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JustZ, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“That doesn’t taste like fresh air.”

Ubettawerk, in what is you're phone journey?

My first phone as a teen was an LG Voyager. Then I switched to my first smartphone which was a Motorola Droid. After the phone slowed down significantly I switch to an HTC One, and once that gave me similar issues I switch to an iPhone 5 which I loved. Then I replaced it with an iPhone 7, X, and now I’m on an iPhone 13 PM. I used to always use Firefox when available, but I’ve stuck with Safari ever since I switch to the iPhone.

postmateDumbass, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

I hope it’s not Rapey Jesus on the other side this time!

kalkulat, (edited ) in what is you're phone journey?
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

I got a mobile phone because somebody gave me one. I can understand the price I paid for it after discovering all of the annoyances. OH the LUXURY!

WHY anyone puts up with the terrible hardware compromises, the terribly designed UIs, the shit software, the crappy audio, the constant charging, the security threats, the unregulated demands on our time, etc. etc. is beyond me.

I use one roughly once a week, ONLY because I found a really cheap plan. But then, I never needed to talk to someone while I was walking down the street - and if I just had to (never), there were public phones everywhere. A dime for unlimited local calls. No fear of dropping a phone booth. Or accidentally leaving the phone booth at the bar. And they had doors - so you could hear yourself think. Or change into your costume.

I suppose that back when beaverskin hats and buckboards were trendy, everyone just knew they had to have one. But oh, the price we’re paying.

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I use mine for internet in my pocket, not for calling people

kalkulat,
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

That makes the most sense … as a source of info, like a map, or nearby business locations, or quick advice.

If you don’t mind leaking your current position. (I wonder if cows’ eartags do that these days.)

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m in a big capital city in Australia

whaleross, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
@whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

My god, it’s full of starsszzzz

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Meta, Fox Corporation/News Corp, X

misterdoctor, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

In your best Ace Ventura voice: “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.”

Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Similarly,“and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!”

jasondj,

Those were Jesus’s last words.

mjhelto,

:: SpongeBob three days later meme ::

NABDad,

Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

For a second I thought that was your suggestion for what OP should say to the surgeon.

misterdoctor,

We should normalize wishing your surgeon good luck, have fun before he operates on you, and then GG if it’s successful and you live

PonyOfWar, in what is you're phone journey?
  • Some kind of black and white Motorola
  • A cheap color Nokia phone
  • A (I think) Motorola camera phone
  • Palm One Treo 650
  • Samsung E1150
  • Wileyfox Swift
  • Motorola G5S Plus
  • Pixel 4a

I only have fuzzy memories of the first couple phones. I got into the smartphone game pretty late in 2016 (unless you count the Palm, which I bought used and which broke very quickly). Actually my main motivation for getting a smartphone was to play Pokemon Go.

As for browsers: Only got mobile internet with the Wileyfox. Used Chrome on that, switched to Firefox at some point when I had the Motorola.

CADmonkey, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Last time I had to be knocked out for surgery, I remember feeling myself fading out, and just before everything went out I felt the nurses and technicians getting me uncovered, when one of them exclaimed “Wow! Look at all that red hair!”

She wasn’t looking at my head.

Bishma, in what is you're phone journey?
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Highlights:

  • First phone: One of the mid-90’s Motorola MicroTAC’s
  • First smart phone: Moto Droid
  • Current phone: Samsung S10+
  • Favorite phone: LG Envy 2
KISSmyOS, in what is you're phone journey?
  • several cheap phones from Motorola, Sagem, Samsung, etc. (I couldn’t afford a Nokia 3310)
  • some no-name feature phone
  • some Chinese 60€ smartphone
  • Samsung Galaxy J5 (used)
  • Samsung Galaxy J2 (got it for free)
  • Gigaset GX290
  • Unihertz Atom

I’ve never spent more than 150€ on a phone. If you debloat them and use open source apps, you really don’t need many “features” or much CPU-power/memory/storage.
And I don’t think I’ve ever a used a different browser than Fennec, cause that’s what pops up if you search for Firefox on F-Droid.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

did you ever use an mp3 player?

KISSmyOS,

Yes, I had an MP3 player before I got my first smartphone.
Or, if you’re asking about apps, I used Vanilla Music Player. But nowadays I either use Spotify or a cassette player.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

for Spotify i use spotube

KISSmyOS,

Yeah, me too.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

nice, though i sometimes also use SoundCloud with the default app

edit: and an YouTube playlist

owatnext, in what is you're phone journey?
  • Nokia 1112 (moved on from Tracphone)
  • LG Chocolate (stopped working outright)
  • Sony Xperia XA1(eventually lost it)
  • Sony Xperia XA2 Ultra (voLTE compatibility)
  • OnePlus 8 (current)

I try to make my phones last as long as possible. I get about five years out of each phone. Hoping to make the OP8 last longer, as it has 5G and voLTE and that is the only reason I had to get rid of the XA2. Otherwise I was fine with the XA2 other than the fact that it didn’t get service anymore.

I use Fennec as my mobile web browser, if that is what you are asking.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

so fennec is you’re main browser like the one you use the most

owatnext,

If you mean web browser, yes.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

yes I meant web browser

Dylan, in what is you're phone journey?

