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quindraco, in xkcd: Dubious Islands

Alt-text OP inexplicably refused to give us:

Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform ‘dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.’

Encromion,

Fun fact, that traverse gap separates the red river of the north from the MINNESOTA river - which eventually drains into the Mississippi. The Mississippi starts at Lake Itasca.

Fun fact #2, the Minnesota/Mississippi drains into the Atlantic via the Gulf, but the red river eventually drains into the Arctic Ocean via the Hudson Bay!

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Another fun fact; the Red River is very prone to spring flooding because it flows such a great distance north. The headwaters thaw out and start flowing while the river's outlet is still frozen over. Many cities and towns in Manitoba have dikes around them and turn into islands during the spring flood. Winnipeg has a flood diversion canal to guide the floodwaters past it each spring.

I think I just ran out of fun facts about Manitoba.

tekeous, in These damned monsterfuckers... [AlexPaige]

Nobody tells me not to be horny 😤

Now what can those wings do daddy

joyjoy, in Studio Audience [Mr. Lovenstein]

So that’s what a “Studio Apartment” is.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Zero privacy, but you only have to pay for 3 walls in each room, so that’s nice.

praise_idleness, in xkcd: Language Acquisition

I wish my future child would send remote log for easy management.

timestamp hostname process level text
[DT] child1 shit WARNING child1 shat. Refresh diaper.
oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

If he ever sends a 404, hopefully he just returns on all fours.

alquicksilver, in Studio Audience [Mr. Lovenstein]
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

[ audience laughs as Craig suffers a complete breakdown ]

joyjoy,

All Craig ever does is come in and sit on the couch. Literally nothing ever happens when he’s on stage.

someguy3, in Nice to meet you? [TheyCanTalk]

This is stupid and I love it.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Nice to meet you? [TheyCanTalk]
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

We’re gonna need a bigger name tag

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Should be illegal to be that funny.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar
_cnt0, in Nice to meet you? [TheyCanTalk]
@_cnt0@unilem.org avatar

Ha! My name is also Kevin! But my friends call me Fuck Off!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s funny, people call me that who don’t even know me and my name isn’t Kevin!

_cnt0,
@_cnt0@unilem.org avatar

Never knew it was such a common nickname. TIL.

CarlsIII, in Studio Audience [Mr. Lovenstein]

Time for a heel turn

TWeaK, in xkcd: Language Acquisition

How do you count to twelve without knowing the other numbers?

match, in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@match@pawb.social avatar

Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

otter, in xkcd: Language Acquisition

Didnt’ forget this time!

Hopefully I did that correctly

dootytf, in Ha! Look at them! [Nate Inc.]

what changed their minds about the clown?

OR3X, in It's always nice to have someone who's a good listener [The Square Comics]

Walmart REALLY listens. I bought a few groceries IN STORE and about two weeks later I got an email with a list of items I purchased and links to review them. Now, I know what you’re thinking, but I’m not enrolled in their loyalty program, and I don’t have their app installed on my phone. The only way I can figure they linked my purchase to my email address is because I have previously logged into their website on my phone (via the browser) and of course my phone was with me during my shopping trip. That’s some creepy shit.

IWantToFuckSpez, in It's always nice to have someone who's a good listener [The Square Comics]

The last speech bubble should have been on the third panel

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