SpaceNoodle,

Alcohol is addicted to me.

cheese_greater,

I mean, in a way, it can’t quit you…

captainjaneway, (edited )
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

“If you’ve managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you’ve already found your greatest strength.”

  • Gandalf the Grey
j4k3,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun

otter,

https://media.tenor.com/J1rRpEhoDzAAAAAM/street-fighter.gif

eskimofry,

Ah takes me back so many years!

appel,

The game is “Street Fighter II”, in case you have a senior moment like I did.

BuddyTheBeefalo,

What really happened:

www.windows93.net/#

gameplay video: youtu.be/LNGWs8ypDDY

AtariDump,

You’re not fighting E. Honda, you’re fighting A Honda.

It’s all in the packet.

tatterdemalion,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.

Limeey,

I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.

theywilleatthestars,

My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.

Wild_Mastic,

You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.

CybranM,

That’d be pretty nice

captainlezbian,

You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions

MxM111, (edited )
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Now I am immortal god.

Siethron,

I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.

afraid_of_zombies,

Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

A lot of people read this as “your greatest weakness is now gone” which makes sense given the video game slider analogy

Meanwhile I’m here like “how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything”?

But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]

Case,

It’s not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that’s even slightly productive.

The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you’ve been putting off. Constantly.

Not a boon, but a curse.

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

thanks i’m pretty sure you just gave my assigned personal hell demon ideas 💀

Pratai,

Nine times out of ten, when a question is asked on the internet- it gets taken out of contexts so the people answering can platform whatever dumb shit they feel they need to say.

scytale,

I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Jack of all trade isn’t a weakness.

-Sincerely, a jack of all trade.

DaneGerous,

Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.

pastermil,

Every head chopped would spawn three heads

pineapplelover,

I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.

frankPodmore, (edited )
@frankPodmore@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.

CriticalMiss,

I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.

AmosBurton, (edited )

Crippling fear of rejection & confrontation. can’t find a positive angle on this one.

Edit: now I understand the rules.

Identity3000, (edited )

According to the rules of the post, you are now confident, persuasive, and loved!

And the best thing of all… it doesn’t just have to be a fantasy. These are all qualities that can be learned, practiced, and refined over time. It’s not easy, but it can become a reality!

Person264,

I guess with no fear of confrontation, or being rejected, you’d be a great sociopath/politician/CEO? Positive angle is you might be rich

delta,

i can walk again :)

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