sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Let’s say hypothetically this repairs organ damage.

I have 2 choices. I can save the pill for when I or a loved on is in serious danger of death or I can do a shit ton of LSD, like an absurd amount of LSD, enough to actually break me and then reset.

It’s a tough choice /s

HonoraryMancunian,

My man

Fedizen,

45 for sure.

Crashumbc,

“de-ages” I assume means genetically? You don’t get to go back in time.

Today then.

HonoraryMancunian,

Eh, it’s hypothetical, interpret it how you like!

Tippon,

Lots of people are treating this like you would go back in time and get a do over, rather than being de-aged.

I’m assuming that de-aging would roll back any age related aches and pains, but not affect my memory, other than possibly making it better. It would give me more energy, so I’d be overweight and young instead of overweight and old :D

I’d take it at around my late 30s to early 40s to get back to my late teens to early 20s. My body was fully developed, so I wouldn’t have to go through puberty or have too many teenage hormones, and I’d have enough energy to get in shape again.

If it de-aged me by putting me back into my body from the time, then it would be when I was 42. 22 was when I was in the best shape of my life, and before I picked up a few long lasting injuries. I found out in my early 30s that I’ve got a chronic illness too, and it hit me hard.

I’d get the doctors and dentist to work on the health issues that I didn’t know about when I was young, and stop them from becoming serious, and generally get healthier.

Most importantly, I’d take my kid out and do all the things that we haven’t been able to do together :)

Dkarma,

Good point! I didn’t consider this. In this case I’d probably just start taking better care of my body now and wait to take it until the pain gets real bad or I find out I have cancer.

Nemo,

No earlier than 45. Otherwise you’re headed back into territory where your body and brain are still developing – fuck with that and you might not feel right in your own body.

HonoraryMancunian,

Good shout

otp,

Yeah, it’s gotta be in the late 40’s.

By then, you’ve got all the aches and pains, and you’ll know better to take care of things like your posture! Lol

Valmond,

My man, those “pills” are coming and they won’t be unique usage (like some Genie provides them).

But they wont be as blunt either, it will be rejuvenation of your retina, kidneys, liver, skin (that doesn’t mean you’ll look younger), back muscles, heart, etcetera.

If you have cancer type 352 and we got a “pill” to treat it (a treatment, with a high probability to fix it) will you take it and extend your life by 20 years?

We’re in a biotech revolution, not in a Santa Claus situation.

HonoraryMancunian,

Happy days

Valmond,

It sure is 💖 !

cashews_best_nut,

I thought like you until I realised medicine is for the rich. Even in countries with universal healthcare there’s rationing of advanced therapies.

  • Years 10-20 - Human drug trials
  • Years 20-30 - Rich people use it.
  • Years 30-40 - Appears in universal healthcare systems.
  • Years 40+ - Appears in the UK NHS.

There’s a few promising senesance drugs in trials but that means you and I won’t see it until 2060 at the earliest.

otp,

Unless you sign up for the drug trials!

Fedizen,

rich people also try some weird shit. Wasn’t the main reason radium got banned was because some rich guy died of radium water or something?

Valmond,

Yeah it just proves rich people are idiots too, like steve jobs among others.

Valmond,

Check out D&Q the first senessent cell clearance treatment, it’s not that expensive.

Also, governments (except the USA it seems) will help getting everybody in good health, the economic benefits are enormous.

I’m so tired with this nonsense that only the rich will be getting it, it’s not true. Check out all other treatments, who are for the ultra rich only?

If you can reverse aging, will you only sell it to a bunch of billionaires, or to billions of people? Of course you’ll earn more money selling it to basically every human being on the planet.

forty2,
@forty2@lemmy.world avatar

I turned 44 just the other day; honestly, without a doubt I’d have taken the pill the day before my 21st birthday. One big do-over and minimal responsibilities to manage after the de-aging.

  • ✔️ Someone taking care of me 24/7 for a period measured in years?
  • ✔️ School? What a joke. Ace everything, be a social and intellectual prodigy?
  • ✔️ No bills, no responsibilities?
  • ✔️ Boundless energy and Wolverine-like healing?
  • ✔️ One set of friends in their 40s with life and professional advice/connections for you as you turn 21; and another set of friends your own age bursting with enthusiasm, ideas, and a gleam in their eye?

Like, I’m not seeing a downside to this over here…

andyburke,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

This is why the relived past is a trap for the mind.

forty2,
@forty2@lemmy.world avatar
cashews_best_nut,

What is this magic?

forty2,
@forty2@lemmy.world avatar

They’re from another instance whose clock is set wrong

andyburke,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

I'm a little adrift...

xc2215x,

I would take it at 60.

KestrelAlex,

It depends whether I can somehow go back to the body of a 20 year old but keep my current 40 year old brain. I’m not going to pretend the majority of my improvements in patience, empathy, humility, work ethic and dgaf-ness are me consciously maturing instead of improvements in brain chemistry.

HonoraryMancunian,

I think it’s a little of column a, a little of column b

I’d imagine so long as your brain is fully matured (~25+) you’d get to keep all those benefits you’ve accrued

Mango,

Exactly at 20 so I become a fresh zygote and die on the spot.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I had a stroke at 21 that ruined (ended, really) my life. So anytime in late 30s, then get the fuck on blood pressure meds. And bitch-slap all the ‘healthcare providers’ that either didn’t believe me or didn’t actually treat the problem, only the symptoms (blinding, debilitating migraines). Fucking lining their pockets with visits and medication that they knew wasn’t treating the cause.

A_Random_Idiot,

Why the hell would I want to do the last 20 years all over again?

They were shit the first time, aint gonna be anything but worse the second time around.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’d have to have taken it back at 37 to go back to a point where my body wasn’t broken, and I’m trying to decide if the prospect of being able to stand without pain is worth being a teenager again…

themeatbridge,

I’m 42. Does everyone get a pill? My wife? My kids? My parents?

Jumping back 20 years puts me out of sync with everyone I care about. I’m not sure I’d even want it.

Bakachu,

That’s a good point. You kinda lose your kids once you take the pill. On the flip side though, who’s putting who in the nursing home now?

gears,

Why do you lose your kids? You could still be there

Bakachu,

I think there’s a certain power dynamic that comes with looking and acting older. If you look the same age or younger than your kids, that power dynamic is most likely going to slowly shift. It’d be like if you’re in your 40s working for a guy who looks like he’s in his 20s. While possible, I imagine it’d be a challenging arrangement. Not to mention how your kids would feel about your decision as a parent to take an age reversal pill.

partial_accumen,

Out-of-sync not only in lifestyle but you’d now be young enough to possibly outlive your loved ones. Thats a special hell, I’d imagine, burying your parents, wife, and children all because you took a pill to make you younger.

BoxerDevil,

Take it when I’m 18 and I will have never been born

HonoraryMancunian,

You’ll have 2 years in Minusland…

Minusland is a dark, gloomy region far beneath the surface of the Earth, filled up entirely with fog, and inhabited only by the invisible and highly dangerous Gnoolies, creatures which, with a single bite, turn their victims into more Gnoolies

…fandom.com/…/Charlie_and_the_Great_Glass_Elevato…

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