What popular quote are you tired of hearing?
Bonus points if it’s usually misused/misunderstood by the people who say it
Bonus points if it’s usually misused/misunderstood by the people who say it
SHamblingSHapes, I live in the US and follow rugby.
“Rugby is a hooligan’s sport played by gentlemen, soccer is a gentleman’s sport played by hooligans.”
So cringe. Different sports are different. I can like both, I can even play both, and neither suffers a loss.
TheFrirish, I"m sorry but this is very true
SHamblingSHapes, It’s a stereotype, maybe even a generalization. It’s not “very true”. It can’t be; there’s about 130,000 men in the world who play soccer professionally or semi-professionally.
Just because certain cultures incentivize hooligan behavior (looking at you, London), doesn’t mean all everywhere do.
TheFrirish, yes but this is too big to big ignored. It is still a problem people still die around the world because of football. that is not the case for rugby.
Until this situation changes this saying is very true.
baggachipz, "Everything happens for a reason"
The cancer disagrees.
dreadgoat, I actually love this one, because it's technically correct but not in the way people who use it mean, so you can turn it around easily.
Yes, you did get cancer for a reason. Because you insisted on maintaining your suntan every winter. Or perhaps merely because you pissed off the wrong banana.
baggachipz, In my case, it was through no action of my own and merely bad luck. So the only "reason" would be bad luck or a shitty all-powerful deity.
dreadgoat, That's the malicious banana. Everything happens for a reason, but that doesn't mean it's reasonable
calypsopub, “Settled science.” Used by people who don’t understand that science at its heart is constantly questioning everything.
Hylactor, (edited ) We’re taught that intelligence is performative. So most people think intelligence is answer driven, clever people know that it’s question driven. But a gameshow where contestants ask the right questions might not do as well as Jeopardy.
Edit: my dumb ass picks the gameshow where you famously have to literally ask the right questions as an example.
LarryTheMatador, “Shall not be infringed” ummmmm “Well regulated militia?”
monsterpiece42, Ok, I’m not saying you need to agree with the principle, but the grammar clearly states that the citizens get guns because the government has a military (which is the well-regulated militia).
Again, not starting a debate on if that’s good or bad, just grammar.
mnemonicmonkeys, No, the “well-regulated militia” actually referred to a desire to have all able-bodied men of military age to commonly have most of the skills needed to fight in a war in case of a draft, such as marksmanship and survival skills, as well as already owning most of the necessary equipment.
What’s important to note is that the US had a very small standing military for most of its history. It relied on being able to conscript a large number of recruits whenever a war started, and sent them home whenever the war was over. This requires a lot of the citizenry to already know most of the skills they’d need to raise an army quickly.
monsterpiece42, Oh, so because the state had a military people were allowed to have guns? That’s shockingly similar to what I said.
mnemonicmonkeys, A “well regulated militia” had a different meaning back then. Also, there’s a comma in the middle of the amendment that means the first phrase is only a clarification. The second clause stands on its own.
xigoi, I just attended a lecture about this specific comma today. It was there as a rhetorical pause, not to separate clauses. A great example of how ambiguity in punctuation can cause thousands of deaths.
wjrii, Yup. I'll go with the linguists on this one.
Textualism and originalism
A group of linguistics scholars describe developments in the field of corpus linguistics, which did not exist when District of Columbia v. Heller and McDonald v. City of Chicago were decided, that have allowed for a new understanding of the language used in the Second Amendment. Researchers in American and English history have digitally compiled thousands of Founding-era texts, making it possible, for the first time, to search and examine specific terms and usage from the period. The resulting evidence demonstrates that “keep and bear arms” had a “collective, militaristic meaning” in the late 18th century. The scholars write that, consistent with that meaning, Founding-era voters would have understood the right to be subject to regulation.
mnemonicmonkeys, The resulting evidence demonstrates that “keep and bear arms” had a “collective, militaristic meaning” in the late 18th century.
And what is this even supposed to mean in a way that would contradict the originalist viewpoint? The definition of “militia” in the period is already understood to mean all able-bodied men that are suitable for military conscription. And by extension, a “well-regulated” meant said militia having proper equipment and knowledge of how to use said equipment. Quoting this changes nothing.
Also a side note: you should look at some of the arguments above the one you quoted in this link. There were 2 based on the State of New York discriminating against people, particularly racial minorities and LGBTQ individuals, which have the most need for the ability to defend themselves
Xariphon, It meant "properly equipped," not "heavily restricted."
Anticorp, “I could care less”.
Oh really? How much less?
Noel_Skum, I thought that was the joke: I could care less… but I can’t even be bothered to care any less because I care so little.
Anticorp, It’s just people saying it wrong, like “bone apple tea” instead of " bon appetit". It’s supposed to be “I couldn’t care less”. But I mean come on, these are the same people who searched for “Michael Jackson Billy’s Jeans” so often on YouTube that it became a recommended search term. Lol.
MMbhJkpW3a3i, It can be interpreted as sarcasm, as in “tell me more, I could care even less.”
SiriusCybernetics, “ One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
tigeruppercut,
SiriusCybernetics, Now that’s interesting. Always thought it didn’t make a whole lot of sense strictly speaking. Never realized he intended the “a”.
HooPhuckenKarez, Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Especially when used by people claiming to have done just that.
Xariphon, Especially when you consider that it was coined to refer to literally impossible action. It's not meant to be about self-reliance or whatever, it's something that cannot be done.
thisbenzingring, do or do not, there is no try
Fuck you. That was meant for a Jedi master not your fucking IT systems admin
hemko, I think you’re misunderstanding it. Do what you do, you’re going to break something anyways just don’t half-ass it. Just like there’s a graveyard behind every doctor, there’s a pile of mistakes behind every sysadmin.
leaky_shower_thought, That trickle-down economics quote. There’s studies about it [not working] published but it’s just studies.
The original quote is “If you feed enough oats to the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows” from Galbraith.
I imagine people are not yet ready to learn this “promise” ain’t holding water.
CileTheSane, The original quote is “If you feed enough oats to the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows” from Galbraith.
If my goal is to feed sparrows that’s a very costly and inefficient method. I also end up with an overweight horse.
OutlierBlue, … and a lot of horse shit.
trolololol, Checks out with economics results
PM_ME_FEET_PICS, “Blood is thicker than water” a misquote of “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” which has the exact opposite meaning.
absGeekNZ, “make it was simple as possible”
Super annoying, because the people who use this always forget the second half, which makes the saying useful.
“Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler” it is effectively a re-stating of Occam’s razor.
Critical_Insight, “Fuck around and find out”
handsatinizer, “not all heroes wear capes”
Ilovethebomb, “think of how stupid the average person is, and then think half of them are dumber than that”
So heavily overused.
bestusername, Not a quote, just a single word that’s overused to death, and you can probably already guess the word…
“Woke”
Just shut the fuck up! Please please please just shut up!
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