RBWells,

I was driving one day, in the early 1990s, singing along with Elton John, “love I feel it in my hands, I can tell by the things I could do with another man…” as I had since I was a little kid, when I suddenly realized that probably wasn’t what he was saying. It still sounds like that is what he is saying.

I see quite a lot of Elton John in these answers, maybe he just didn’t enunciate.

EvilTwin,

There’s a bathroom on the right.

waz,

Baking Carrot Biscuits != Taking Care of Business

cheese_greater,

Loled

someguy3,

I just can’t understand 90% of lyrics.

cheese_greater,

Im a big “subtitle” guy so I hear you 🧐

blazeknave,

One of the earliest websites I remember was like scuse me while I miss this guy dot com and it was people sharing what you’re looking for. Check the way back machine

someguy3,

One I heard was “scuse me while I kiss this guy”

blazeknave,

Autocorrect on my comment. This is correct.

CheeseChief,

Working with guys who’s 1st language isn’t English singing “Take me to Monkey Town”, instead of “Take me to Funky Town.”

rbhfd,

If you like peeing on koalas and getting caught in the rain

2piradians,

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

dirtySourdough,

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

Steak,

BACON STRIPS, AND EXTRA CHEESE PLEASE

SgtAStrawberry,

There be a hot tub in the town of Berlin .

spittingimage,
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Brimful of Asha by Cornershop.

The title and the lyric are both “brimful of Asha”, which has a double meaning. In the singer’s native language ‘Asha’ means hope, and is also the name of an iconic Bollywood singer/dancer.

What I heard was “grim poodle basher”. Obviously it wasn’t right, but I couldn’t figure out the actual words just by listening harder.

cygnosis, (edited )
@cygnosis@lemmy.world avatar

If you want a big list of these check out www.kissthisguy.com

Here’s one from there

Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. Artist: Madonna Song: Like a Virgin Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.

intensely_human,

Bring me a pile of love!

RampantParanoia2365,

I wanna be your big Suburban.

maniel,
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

The Rhythm of the Night by Corona is this a Reebok or a Nike

cashews_best_nut,

Used to listen to this on the youth club juke box as a 10yo!

Battle_Masker,
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My aunt once told me when one of my cousins was like 4 or 5, he was singing along to Band on the Run, but saying “Hand on the rug”

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