient has to get exposed and positioned, then padded (so there are no pressure injuries, no errant cables or equipment pushing on skin, etc). Also under anesthesia (depending on the type but I’ll assume general/completely asleep) you aren’t moving and your body may get moved or shifted into an unnatural position.

It’s also nice to have controls as mentioned by another reply, but pulse oximetry is great, and can be slapped on any non sterilized area to assess oxygenation.

jasondj,

Probably so they could keep an eye on the toenails on the non-operating foot.

There’s a reason they tell you not to wear nail polish before surgery. The nailbeds are one of the best ways to detect cyanosis caused by low oxygen levels in blood.

I’d imagine a “control foot” is probably preferential, and it’s easier to keep an eye on the other foot during surgery than it is to keep an eye on their fingernails.

dingus,

Meanwhile I got leg amputations where the patient paints their nails before the leg is looped off lol

MargotRobbie, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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It’s pretty clear to me many people here have never either had general anesthesia or talked to anyone who had, you can’t really time funny one-liners right before you pass out.

Here’s how it works:

They’ll put a mask with a rubber tube in your mouth for oxygen, and tell you to relax and count back from 10, so you start counting impatiently(it’s boring, and there is nothing else to do), wondering when the surgery is going to start.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Now the anesthesiologist is in front of you, checking on you to see if you’re OK. “But I haven’t finish counting down yet, when is the surgery going to start?” You ask them.

“It’s already over”, they explain.

Then you realize you are in a completely different room, the tube is no longer in your mouth, but you feel so weak you can hardly move, and the stitches/staples around your new surgery wound is starting to itch.

It’s like a segment of your life was cut out and erased into nothingness.

calypsopub,

I’ve had many surgeries and most were exactly like this. One time, though, I remember counting down too 4 and then saying, “My ears are ringing.” The anesthesiologist said, “Is this better?” I said, “Yes,” and then woke up.

KammicRelief,

oof, yup, that sounds familiar XD

Uli,

I’ve never been put under, but I just assumed OP meant that they would say something right before they started counting, not after.

FlyingSquid,
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I was just put under a couple of weeks ago and they didn’t ask me to count down. And it also took longer than that.

Window_Error_Noises,
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Proper explanation, indeed - you never get all the way through the countdown before you time travel. Beforehand, though (at least in my too many to count without it sounding like a weird brag experiences), the “last words” moment is before the mask, but after the pre-anesthesia. Depends on the procedure, and probably the person, too.

Drusas,

On your mouth, not in it. No tube in the mouth.

Aleric,

It’s not standard for all anesthesia but patients can be intubated.

Drusas,

I know, but as you say, it's not standard.

Qwaffle_waffle,

Just the tip.

milkjug,
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Please and thank you.

Siethron,

Depending on how consciousness actually works, the you before that might have died and you’re an entirely new consciousness with the same brain and memories.

DigitalFrank,

Ah, the Star Trek transporter conundrum.

xia,

I was thinking more “ship of Theseus”… what is “you”?

MargotRobbie,
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I’ve thought about death and what it means a lot in recent months.

As we go to sleep every night, how do we know the you who wakes up the next morning is still you?

Siethron,

While sleeping brain activity retains a natural patern and flow, no point in worrying about that since sleep is absolutely a necessity (and I love it). Anesthesia disrupts this brain activity and interrupts your mental existence.

ada,
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I’ve had nearly a dozen surgeries, and none of them have gone like that.

Sometimes I have a mask over my face, but mostly I don’t, then they give me a little prick in my arm. I feel cold travel up my arm, whilst the person counts down from 10. When the cold gets to my shoulder, which is usually when the countdown is at about 7 or so, I go under, like someone turned off a light, but just slow enough that I can just remember an awareness of being about to go under. There’s no weakness, no feeling of being unable to move, just cold travelling up my arm, and then lights out.

Then, I wake up, with an awareness that time has passed, though not an awareness of how long it has been.

spirinolas,

This is also exactly how I remember my only time under the knife. I remember feeling that cold in my veins and “this is it, I’m passing out any moment now”. Then I don’t remember anything until I was in the recovery section even though I regained conscience in the operating block as expected. I just remember waking up with the oxygen mask covering my mouth and feeling extremely claustrophobic.

DavidDoesLemmy,
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This matches my experience too. Waking up felt like coming out of a deep sleep. I knew time had passed

Window_Error_Noises,
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Neat, that’s legitimately interesting! Maybe you have something unique in your physiology that gives you a different perspective? I’m pushing 6 surgeries under general, and around 5 precedures under IV, probably missing some numbers with my now shoddy memory forming capabilities, but my experiences with the knockout sedation could be described much more similarly to your experience, and a few of the IV sedations weren’t as deep, so I remember a bit more of the “in and out”, but mostly it’s just “Oh, yeah, I feel there’s a change in my coherence-BLACKOUT”, and then next awareness is recovery room beeps.

SheDiceToday,

It’s interesting how different people respond. I remember changing into the tunic/robe, and then nothing. I don’t even remember leaving the pre-op room, just waking up in the post-op hallway in one of about 20 beds.

ada,
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Some of mine were like that

shuzuko,

The last 2 times I went under (for a complicated tooth extraction and the subsequent implant) they didn’t do the countdown, which surprised me because that was what I remembered most clearly from my lung surgery as a teen. They just asked me if I was comfortable, then said “Good, cause you’re about to get extra comfortable!” and we laughed, then I woke up. Maybe it was a dental surgeon thing? But I’ve also got a really good relationship with the dental techs and the anesthesiologist was a riot.

spikederailed,

That’s about how it worked for me on the second surgery. Apparently my first words coming to were “holy fuck I need a cigarette”

MisterSteve,

This. Exactly how I ended up married!

(Come to think of it, the honeymoon ran like that, too.) /s

aidan,

Not my experience, I was put to sleep through IV and I knew when I was falling asleep. I then had a weird dream mixed with reality, and when I woke up all the text was upside down for a minute.

Oka,

ʍʇɟ

DillyDaily,

Same, every time I’ve had a general aesthetic the anaesthesiologist has sat down near my arm, asked if I’m ready, and when I say “yup” he says some medical jargon to the anesthetist/resp nurse, then warns me that it’s going to feel cold and taste funny, he connects a bolus syringe to my IV bung and as he’s pushing tells me to count down from ten, and the anesthetist grabs my head gently as the anaesthesiologist moves around towards my head and presumably grabs some other instruments ready to intubate.

My record is 7. But next time I’m going to try counting faster - not sure why but I’d always try to time it to actual seconds.

For GA, I’ve never been given a gas mask while awake, maybe it’s to do with “rapid induction”, I’m not 100% sure what that is, only that every anaesthesiologist I’ve had has said he’s going to “rapidly induce” because my connective tissue disorder indicates the need to. I never really questioned it.

The only time I’ve been given a mask while being told to count was when I was going under twilight sedation for a colonoscopy. as they were administering the IV, they also gave me a mask that was unexpectedly strawberry “flavoured” and I had a panic attack as I was going under because my grandma is allergic to strawberries, I’m not, but in my semi lucid state I forgot I wasn’t and started mumbling about being allergic to air.

(I’ve only ever had male anaesthesiologists, so apppogies for only using male pronouns to describe the doctor)

Airazz,

I could feel that I was going out as I counted. It felt as if I slowly lifted an inch above the operating table and rested on a fluffy white cloud. I could feel them inserting catheter and needles but it didn’t hurt even a bit, if anything it tickled. Last sight was the grumpy face of this fridge-sized bald anesthesiologist.

Woke up a second later in Intensive Care unit, surprisingly well rested.

By the way, there was no tube in my mouth. They just put a mask on and it smelled sweet.

Pyr_Pressure,

Hold your breath before the mask goes on then really quickly say “tennineeightsevensixfivefourthreetwoone”

Breath in, and then go “bet you I’m the first to…”

Pass out

aksdb,

I may be wrong, but I think the mask is just oxygen. What puts you under is the stuff they inject you.

Hamartiogonic,
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In that case the, one liner has to be long and designed in such a way that every word can work as a cliffhanger.

Before I fall a sleep, I should tell you about the secret gold treasure buried under the old…

RebekahWSD,
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I had no mask for my surgery. Maybe because it was removing wisdom teeth.

My surgery was then starting liquid in my arm. I’m wheeled to the surgery room where three nurses are setting things up.

They see I’m nervous. “Don’t worry! Doctor X is very good,” she pauses. “We do call him the velociraptor though.”

“Why?”

“Because he has short arms!”

“That’s mean!” I say.

They laugh. “You won’t remember, it’s fine.”

“I’ll remember!” I try and say, but my mouth is full of gauze and I’m in a very different room.

No sense of passage of time. In surgery, then in recovery. Hated that.

DudeDudenson,

But you did remember tho

creditCrazy,
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Same case here with wisdom tooth removal but I do vaguely remember my entire body becoming numb before it stopped being numb instantly and the surgery was over

FJW,
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That’s not how it worked for me either of the two times. I don’t have any memories of going out the first time and I think I kinda woke up kinda normally both times.

FlyingSquid, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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The last thing I said before going under general anesthesia a couple of weeks ago was “I don’t think it’s working.” Because I’m a fucking genius.

Dkarma, in Fellow Extreme Weather Lemmings, what are your Buy it for Life winter boot suggestions?

Sorrel

TheDoctorDonna,

I have Sorel boots right now and I hate them.

dasgoat,

Why do you hate them?

TheDoctorDonna,

They aren’t warm enough is the biggest reason, but the style I have had issues as well. Downside of buying clearance online I guess.

bootloop, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
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Bayer-Monsanto, John Deere, Nestle

Quazatron, in What are some companies that deserve to be boycotted to death?
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Bayer.

LaunchesKayaks, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
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I’m going under on Monday to get my ankle put back together. I’m totally using stuff that I found here.

Uli, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“I want my last words to be funny, so try not to laugh.”

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