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RIP_Cheems, in [Redacted title] - War and peas
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

WHY ARE WE SENDING ASMR TO ALIENS?

sbv,

The Earth OnlyFans market is saturated.

qooqie, in [Redacted title] - War and peas

The title ruined the punchline 🙁

Crul,

Edited with [Redacted title]

qooqie,

Ay thanks, kinda forgot you could do that

Crul,

Thank you for noticing :)

i_am_tired_boss,

I love Lemmy.

blahsay,

They just put the title of the comic in there

QuarterSwede, in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

Ladies, that’s how guys feel.

meliaesc,

That we’re fat?

QuarterSwede,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

No, “where the hell did you get that!?”

pastermil, in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]
CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

At least Einstein got laid…… with his frickin’ cousin. Xط

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

banjo music intensifies

ringwraithfish,

Not just his cousin… his FIRST cousin. His mom’s niece!

jimbo, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Who the fuck are these millennials who allegedly talk like this?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Do it like normal people: text

MisterFrog, in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

He literally celebrates advent, or his “birthday month”. The worst.

Donebrach, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t believe an actual person made this.

I might believe a gen x’er was paid some money by a boomer to create the art and the dialog was filled in by a “the AI.”

If this WAS created by a person then I’d like to see them tried for war crimes.

Smoogs, (edited ) in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

the idiot is talking to another individual about the fire AND NOT CALLING 911 or grabbing a fire extinguisher.

Person is a perpetual child in all situations. a ‘someone should’ asshole.

agamemnonymous, in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

I predict that once robotics and AI advanced beyond some particular threshold, human-on-human relationships will be seen as strange and needlessly fetishistic. Who would want some grimey partner with their own needs when you can generate an infinitely moldable soulmate?

surewhynotlem,

It’s like cheat codes in games. That sounds fantastic, but people were very quickly get bored of it.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

You would think so, wouldn’t you? But how is it any different than fast food, porn, or trash tv?

adrian783, (edited )

you don’t make your own fastfood, porn or trash tv. so it’s like, completely different. being able to mold your partner doesn’t assume a quick process and shallow results.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

You don’t make your own robot lover either. You do select it, same as you select your fast food order, porn video, and TV channel.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine a Nexus Mods for AI personalities and bodyshapes.

pennomi,

I strongly disagree. Cheat codes provided infinite possibilities in an otherwise static game. The only reason don’t use cheat codes today is because they evolved into sandbox mode, console commands, and mods. And trust me, Skyrim would be long dead without those.

nxdefiant,

I already know people who would marry their cell phone if it had a wet hole.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

forget about wet hole sentience better

Twelve20two,

Sentience or sapience?

AVincentInSpace,

There are many people (mostly in Japan where that’s legal) who literally have.

Klear, (edited )

A wet hole does not make a phone better. Don’t bother trying.

MBM,

That sounds like a dystopia, why even have humans at that point

pennomi,

Heck, why even have humans at this point?

kromem,

Have you ever used cheat codes in games?

Sometimes dealing with imperfections and adversity is vastly more enjoyable than getting everything you think you want.

funktion,

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

WayTooDank, in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Haha yes! I also think that public praise of healthy, stable personalities and realistic body standards is insincere grandstanding.

riodoro1,

Everything said by a person when other people are around is a lie to some extent

solidsnake2085, in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

I’m more about celebrating other people’s birthdays. I don’t do anything for my birthday. I usually sit at home and watch Steven Seagal movies, which is something I’ve done for the past 22 years.

Slovene,

You should stop doing that. Don’t give Seagal any more money.

solidsnake2085,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Never.

Unaware7013,

And miss out on his "music album"? How can you live without hearing Me want the punani?

peyotecosmico, in "Filth" by War and Peas comics

I’ve had two trees in my whole life, both plastic, at this rate maybe I’ll have 3 in my total life. I still don’t get why people cut live ones, you hurt the tree, it probably will make a mess while drying, and you’ll end up trashing it at the end of the season.

Yes the smell must be nice but there are options now for that scent…

jivandabeast,

Real Christmas trees smell amazing & are better for the environment so

username_unavailable,

We used to get a live one with the root ball intact and then planted it in the yard after. So now my dad has a row of pine trees that represent the Christmases we had as kids.

peyotecosmico,

I think this is the best option from both worlds

favrion, in 'COFFEE' [OC]
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

Clever.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks. ,’ر

RIP_Cheems, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

USE ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, THIS ISNT THE TIME FOR DUMB INTERNET TALK

sukhmel,
RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“I don’t remember askin you a godamn thing”

GustavoM, in "Filth" by War and Peas comics
@GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

“You forgot to say Please daddy.”

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