I’ll go from when I got my first smartphone

Palm Pre RIP

HTC Inspire 4G

HTC One X

Nexus 4

Nexus 5

iPhone 5S: my wanting my phone to “just work” years

iPhone 6

iPhone 6S Plus

iPhone 7 Plus

Blu R1 HD my crappy transitional phone back into android

Pixel XL

Pixel 3XL

Pixel 6 Pro

Chrome was used on almost all of them except now where I’m using Firefox

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

is it just palm pre or is it palm pre rip?

Dylan,

Palm Pre. The RIP was me pouring one out for Palm.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

okay

pdxfed,

😆

KISSmyOS,

Do you buy a new phone every year?

Dylan,

For a while I was upgrading every year. I’ll try to keep them for a couple of years these days however.

stolid_agnostic, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Nothing pisses off a nurse than some smart guy trying to be funny. I speak from experience.

Window_Error_Noises,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Then I’m glad I know my entire team, going in, and they’re all remarkably empathetic to their terrified, high-risk patient! Chances are, any final words through twilight sleep will be a last sentiment to my spouse, in case I don’t make it through. After my tight-five, of course, using the IV pole as a mic.

stolid_agnostic,

This was the nurse assigned to that specific shift and had nothing to do with the team that was doing the operation. I think her job was only to do intake and get you set up in a bed/etc. When asked what I was there for, I smiled and said “a lobotomy”. To look at her face, I had just insulted her grandmother’s apple pie.

AeroLemming,

Weird reaction. Maybe one of her ancestors had a lobotomy or something and she thought someone sent you to fuck with her.

stolid_agnostic,

I took two points away from this:

  1. She has no humor/had a bad day/etc
  2. They are all about the process/procedure and me making a joke broke the line of movement

Either way, it seemed a stupid reaction and I felt very poorly about her ever since then. It’s been maybe 12 years and I still think of it sometimes.-

AeroLemming,

You are hereby granted external permission to stop cringing at that memory. Some people just react poorly to humor, that’s not on you.

stolid_agnostic,

Thanks for that, I hadn’t thought of it in those terms. Shockingly, being given permission somehow helped? I’ll have to remember that the next time I see someone in distress.

Window_Error_Noises,
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

I could easily spew up the angry contents of the rabbit holes that are lobotomies, and their horror, but yeah, I also agree that that’s a weird reaction. I chuckled. I may have to reserve your comment for my next intake at the neurologist, depending on the vibe in the room (but also not, cause those folks professionally monitor how well my brain is functioning lol)

boyi,

How do you get to know the entire team? It’s hard for me to imagine as the ones you interact with are the surgeons and anesthesiologist as they will talk to you in the ward at some point in time when making their round. But the surgery nurses only stay at surgery theatres or operating rooms and don’t do any round at wards. Patients won’t likely know them.

stolid_agnostic,

I can’t imagine why people downvoted you for that. What you said is how the vast majority of interactions would operate.

boyi, (edited )

People want to a feel good story I guess. My question doesn’t aligned with that.

Not that I know each of them as buddies, but at least by face and bedside manner

By the time patients arrive at the operating room, all they see are people in mask. Patients can somehow recognize their doctors through their voices and characters. The nurses - there are no points of reference to recognize them. If these nurses happen to walk in front of the patient outside of the operation room, it will be with almost certainty the patients won’t recognize them.

When OP explain they know them by their bedsite manners, how could that be possible? Which hospital has surgery nurses who happen to function as ward nurses (bedsite)? Or, which hospital has the convenience to allow their surgery nurses to meet their patients at wards, which is not their normal place of work. Not only that it’s not normal for surgery nurses to do that, it’s abnormal.

I try to imagine the SOP of the hospital where the surgery nurses were able to show themselves to OP, damn, I still can’t. I am really out of loop.

I’ll get downvoted again for this. I’ll take it with pride.

Window_Error_Noises,
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  • stolid_agnostic,

    I’ve been on your side here, but no need to be mean about it.

    stolid_agnostic,

    It does seem that in this case the person was receiving extensive specialized care and had a team formed specifically to attend to their needs. It wasn’t just going in for your regular surgery, in which case your version is more likely.

    boyi,

    yeah. that could.explain it. my knowledge and experience is not enough, made me out of the loop.

    Window_Error_Noises,
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  • dingus,

    Hoping the best for you

    dingus,

    Jeez. Medical staff can have senses of humor too. Not everyone is a robot or the same person.

    user224, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I know, it’s stupid, but anyway…

    “If I don’t survive, tell everyone I used GNU+Linux, btw.”

    But realistically, I’d probably be repeating this to myself: “Do not talk right after you wake up! Do not talk right after you wake up! Check the time, wait at least 2 hours. Do not trust yourself right after you wake up!” in hope that I’d remember to do so as to not accidentally disclose private information while still being high.

    Welt,

    So you want people to know you use GNU+Linux, and at the same time believe you have important “private information” you’re likely to disclose while recovering from a general anaesthetic?

    QuarterSwede,
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    Propofol is a hell of a drug. It’s impossible to not say something since your prefrontal cortex is basically still off.

    My wife is an RN for the place I had a procedure done and I came out of it asking the anesthesiologist how much she made and telling her my wife was thinking of becoming a nurse anesthetist. The staff thought it was hilarious of course.

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