eran_morad,

Who, from time to time, has not been revved up like a douche?

corsicanguppy,

I was like last month old when a cover performance finally suggested it could be “deuce”, like the coupe, instead. I knew “douche” was wrong, but I never had the presence to ask.

I still don’t know whether that’s right.

eran_morad,

Deuce is correct. The tune that everyone knows is actually a cover by Manfred Mann of Springsteen’s original (yes, Bruce Springsteen). The lyrics were tweaked a bit. Springsteen’s lyrics are “Blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night”.

intensely_human,

In the middle of the night is best

Nibodhika, (edited )

It’s in our nature to destroy ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill each other

It’s in our nature to kill, kill, kill

That’s the actual lyrics of Blood Brothers from Papa Roach, some people hear “Human Nature” instead of our nature, which is still the same meaning. However I once read someone misshearing of that lyrics and I can never unheard it, this is what I hear now (and so will you if you read):

Send the ninjas to destroy ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill each other

Send the ninjas to kill, kill, kill

Waldowal,
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

Selena Gomez - Good For You - “I’m 14 carats. I’m 14 carets I’m farting carrots. I’m farting carrots.”

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Head Automatica - I Shot William H. Macy

What my friends and I heard when the album dropped: “Yeah, yeah… I put a sausage in your little hand!”

What the actual line says: “Yeah yeah, I’ll put assassins in your little head.”

Although my all-time favorite is and will forever be:

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy” - Jimmy Hendrix

Rai,

Love Head Automatica (and Glassjaw!)

I’mma pull up I Shot William H. Macy now.

Insig,

José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.

Sounds like he is saying ‘release mum and dad.’ interlace with him singing ‘I want to wish you a merry christmas’

I was in stitches at the dinner table when I heard it. Trying to tell my brother while crying and hyperventilating with laughter made it even better.

MIDItheKID,

I hear this song in my head every time I see a “for lease” sign…

For lease navidad.

0ops,

She’s got electric boobs… Something something… B-b-b-benny and the jetsssss

cheese_greater,

Its funny, I always felt Benny was more crocodiley than Crocodile Rock. Like that snappy piano riff at the beginning sounds like the musical/thematic equivalent of a crocodile with its mouth wide open snapping shut

EndlessApollo,

The bridge to The Four Horsemen by Metallica

🎶Time has taken a stool on you!🎶

SpaghettiYeti,

Uptown funky butt

Artard,

Had a friend who’s little bro thought “Liberate my madness” from Liberate by Slipknot was “Never eat bananas”.

j4k3, (edited )
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

Back nearly 20 years ago Disney California Adventure (Anaheim, Cali) had this interactive exhibit where you did various things in line with the Disney animated kids movies. One was playing the Seven Dwarfs “Heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to work we go…”

In a little alcove in front of a group of friends was another group of cute mid-teen little Latino girls. They were dressed somewhat provocatively for the average Disney guest and all were wearing bold makeup, (not judging, but they stood out). The typical Spanish accent was prevalent with the silent “h”. Their innocent rendition as they sang along was hilarious. Happy as they could be they were singing, “I hoe, I hoe, it’s off to work we go…”

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

“Hey now, you’re a rockstar, get laaaiid!”

Oh, it’s actually get PAID.

Khrux,

I’ve always sang the first chorus as get paid and the second chorus as get laid without thinking about it.

JackGreenEarth,

Til

Naja_Kaouthia,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

I used to work with this guy who swore the lyrics to Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones were, “Don’t wanna be, your pizza’s burnin’”.

kambusha,
SeedyOne,

How have I never heard this. That was great.

CheeseChief,

Working with guys who’s 1st language isn’t English singing “Take me to Monkey Town”, instead of “Take me to Funky Town.”

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Brimful of Asha by Cornershop.

The title and the lyric are both “brimful of Asha”, which has a double meaning. In the singer’s native language ‘Asha’ means hope, and is also the name of an iconic Bollywood singer/dancer.

What I heard was “grim poodle basher”. Obviously it wasn’t right, but I couldn’t figure out the actual words just by listening harder.

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