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rustydomino, in Listen and Empathize
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This is why I don’t tell anyone about my problems. I don’t want your empathy; I want a fucking solution.

rockerface,

I could go for both, but I usually only get the “I told you so”

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Well that’s because you don’t listen to your nana like you are supposed to

SkyeStarfall,

Have you tried prefacing your problems with “can you help me with this?”

TheYear2525, in Until the day you die [Danby Draws]

The next day, she played the Amen Break and was immediately burned as a witch.

200ok, in Listen and Empathize

Everyone wants to be the hero but not everybody needs saving

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Vampire vacation?
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Dafuqs a vampire need sunnies for?

CarlsIII,

He doesn’t want the sun damaging his eyes

Catoblepas,

How soon people forget the sacred hymns…

chaorace,
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Keeps people from noticing that he’s staring at their necks

FlyingSquid, in "Thank You" by War and Peas
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He didn’t even get to see any pretty colors before he died? Lame frog.

Rai,

Homer, are you locking toads again?

I’m not NOT licking toads!

iAmTheTot, in Listen and Empathize
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Sharkwellington,

A lot of times when I’m opening up to someone I’ll let them know whether or not I want a solution, or if I just wanna be mad.

MrTrono, in "Thank You" by War and Peas

As somebody living in the darkest timeline, I can’t tell if he was thanking the frog because he knew it would kill him. Thank you kind frog for the sweet release of death

Prethoryn, in WooOoOoooo
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If Casper was catholic.

I will see myself out.

xusontha, in WooOoOoooo
xuxebiko, in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Wanted : Poltergeist with a pasion for doing dishes

Kichae, in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Apolstrygeist

Kichae, in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Apolstrygeist

JoMiran, in I have no idea what I'm doing
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Then one day you realize that, they have no idea what they are doing. You think that might be a comforting thought but it ends up keeping you up at night.

Neato,
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I had been waiting from pre-teen, through teenage years, and past my young adult years. Wonder, waiting, hoping I would someday feel like I had "grown up" and was an "adult" now.

That's the trick: it never happens. There's little difference between a "kid" and an "adult" besides obvious physical maturation. You just get new things to juggle and new worries. Bills and job instead of homework. Kids and coworkers and friends (if you're lucky) instead of HS drama. I still don't feel that much different at the core than I did at ~18 and that was 19 years ago.

Chetzemoka,

Funny story, instead of referring to groups of adults as " hey guys," I like to refer to them as "hey kids." You know how many grown adults I've had object to this? Zero. Not one. Ever.

We all know it's true

AllonzeeLV, in WooOoOoooo

“I may be a bastard… but I’m not a fucking bastard.”

urfavlaura,

“but I will be fucking a bastard”

gamermanh, in "Thank You" by War and Peas
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My Shiba Inu licked a toad a few months back

Didn’t even know we had them in the yard til he suddenly ran in foaming at the mouth and clearly not enjoying the taste

Went outside and there was a rather upset toad with a tongue-tied wet stripe on his back

Scary at first but funny once we realized he was fine

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