comicstrips

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

photonic_sorcerer, in Future Insight – The Jenkins
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If you have perfect knowledge of the future and know which stocks will do well, why bother with trying to diversify your portfolio to try to mirror the market?

insomniac_lemon,
@insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

So, as it turns out there are a few big reasons.

  • it's a cosmic felony
  • causing improbable events creates a new timeline which increases entropy in all probable realities, which can have some drastic (and usually negative) effects.
  • most time travel agencies (which is what most people can afford) use technology that doesn't actually allow for free will, that's why it's mostly sold for vacations.
    • you can alter/push some decisions, but for most people it's not gonna be successful stocks.
    • older technology was advanced calculation in a realistic simulation. Most people just wanted an old memory or to get closure. Some people just try a different meal or movie choice, the experience is all that matters.
  • time mercenaries. We're actually not sure who these guys are, but we also don't wanna know either. Some say they're who cause spontaneous combustion and embarrassing deaths.
  • most forms of actual time travel leave the user stranded, with chronic or terminal illness (and sometimes amnesia), and in some cases fading/poofing out of existence when certain thresholds are crossed.
    • On top of that, new timelines of you typically aren't experienced by you. It's a different you. So that was nice of you.
  • time spiders. You don't want to know.
WetBeardHairs,

time spiders. You don’t want to know.

They’re really more crab-like than spider-like. If you bring a net back home from vacation, you can snag a few. They’re delicious steamed with butter.

Nougat, in Mistakes were made.

One of the things I do when I get up to go to another room is check to make sure I have my phone. In case I get lost. This is not a joke.

WarmSoda,

I just tie a rope around myself and something in the room the room I came from.

crackajack, in Think of who you're hurting before you consider piracy.

Never pirate from indie developers. But for giant companies, pirating is a drop in the bucket for their revenue.

cryostars,

Obligatory “but does piracy count as lost revenue?”

Anticorp,

Piracy probably generates more revenue than it destroys.

dukk, in I guarantee if they could they would

Actually, they could probably collect a pretty substantial amount of data on you from just analyzing your garbage.

Rin,

yeah, what you buy, how many people live in your household, your gender identity, if you’re pregnant, etc…

PatFussy, in Capitalism

This is the main problem I have with the people who call for socialism. If you boil it down to what they really want, it usually gets down to “i want free stuff”. They dont want to socialize means of production… most of the time they dont even know what that even means. People conflate social programs with socialism when thats just not the case.

If you truly hate capitalism so much, you will be willing to reduce your paycheck, willing to purchase less, willing to donate your social wealth for the common good.

casmael, in It don't matter if you're green or white

Didn’t it turn out MJ wasn’t actually a sex pest 🤔 ?

MossyFeathers,

Yeah. The kids came out later and talked about how their parents pressured them into making shit up. Iirc they said he was a weird guy, but he never touched them inappropriately. It was too late at that point though. People had already made up their minds and the response was generally, “well, but I’m sure he has. Just 'cause they weren’t molested doesn’t mean he didn’t molest other kids. He seems like a kid molester.”

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

In the court of public vibe check he was guilty regardless of what actually happened. Poor dude’s life was tragic. I’m not normally one to feel a whole lot of sympathy for the mega rich, but MJ was a good one.

SharkEatingBreakfast, in "Natural" by Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’ve noticed that a lot of men don’t know what “natural” even looks like.

They’ll see a woman with foundation, concealer, highlighter, setting, and mascara on and be like “Wow natural beauty. No makeup.”

A lot goes into makeup that isn’t just lipstick & eyeliner.

Player2,

I know for sure whether my partner has put anything like that on, given that I would see it happen. Still much prefer natural without anything at all. I guess that might include the skincare routine (washing, moisturizing) and taking care of their own health, but I think that’s a separate thing.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Skincare ≠ makeup, so you’re correct in that they are very much separate things.

HeartyBeast, in Hey, I said we're going for squalid and depressing!
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

Interesting. Doesn't just change the colour - the woman in the headdress also loses her smile.

dept,

all of them do

MaryReadsBooks, in "Bathroom Line" by Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)

I mean, what do you think why the womans bathrooms are so clean? We summon cleaning demons in there obvsl.

julianh, in The most lethal field

Bad example. If they proved P = NP, that might be more on par with the others.

chumbalumber,

Find a computationally cheap way to factor large numbers --> banking system collapses

Xariphon,

ELI5?

uniqueid198x,

in computer science, we talk about a mathematical construct called a machine. Different kinds of machines can solve different problems, and the turing machine is the most powerful. It can solve any problem that can be solved by a machine.

Turing machines operate one step at a time, with each step taking the same amount of time. The total number of steps it takes to solve a problem is the time, of that machine.

Some problems have a fixed number of inputs, like “list all the states”. These machines have a fixed time. We call this constant time.

Others can have a variable number of inputs, like add up an arbitrary list of numbers. The longer the list is, the longer this takes.

An interesting, and important question is, how fast does the time of a machine go up as we add more inputs?

There are to major groups: the machines were the time goes up in a polynomial way (called P) and the ones were it goes up faster (called NP for non-polynomial). This means, for some machines, you can describe the time with an equation like time=inputs^n where n is any number.

A conjecture is that actually, all problems (that can be solved ) have a machine that can do in P time, thus all NP problems are actually P problems if we find the right machine.

This is important because much of our secret codes and other inportant things that we use today rely on those NP problems, which are really hard to solve. But if it turns out that they are P problems after all, there can be easy solutions.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • comicstrips@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #