wildcardology,

The ultimate misheard lyrics www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8&t=32

wetferret,
@wetferret@lemmy.world avatar

Ken Lee!

Nibodhika, (edited )

It’s in our nature to destroy ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill ourselves

It’s in our nature to kill each other

It’s in our nature to kill, kill, kill

That’s the actual lyrics of Blood Brothers from Papa Roach, some people hear “Human Nature” instead of our nature, which is still the same meaning. However I once read someone misshearing of that lyrics and I can never unheard it, this is what I hear now (and so will you if you read):

Send the ninjas to destroy ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill ourselves

Send the ninjas to kill each other

Send the ninjas to kill, kill, kill

SpaghettiYeti,

Uptown funky butt

SlothMama,

I remember the subtitles for Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun said “It’s like kitty fat, it retracts before impact” which was nuts, I had the CD, and it was “any fad”. They didn’t use to vet subtitles on MTV. There were orders, but that’s all I remember.

StThicket, (edited )

Killswitch Engage - My Curse

This is my curse

This is my purse

JackGreenEarth,

“living like a lover with a red iPhone” - Pour some sugar on me, 1987

Ringmasterincestuous,

My wife’s childhood:

“My anus can’t take it I’m addicted to love”.

Robert Palmer.

Mine is when I sing, and I can’t remember what I say, but something like “kissing your neck, back, n’dem titties” to Labrinths Still Don’t Know My Name. Although I’m still fairly certain those lyrics to be correct 👍

Denjin,

No dogs orgasm in the classroom

Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

“all in all it’s just a” - “hol ihn hol ihn unters Dach”

“Fetch him under the roof”. And it has a nice story to go along with it that the sound engineer mixing the song was German, heard that line and then committed suicide under the roof of the studio because he was reminded of the abuse he suffered as a child in an orphanage.

Total fabrication by the German documentary show “Quarks & Co” to demonstrate how one can be manipulated to hear stuff that isn’t there. To this day I can’t not hear it when listening to the song.

cheese_greater,

What is Lady Gaga saying in Scheiße or is that hokey-Deutsch?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Total gibberish.

helmet91,

“Carry a laser” - Mr. Mister

johsny,
@johsny@lemmy.world avatar

I want to break trees

shandrakor,

Who’ll stop Lorraine?

I thought it was about a lady who fell down a hill.

zeroth,

Have you ever seen Lorraine?

Battle_Masker,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

I always heard “Who shot Lorraine”

Artard,

Had a friend who’s little bro thought “Liberate my madness” from Liberate by Slipknot was “Never eat bananas”.

Crafter72, (edited )
@Crafter72@lemmy.world avatar

I wish I didn’t have to pee be so bad.

-blink 182 - Wendy Clear

and the most prominent

I wore cologne walk alone to get the feeling right

-blink 182 - What’s My Age Again.

Though sometimes when Tom and Mark performs live, they butchered some lines for some dumb jokes lol.

Redoomed,

“Blank Space” by Taylor Swift

Got a long list of ex-lovers

“Lonely Starbucks lovers”

Seasm0ke, (edited )

Well, I’m glad I wasnt alone on that one

Waldowal,
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

Selena Gomez - Good For You - “I’m 14 carats. I’m 14 carets I’m farting carrots. I’m farting carrots.”

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