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picklejr, (edited ) in We tend to focus on how far we have to go..
@picklejr@mstdn.social avatar

A person who traveled is still a traveler, regardless of distance. Just because others have made it further, that doesn't negate your own progress.

Same thing with emotions. A person who is sad is allowed to be sad, even if someone else in the world might have it worse.

ryannathans, in Phone no work

Best reality check is to pinch your nose shut with your fingers and then try to inhale. You can always inhale with a pinched nose in dreams

Kuruad,

This one never worked for me. My reality check is to count my fingers. In dreams i have a lot more than usual.

umbrella, in How To Sound Wise
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so the jordan peterson method?

afraid_of_zombies,

There are two kinds of apologetics arguments. The direct flawed and the same ones but ambiguous. Peterson is the latter.

BackOnMyBS, in Meeting face to face
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:]

nifty,
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:-]

swab148, (edited )
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>:3

where_am_i,

reported

Socsa, (edited )

bonjour ={

can, in Meeting face to face

;_;

Johanno,

Reminds me of Entoma

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/413/011/cb3.jpg

jabathekek, in Judgement
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

AKA forcing yourself into a box you think you have to fit in to fit in.

rustyredox, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried

This feels similar to reading further product reviews or customer comments between the time of purchase payment and shipped delivery for an online shopping. Anyone else sometimes do this?

Goatmom,

I just did this last night. I checked through different sites for reviews to make sure that the reviews on the company’s site weren’t skewed in any way. I’ll probably look at more reviews tonight too.

webghost0101,

I am just trying to enhance my understanding of all the advanced features and options i swear.

tiramichu, (edited )

I’ve done this occasionally with youtube reviews for tech purchases.

Seems illogical, to your point, as the purchase is already made, but I’m no longer looking at the reviews to make a decision.

I’m looking to:

A) Maybe find out some cool feature I didn’t know about, so I can get the most out of it

B) Get HYPE because I’m excited about it!

So not as illogical as it seems :)

poppy,

Similar as well to looking up sale prices on items you’ve recently purchased to torture yourself with money you “could” have saved lol.

DannyBoy, in Notification reminders are a godsend [ADHDinos]

You haven’t replied to this message in 60 days. Would you like to delete their contact and pretend they never existed?

Enkers,

You have selected “Yes.”

We’re sorry, but this action cannot be completed. A memory has been added to your brain to remind you of this issue every time you want to sleep.

pete_the_cat, in Lunch time

Just do the “nasty in the past-y” and become your own grandfather.

Quetzalcutlass,

Just be aware that this can cause horrible genetic defects, like the lack of a delta brainwave.

this_1_is_mine,

Im Basically half asleep all the time any way what more could happen.

sag, (edited ) in "Raccoon-Free Christmas" by The Jenkins

Sorry for repost but I deleted it accidentally. It’s jerboa bug.

saltnotsugar, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.

MystikIncarnate, in "Deck the Malls" by LoadingArtist

I’m in this content, and I don’t like it.

lightnsfw, (edited ) in "If I knew then what I know now" by Port Sherry

I would just beat the shit out of young me for all the cringy shit he did. If I cease to exist afterwards that’s just a bonus.

Xanthrax, in "Survive" by TheyCanTalk
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I hate to be that guy, but they don’t remember where they hide their nuts. All the squirrels are hiding nuts, so they depend on finding eachothers stashes.

bricklove,

I heard they’re responsible for a majority of oak trees because of this. They’re just out there absent mindedly sowing seeds

DessertStorms,
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So even better, they want everyone to thrive - communism! 🐿️✊

RoquetteQueen,
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And sometimes they never find the stash and you get a surprise pumpkin plant in your garden and walnut tree in your yard.

bunkyprewster, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics

I love parmesan and will take as much as I can before my spouse starts to scowl at me

Socsa, (edited )

That shit is like $50/lb so just keep grating and I’ll take it in a to go box.

affiliate,

what would happen if you never told them to stop? would they eventually stop of their own accord or keep coming back with new blocks of cheese?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Now I’m wondering if that’s actually possible

If you had enough cheese would the collective mass create enough gravity to pull it all together and create a blackhole

Socsa,

Eventually the cheese would begin to form a singularity and the grater would exist on the boundary, slowing their own perception of time with each subsequent grate.

affiliate,

wormhole life hack

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I too love cheese and want to eat a shit ton of it but I count my calories because I don’t want to end up fat

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