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railsdev, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

I have a Roomba and Braava jet so they are Big Guy, Little Guy respectively.

punkwalrus, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?
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Worked a job where I had to be a Linux admin for a variety of VMs. To access them, I needed an VPN that only worked inside the company LAN, and blocked internet access. it was a 30 day trial license on day 700somthing, so it had a max 5 simultaneous connection limit. Access was from my heavily locked down laptop. Windows 7 with 5 minutes locking Screensaver. The ssh software was an unknown brand, “ssh.exe” which only allowed one connection at a time in a 80 x 24 console window with no ability to copy and paste. This went to a bastion host, an HPUx box on an old csh shell with no write access to your home directory due to a 1.4mb disk quota per user. Only one login per user, ten login max, and the bastion host was the only way to connect to the Linux VMs. Default 5 minute logout for inactivity. No ssh keys allowed. No scripting allowed, was like typing over 9600 baud.

I quit that job. When asked why, I told them I was a Linux administrator and the job was not allowing me to administrate. I was told “a poor carpenter always blames his tools.” Yeah, fuck you.

AceFuzzLord,

That sounds like the equivalent of asking a carpenter to build a wooden boat large enough to carry 30 people, but only giving them Fisherprice tools and foam blocks.

AceFuzzLord,

That sounds like the equivalent of asking a carpenter to build a wooden boat large enough to carry 30 people, but only giving them Fisherprice tools and foam blocks.

FitzNuggly,

A carpenter isn’t expected to use his tools with garbage grabbers (reachy claw things) either.

AceFuzzLord,

That sounds like the equivalent of asking a carpenter to build a wooden boat large enough to carry 30 people, but only giving them Fisherprice tools and foam blocks.

roguemetahuman, in I use Brave to test whether my websites work on Chromium browsers, but their scummy actions lately make me want to find a new Chromium browser to test with. What's the best Chromium based browser?

I really like Vivaldi for sites that dont like to play well with Firefox.

databender, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?
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Janet - not a girl

hazardous_area, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Steve

imaBEES, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Karen, Becky, and Sylvia

NeoNachtwaechter,

A threesome?

SpudNoodle, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?
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Ours is Loretta cause that’s what she looks like. My mom named hers Mavis for similar reasons.

Waldemar_Firehammer, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Kreacher because it alerts for no reason and doesn’t do a good job at the one thing it was made for.

xkforce, in What's a secret that you're keeping from your partner/significant other that you're taking to the grave with you?

I hate quiche. She thought I love quiche and was so proud of herself every time she would make it. Never told her otherwise.

Sterile_Technique, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?
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percentSValue, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Martha

shartworx, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Kevin.

jondur, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Woodhouse, as in Sir Arthur Henry Woodhouse VC, GCB, DSO, DSC, MC. Sterling Archer’s valet.

AstralWeekends, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Made me write SQL updates that had to be run by someone in a different state with pretty much no knowledge of SQL.

vasametropolis, in Gamers who have gamed for a long time

Great games feel fewer and farther between after this long. Yes, you get a Witcher 3, or Baldur’s Gate, or Zelda sometimes. But really, and it sounds fucked up to frame it this way, they’re merely excellent. And I’ve played a lot of excellent games, so unless one is on a tier never before experienced by anyone on Earth, eventually things feel less special for some reason. It’s fair to say that some games are innovative, but they are very few. The best we usually get is stuff we’ve seen before, just insanely well polished/tweaked on ocassion. Ultimately, there’s not a lot new if that makes sense. It’s sort of a been there done that vibe, and it’s probably just a sign you’ve played too much good shit. Like an addict that has hit the same pipe too many times lol.

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