JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Except it isn’t made up, and it’s a phenomenal movie.

Nibodhika,

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.

Burninator05,

FDR - American Badass is a pretty good movie as well as long as you go in without super high expectations.

astanix,

The only thing I remember from this movie are the crazy segways. I don’t even remember them just that they were memorable.

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Even the 3D was good. I’m still amazed by this:

In the images for the left and right eye, they gave the vampires slightly different pupil colours. That means when you watch it in 3D, the eyes of the vampires kind of shimmer ominously. It works great because it’s only such a small detail. A larger area would be unpleasant to watch.

I’ve never seen another movie doing something innovative like that with 3D.

Edit: Here I found an example that can be viewed via crossy-eye method.

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mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

Epstein Island

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Could be a documentary.

ohlaph,

Probably will be.

esc27,

Closed due to roach infestation

Aqarius,

Very creative, I like it.

lingh0e,

Joe’s Apartment?

vividspecter,

Today: Hit Movie

Tomorrow: Closed for roach infestation treatment

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”

Ebber,

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

BastingChemina,

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

exiting the theatre after the movie

“Man… That title was accurate. Can’t wait for the sequel!”

ObsidianZed,

“Ouch! My Balls!”

Sabin10,

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

Rai,

Freddy Got Fingered was a masterpiece way ahead of it’s time

lingh0e,

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they’d love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it… and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

Xtallll, (edited )
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

All You Need is Kill

Live Die Repeat

Edge of Tomorrow

pastermil,

Should someone tell 'em?

diffcalculus,

He actually knew already, before we did

EvilTwin,

Springtime for Hitler

b3an,
@b3an@lemmy.world avatar

May I take your hats, your coats, and your…… svaaaastiiiikas?

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Is the premise of this one, that we see what happened to Hitler in art school and his transition to a political occupation?

StorminNorman,

The documentary film The Producers goes into great detail about the making of it.

Chozo,

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  • HurlingDurling,
    @HurlingDurling@lemmy.world avatar

    …on Meth

    cuerdo,

    The conservative roadmap to knowledge

    Rhynoplaz, (edited )

    Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

    cheese_greater,

    Nahc just a single STOP sign reflected infinitely betweenst two mirrors

    cheese_greater,

    Heil Honey, I’m Home

    VindictiveJudge,
    @VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

    If we’re going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

    cheese_greater, (edited )

    Is it like a shank carved from a chainsaw?

    TehBamski,
    @TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

    Ghost in the Belly

    Muppet Terror Island

    Clownfield

    Prolapse Rim

    Robin Hood: Men and Dykes

    StaticFalconar,

    Muppet terror Island sounds awesome to stream

    VindictiveJudge,
    @VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

    They had me at ‘Muppet’. No matter what words follow, I will watch the movie.

    satanmat,

    Living autopsy in 3d

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    It could be one of those interactive amusement park rides that sprays you.

    satanmat,

    Oh god. Thank you for that thought …

    And a free bucket of entrails for the kids

    kellyaster,
    @kellyaster@kbin.social avatar

    Dave Chappelle vs Girl Dick part XVII

    Meuzzin,

    “Bitch, get over hear and suck my girl-dick…”

    Kidplayer_666,

    Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

    Meuzzin,

    It’s supposed to be “Made up movies”. Not real ones.

    Seraph, (edited )
    @Seraph@kbin.social avatar

    Pedophilia: The Musical

    It's a history of the Catholic Church.

    JackFrostNCola,
    • directed by Tim Minchin
    TehBamski, (edited )
    @TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

    Holy shit! I’d pay to watch that.

    edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church’s pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.

    Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.

    Gingerlegs,

    Jesus - on ice!

    partial_accumen,
    magnetosphere,
    @magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

    An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.

    intensely_human,

    Jesus

    Gingerlegs,

    On ice

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