blazeknave,

One of the earliest websites I remember was like scuse me while I miss this guy dot com and it was people sharing what you’re looking for. Check the way back machine

someguy3,

One I heard was “scuse me while I kiss this guy”

blazeknave,

Autocorrect on my comment. This is correct.

someguy3,

I just can’t understand 90% of lyrics.

cheese_greater,

Im a big “subtitle” guy so I hear you 🧐

waz,

Baking Carrot Biscuits != Taking Care of Business

cheese_greater,

Loled

Redoomed,

“Blank Space” by Taylor Swift

Got a long list of ex-lovers

“Lonely Starbucks lovers”

Seasm0ke, (edited )

Well, I’m glad I wasnt alone on that one

eran_morad,

Who, from time to time, has not been revved up like a douche?

corsicanguppy,

I was like last month old when a cover performance finally suggested it could be “deuce”, like the coupe, instead. I knew “douche” was wrong, but I never had the presence to ask.

I still don’t know whether that’s right.

eran_morad,

Deuce is correct. The tune that everyone knows is actually a cover by Manfred Mann of Springsteen’s original (yes, Bruce Springsteen). The lyrics were tweaked a bit. Springsteen’s lyrics are “Blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night”.

intensely_human,

In the middle of the night is best

MajesticSloth,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

Not me personally, but I worked with a guy that always thought Secret Agent Man was Secret Asian Man.

chilicheeselies,

I am that guy. I thought that for a 20 years

neatchee, (edited )

Da Vinci’s Notebook has you covered: youtu.be/ezd_gZxOukw?si=yQJ38BXRZU7BzJ7-

Hellnikko,

No joke. Many years ago we went to a biker bar and it happened to be a karaoke night. Asian guy sings Secret “Asian” man and we lost our shit.

MajesticSloth,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve since learned it is a fairly common one. But we got a lot of laughs out of it with him. Just out of the blue when he’d come to his desk someone would break out singing it.

ryathal,

Honestly I think the singer threw in at least one secret asian man, and Secret aging man.

wildcardology,

The ultimate misheard lyrics www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8&t=32

wetferret,
@wetferret@lemmy.world avatar

Ken Lee!

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Head Automatica - I Shot William H. Macy

What my friends and I heard when the album dropped: “Yeah, yeah… I put a sausage in your little hand!”

What the actual line says: “Yeah yeah, I’ll put assassins in your little head.”

Although my all-time favorite is and will forever be:

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy” - Jimmy Hendrix

Rai,

Love Head Automatica (and Glassjaw!)

I’mma pull up I Shot William H. Macy now.

2piradians,

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

dirtySourdough,

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

Steak,

BACON STRIPS, AND EXTRA CHEESE PLEASE

MacedWindow,
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I know I’m not the only one but I always thought the line was “dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief”. Still think Thunder Chief is a cool name.

Same band, I thought the line was “let loose, vamanoose” like a funny way of saying vamonos - or “lets go”.

18_24_61_b_17_17_4,
@18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was “Dirty deeds, dungarees” when I was a kid .

Rai,

My mum thought it was “Dirty jeans and they’re dungarees”!

tacosanonymous, (edited )

I also used to say stuff like that as a kid! I think I said, “thunder Jeep.” My dad thought it was hilarious. But he did show me that the album included the lyrics. I’ll still do it my way if the song comes on when he visits.

andyburke,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

Justin?

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

“Hey now, you’re a rockstar, get laaaiid!”

Oh, it’s actually get PAID.

Khrux,

I’ve always sang the first chorus as get paid and the second chorus as get laid without thinking about it.

JackGreenEarth,

Til

maniel,
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar
cashews_best_nut,

Used to listen to this on the youth club juke box as a 10yo!

themeatbridge,

Hold me closer, Tony Danza…

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

You didn’t mishear it, the name and commonly-accepted lyrics are a retroactive fix at Mr. Danza’s request and he asks that we respect his privacy.

cheese_greater,

This one wins lol

state_electrician,
shandrakor,

Who’ll stop Lorraine?

I thought it was about a lady who fell down a hill.

zeroth,

Have you ever seen Lorraine?

Battle_Masker,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

I always heard “Who shot Lorraine”

Denjin,

No dogs orgasm in the classroom

Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

“all in all it’s just a” - “hol ihn hol ihn unters Dach”

“Fetch him under the roof”. And it has a nice story to go along with it that the sound engineer mixing the song was German, heard that line and then committed suicide under the roof of the studio because he was reminded of the abuse he suffered as a child in an orphanage.

Total fabrication by the German documentary show “Quarks & Co” to demonstrate how one can be manipulated to hear stuff that isn’t there. To this day I can’t not hear it when listening to the song.

cheese_greater,

What is Lady Gaga saying in Scheiße or is that hokey-Deutsch?

bjoern_tantau,
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Total gibberish.

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