What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Naja_Kaouthia, 8 months ago

I used to work with this guy who swore the lyrics to Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones were, “Don’t wanna be, your pizza’s burnin’”.

Turious, 8 months ago

I was once listening to The Pillows’ “I Think I Can” around a friend. Japanese band, lots of their songs are in English but you’d never know through the singer’s heavy Japanese accent. He repeats the titular line a lot in the song and my friend thought he was singing “I lick my cunt.”

That was 15 years ago and it’s still all I hear when I listen to the song.

neatchee, 8 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

Acting funny, but I don’t know why… 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky kiss this guy

Hendrix. Purple Haze

Bishma, 8 months ago

The Toadies “Possum Kingdom”

I’m not gonna lie
I’ll not be a gentleman
Behind the boathouse
I’ll show you my dark secret dashiki

stick2urgunz88, 8 months ago

At first I thought Post Malone was saying “swallow my knife” and not “spoil my night.”

PrimarilyPrimate, 8 months ago

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

charolastra, 8 months ago

Crimean River

Balthazar, 8 months ago

“It’s all about the big, 'bout the big snow shovel.”