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lugal, in Love is a 5 letter word

LUVE

doctorcrimson, (edited ) in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

I do not understand the bathtub, which seems strange because I’m not the type most would call innocent.

EDIT: It appears to be a reference to a TV commercial. Gross, you people watch advertisements?

aeronmelon, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Gordon: “Which one are you going after?”

Santa: “MRS. CLAUS!”

Gordon, to his officers: “We’re going after Rudolph!”

Daft_ish, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Driving around this year looking at lights, the grinch is way over represented.

RIP_Cheems, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“You’ll never get it out of me, you jolly basterd.”

noGold, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

“female” 🤓

GFGJewbacca, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

When looking at the letters that Ludmila and Eleanor wrote to each other, it’s pretty clear they were also lovers. What an incredible power couple.

ininewcrow, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Blocks the door with a chair

Stunning, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

Commercial always play with volume FULL BLAST talking about dick pills while the young family is just trying to enjoy a show.

Anticorp, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

I knew it was my time to join the old group when “slaps” became popular.

Hiro8811,

Slaps? I’m not even past my 20 and dunno what’s that.

Anticorp,

It’s used to imply something is good, ie. “that slaps!”

Okkai,

Is “slaps” still popular though? I remember that from around 2010 and have not heard it recently.

Anticorp,

I see it online all the time.

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Idk, in my mind it still slaps

FlihpFlorp, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

Side effects may include spontaneous dancing, necromancy, chanting to old gods, and a mild case of death

The_Eminent_Bon, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

FrostyTheDoo,

Monster

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down, Satan

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don’t know the difference anymore

The_Eminent_Bon,

Smelli

Crul, (edited ) in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

I’ve heard lemmy has a thing for beanz… so it seemed appropriate.

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

It’s been 84 years

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

But it happened this year (•_•)

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

Few months is 84 years in internet time. Quick maths.

illi, (edited )

Except on the weeks when we don’t poop

Pratai, in Small chest problems

WTF?

brsrklf,

My guesses :

  1. someone’s really horny
  2. it’s hip
AgentGrimstone, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it’s under the skin and I can’t scratch it 😭

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Just press your skin hard and scratch your inner skin against the muscle below.

NegativeInf,

It’s the alien tracking implant. Sentient and itchy.

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