Denjin,

No dogs orgasm in the classroom

Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

“all in all it’s just a” - “hol ihn hol ihn unters Dach”

“Fetch him under the roof”. And it has a nice story to go along with it that the sound engineer mixing the song was German, heard that line and then committed suicide under the roof of the studio because he was reminded of the abuse he suffered as a child in an orphanage.

Total fabrication by the German documentary show “Quarks & Co” to demonstrate how one can be manipulated to hear stuff that isn’t there. To this day I can’t not hear it when listening to the song.

cheese_greater,

What is Lady Gaga saying in Scheiße or is that hokey-Deutsch?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Total gibberish.

Ringmasterincestuous,

My wife’s childhood:

“My anus can’t take it I’m addicted to love”.

Robert Palmer.

Mine is when I sing, and I can’t remember what I say, but something like “kissing your neck, back, n’dem titties” to Labrinths Still Don’t Know My Name. Although I’m still fairly certain those lyrics to be correct 👍

JackGreenEarth,

“living like a lover with a red iPhone” - Pour some sugar on me, 1987

StThicket, (edited )

Killswitch Engage - My Curse

This is my curse

This is my purse

SlothMama,

I remember the subtitles for Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun said “It’s like kitty fat, it retracts before impact” which was nuts, I had the CD, and it was “any fad”. They didn’t use to vet subtitles on MTV. There were orders, but that’s all I remember.

SpaghettiYeti,

Uptown funky butt

Nibodhika, (edited )

It’s in our nature to destroy ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill each other

It’s in our nature to kill, kill, kill

That’s the actual lyrics of Blood Brothers from Papa Roach, some people hear “Human Nature” instead of our nature, which is still the same meaning. However I once read someone misshearing of that lyrics and I can never unheard it, this is what I hear now (and so will you if you read):

Send the ninjas to destroy ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill each other

Send the ninjas to kill, kill, kill

wildcardology,

The ultimate misheard lyrics www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8&t=32

wetferret,
@wetferret@lemmy.world avatar

Ken Lee!

Battle_Masker,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

My aunt once told me when one of my cousins was like 4 or 5, he was singing along to Band on the Run, but saying “Hand on the rug”

maniel,
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar
cashews_best_nut,

Used to listen to this on the youth club juke box as a 10yo!

RampantParanoia2365,

I wanna be your big Suburban.

intensely_human,

Bring me a pile of love!

cygnosis, (edited )

If you want a big list of these check out www.kissthisguy.com

Here’s one from there

Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. Artist: Madonna Song: Like a Virgin Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Brimful of Asha by Cornershop.

The title and the lyric are both “brimful of Asha”, which has a double meaning. In the singer’s native language ‘Asha’ means hope, and is also the name of an iconic Bollywood singer/dancer.

What I heard was “grim poodle basher”. Obviously it wasn’t right, but I couldn’t figure out the actual words just by listening harder.

SgtAStrawberry,

There be a hot tub in the town of Berlin .

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