rbhfd,

If you like peeing on koalas and getting caught in the rain

2piradians,

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

dirtySourdough,

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

Steak,

BACON STRIPS, AND EXTRA CHEESE PLEASE

SgtAStrawberry,

There be a hot tub in the town of Berlin .

spittingimage,
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Brimful of Asha by Cornershop.

The title and the lyric are both “brimful of Asha”, which has a double meaning. In the singer’s native language ‘Asha’ means hope, and is also the name of an iconic Bollywood singer/dancer.

What I heard was “grim poodle basher”. Obviously it wasn’t right, but I couldn’t figure out the actual words just by listening harder.

cygnosis, (edited )

If you want a big list of these check out www.kissthisguy.com

Here’s one from there

Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. Artist: Madonna Song: Like a Virgin Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.

intensely_human,

Bring me a pile of love!

RampantParanoia2365,

I wanna be your big Suburban.

maniel,
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cashews_best_nut,

Used to listen to this on the youth club juke box as a 10yo!

Battle_Masker,
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My aunt once told me when one of my cousins was like 4 or 5, he was singing along to Band on the Run, but saying “Hand on the rug”

wildcardology,

The ultimate misheard lyrics www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8&t=32

wetferret,
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Ken Lee!

Nibodhika, (edited )

It’s in our nature to destroy ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill each other

It’s in our nature to kill, kill, kill

That’s the actual lyrics of Blood Brothers from Papa Roach, some people hear “Human Nature” instead of our nature, which is still the same meaning. However I once read someone misshearing of that lyrics and I can never unheard it, this is what I hear now (and so will you if you read):

Send the ninjas to destroy ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill each other

Send the ninjas to kill, kill, kill

SpaghettiYeti,

Uptown funky butt

SlothMama,

I remember the subtitles for Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun said “It’s like kitty fat, it retracts before impact” which was nuts, I had the CD, and it was “any fad”. They didn’t use to vet subtitles on MTV. There were orders, but that’s all I remember.

StThicket, (edited )

Killswitch Engage - My Curse

This is my curse

This is my purse

JackGreenEarth,

“living like a lover with a red iPhone” - Pour some sugar on me, 1987

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