j4k3,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun

otter,
eskimofry,

Ah takes me back so many years!

appel,

The game is “Street Fighter II”, in case you have a senior moment like I did.

BuddyTheBeefalo,

What really happened:

www.windows93.net/#

gameplay video: youtu.be/LNGWs8ypDDY

AtariDump,

You’re not fighting E. Honda, you’re fighting A Honda.

It’s all in the packet.

phanto,

I guess my head becomes invincible and nothing can hurt it and I feel no pain in my head, ever?

tatterdemalion,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.

CriticalMiss,

I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.

theywilleatthestars,

My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.

Wild_Mastic,

You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.

CybranM,

That’d be pretty nice

captainlezbian,

You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions

scytale,

I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Jack of all trade isn’t a weakness.

-Sincerely, a jack of all trade.

SpaceNoodle,

Alcohol is addicted to me.

cheese_greater,

I mean, in a way, it can’t quit you…

captainjaneway, (edited )
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

“If you’ve managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you’ve already found your greatest strength.”

  • Gandalf the Grey
Limeey,

I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Somehow, my indifference to heights means I control the known universe. Nobody, least of all me, knows why or how.

AmosBurton, (edited )

Crippling fear of rejection & confrontation. can’t find a positive angle on this one.

Edit: now I understand the rules.

Identity3000, (edited )

According to the rules of the post, you are now confident, persuasive, and loved!

And the best thing of all… it doesn’t just have to be a fantasy. These are all qualities that can be learned, practiced, and refined over time. It’s not easy, but it can become a reality!

Person264,

I guess with no fear of confrontation, or being rejected, you’d be a great sociopath/politician/CEO? Positive angle is you might be rich

pineapplelover,

I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.

MxM111, (edited )
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Now I am immortal god.

frankPodmore, (edited )
@frankPodmore@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.

NorthWestWind,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

I break everything I touch -> I fix everything I touch

The other day I saw the clock in the bathroom stop working. I swapped the batteries and it stopped working entirely.

Siethron,

I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.

afraid_of_zombies,

Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?

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