Insig,

José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.

Sounds like he is saying ‘release mum and dad.’ interlace with him singing ‘I want to wish you a merry christmas’

I was in stitches at the dinner table when I heard it. Trying to tell my brother while crying and hyperventilating with laughter made it even better.

MIDItheKID,

I hear this song in my head every time I see a “for lease” sign…

For lease navidad.

SirSamuel,

Blinded By the Light

Roll up like a douche Rev up like a deuce

bcgm3,

🎵 Another boner in the night 🎵

ZeroGravitas, (edited )

Call Me Maybe / Carly Rae Jepsen

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still, you’re in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
Swear to Satan it’s real At first sight, and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it
But it’s in my way

Yep. Knew it was wrong, but that’s what I heard. TIL what the actual lyrics are.

Sea_pop,

Another Carly Rae one:

Fake Mona Lisa

He was born in Vegas

The way she sings it, it sounds like

It’s morning fa**ots

dingus,

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

When I was a kid, I swear the lyrics sounded like “later we’ll have some fucking pie”, but it’s “later we’ll have some pumpkin pie”.

HonkTonkWoman,

Oh I am absolutely teaching that one to my nephew before next holiday season…

cheese_greater,

How old?

dingus,

Can’t say I remember. It’s one of those songs that has been played every year for ages upon ages. Maybe around 10 or something.

Hux,

Simon & Garfunkel; Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

=

She’s a slut more than you could know—whoa, who, whoa!

HonkTonkWoman,

That’s “The Graduate Remix”

Gregorech,

Pearl Jam; Daughter

Center of a Rhododendron = Center of he own attention.

HonkTonkWoman,

Always loved Eddie making fun of Mike for thinking the Kiss lyrics were, “I wanna rock n roll all night, and part of every day.”

themeatbridge, (edited )

Pearl Jam feels like cheating.

Here’s the classic Yellow Ledbetter

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I still don’t know the full lyrics of even flow. Every time I hear it fucks with my head and I forget the words.

Bishma,
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Yellow Ledbetter doesn’t count. It’s mumbled in recordings because the lyrics change over time to adapt to whatever conflict we’re currently wasting life on.

kambusha,

Is it the reebok or nike

SeedyOne,

How have I never heard this. That was great.

papalonian, (edited )

Taylor Swift - Blank Space

“Got a long list of ex lovers”

As

“Gotta love those Starbucks lovers”

I thought it was supposed to be a self aware “white girl” joke.

dingus,

Lmao I also heard it as that and was so confused at wtf it was supposed to actually be

0ops,

She’s got electric boobs… Something something… B-b-b-benny and the jetsssss

cheese_greater,

Its funny, I always felt Benny was more crocodiley than Crocodile Rock. Like that snappy piano riff at the beginning sounds like the musical/thematic equivalent of a crocodile with its mouth wide open snapping shut

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

Golden Earring - Radar Love

We’ve got a thing that’s called red hot love

We’ve got a wave in the air

Red hot love

In my defense, I was hearing this over sometimes-fuzzy analog radio rather than off a tape or CD where the track title might clue me in. Less defensible: not noticing the other words that make more sense when talking about radar.

Rhynoplaz,

I always thought that song was “Red Alert”

cheese_greater,

SureSure

dmention7,

I always thought it was redeye love, in the same context as a redeye flight.

thefartographer,

Hemorrhage by Fuel

Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again We all livin’ in my pants, in my pants oh yeah

cheese_greater,

The mind hears wat it wantz to hear 🔮

RBWells,

I was driving one day, in the early 1990s, singing along with Elton John, “love I feel it in my hands, I can tell by the things I could do with another man…” as I had since I was a little kid, when I suddenly realized that probably wasn’t what he was saying. It still sounds like that is what he is saying.

I see quite a lot of Elton John in these answers, maybe he just didn’t enunciate.

EvilTwin,

There’s a bathroom on the right.

CheeseChief,

Working with guys who’s 1st language isn’t English singing “Take me to Monkey Town”, instead of “Take me to Funky Town.”

rbhfd,

If you like peeing on koalas and getting caught in the rain

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