Multiplayer, everyone draws cards to pick an alignment, Alpha Males or Beta Cucks. The goal is to draw a Useless Whore™️ card for a Dumb Slut who has agreed to go on a date with you. Each class of Useless Whore has various but similar tasks for the players achieve to Get Fucked!
Bonus points for Consensual Sex on a Date, but points dwindle from there! If you draw a card that has a Monstrous rating of 4 or less, 4 being the closest to Rape That Might Carry An Indictment down to 1, Unreported Stalker Molestation™️, you will continue to progress to draw your next Useless Whore card! The first Good Guy to gather two Useless Whore cards to Get Fucked! wins the game!
Earn points early to have one Monstrous action taken off your tab!
Try our other game, Good Guys Jr.! For a more child appropriate adventure to turn your character into a real life Good Guy! Ages 0-13
Pedophilia Trivia - A card game where you guess as closely to correct as possible. Question types would include, ‘As of 2023, where was the biggest pedophile ring ever found?’ ‘How many Catholic clergy members have been convicted of crimes to date? (2023)’ ‘What US state has had the most reported pedophiles from 2010 to 2020?’ ‘How much money has the Mormon church paid out to victims of sexual abuse by appointed leaders of the church, to keep them quiet?’ ‘How many cases have there been of drag queens sexually abusing kids?’
Includes 2 reams of copy paper, 2 tiny shears and 2 sifters. First team to complete their ream after checking it will fit through the sifter wins phase 1. After which you get to open the secret packet which contains rolls of tape to put them back together and the pieces must fit inside the original copy paper box.
Monopoly, except you live paycheck to paycheck. the game continues until everyone is either homeless, insolvent, died of old age or has comitted suicide.
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