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hh93, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

Kind of surprised there is no Sabaton song about her

Ilovethebomb, in Tokens [Three Panel Soul]

It’s almost like those things are important somehow.

Of course losing your keys is a big deal, what absolute nonsense is this?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The comic is poking fun at the absurdity of modern life, that we need those things to survive at all.

Ilovethebomb,

There is no form of currency that doesn’t sound absurd when you phrase it a certain way.

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The best absurdity is global finance … the idea and belief that there is trillions of dollars worth of promised wealth everywhere yet the majority of it doesn’t exist, except as promissory funds or glorified paper IOUs, yet we have so much faith in it that that belief is what runs our modern world.

Katana314,

I seem to remember one techno-Asian-dystopia book that may have highlighted this, where every week all the major banks have a ceremonial exchange of tons of gold bricks, as a proof to solidify their claims of having money that’s owed/exchanged.

hansl,

If you have a dollar, and lend it to me, and I lend it to my friend Alice, we have 1 dollar, but the total debt is 2$.

Nobody is claiming there are trillions of wealth around. But there are trillions worth of debts. Because countries, companies and people lend to each others a lot.

How’s that absurd?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Then Larry asks for $2 and that indebted $2 becomes $4 for Larry who now lends it to Steve who can now say he has $4 but now there is $8 worth of debt … all from $1 along a long chain of people promising to pay things back, even though they have can’t.

Multiply that by trillions and now we have a long line of debt that is impossible to ever repay and the only way to maintain the system is to keep making promises to more people and institutions that it will be repaid back. An article I read about this scenario years ago estimated that if all global debt was halted today, no more loans were made and everyone and every institution was told to start paying back everything at a minimum amount … it would take millions of years to completely pay off everything.

Nobody likes it being said and everyone claims it isn’t so but in other circles … it’s called a Ponzi scheme … where a scam artist takes your money and promises to make it grow by promising it to other people in an every longer chain of people with ever increasing amounts of money … the only way to stop it is to uncover the scheme and force everyone to accept the corrupt absurdity of it all

If we all took a step back and lost faith in the financial and banking world … all of it would come crashing down. It isn’t a system built on wealth and money … it’s a system of faith … and as long as keep believing in it … it keeps working.

danekrae, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

May your butt itch, and your arms be too short.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm, doesn’t work as they can just scratch it against something bear style.

aphonefriend,
@aphonefriend@lemmy.world avatar

But everytime you try to use something else to itch it, you get a splinter instead

ininewcrow, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

God: I’ll give them teeth … without any instructions on how to maintain them.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

psud,

We evolved in a world with little sugar, few starchy plants. 15,000 years ago everyone (except those where sugar cane grew) had excellent teeth

In the fossil record bad teeth come at the same time as bread, though it took sugar (especially in fizzy drinks) to make everyone fat and diabetic

I eat carnivore and haven’t brushed my teeth in five years and have not had any tooth aches

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The other white substance that you should watch for that our ancient ancestors never had to deal with is …

SALT

Like too much sugar … consuming a substance that was rare to our ancient ancestors is bad for your health … you might have excellent teeth, but you might keel over with a heart attack or a stroke.

psud, (edited )

Much of the stuff about salt and heart health is bullshit. It’s from a well publicized hypothesis that was never tested

Having said that we don’t need much, I don’t add salt to the beef which is more than 90% of my diet, I do add a small amount of salt to water after a heavy drinking session, it’s good for rehydration, and I don’t drink, especially heavily often

When I was on keto I took a lot of salt (which is why I looked up the current scientific position on it) and I can tell you it’s pretty difficult to take too much, salt tastes terrible if you have had enough

The thing that increased heart disease: same as everything else, sugar. It prevents use of the circulating fat, which is carried in high density cholesterol. Fatty acids (fats) build up as you eat more fats but cannot burn them because carbohydrates must be burnt first

The HDL cholesterol exceeds its lifespan with nowhere to deliver the fat and breaks up, this increases free fatty acids (with no protective cholesterol cage) and small fragments of the HDL cage, those fragments are the ones that embed in the walls of blood vessels, collect calcium and eventually break off as a calcified clump and blocks something important

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, (edited ) in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

So cool Woody Guthrie wrote a song about her

Miss Pavlichenko, well known to fame

Russia's your country, fightin's your game

The world will always love you for all time to come

Three hundred Nazis felled by your gun

TMPinSYR, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

Amazing story and amazing art! Thanks for sharing!

MxM111, in Porch pirates got serious
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Why is he talking out of his ass?

JCreazy,

That’s more like the arm pit

UntouchedWagons, in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t think I get it.

chumbalumber,

Birth VERY painful. Hope this helps.

UntouchedWagons,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Okay that’s what I thought but I wasn’t sure because the catwoman’s dialogue is written in an odd way.

cerement, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History
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  • Eleanor Roosevelt: And how many men have you killed?
  • Lyudmila Pavlichenko: Not men, fascists. Three hundred nine.
SharkEatingBreakfast, in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Kids can be neat, interesting, and thoughtful.

Babies are a nightmare of screaming and yuck.

meliaesc, (edited )

Honestly, babies sleep and eat. Yeah, you have to keep them clean, but kids? They are emotionally manipulative suicidal nightmares too much of the time, and you still have to keep them clean. (I have a 5 and 7 year old.)

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited )
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Key phrase was “can be”. Kids under 9 are just under that age where they’re testing boundaries.

My kid is 12 and the absolute sweetest, best kid ever! He’s one of the reason I’ll never have another– I’m not risking my sanity with a gamble.

The little kid phase won’t last forever! You can make it through!

meliaesc,

Genuinely, thank you. Those sparks of creativity, consideration, and joy are absolutely worth more than anything.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Aye! Sometimes it’s okay to be like “man, these guys suuuuuuuck”. You’re not a bad person or a bad parent for thinking it.

Things will get better!

chirospasm, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History
@chirospasm@lemmy.ml avatar

Fantastic story!

geophysicist, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

This was excellent!

balderdash9, in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

Why is it so hard to get into the Christmas spirit once you hit adulthood?

WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited )

The secret is magical Christmass Dust :D

Usernameblankface,
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We are distracted by the bills, time, and effort that goes into everything.

Gormadt,
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No wonder Christmas decorations are coming out earlier and earlier, it makes it easier to put them up a little at a time

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s happens differently for people. I sometimes notice it when packing presents or riding home in a public transport when the streets are covered in snow. Maybe it needs some special moment.

Chekhovs_Gun,

My spirit picked back up when I had kids. Seeing their Christmas spirit turned to 11, I get the contact high from them.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar
M137, (edited )

My family decided many years ago to give up presents to everyone but the kids. It really helps with getting a nicer christmas feeling, both due to lowered stress and financially. Right now, the only kids are my half-brother and my sisters daughter, so it’s just two presents for each adult to think about. We spend money on better and more food on both Christmas and New Years Eve.

Kecessa, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again

All your passwords expire once a day

sag,

Pure Evil

partial_accumen,

All your passwords expire once a day

Calm down, Satan.

FunkyMonk,

No, Also they have to rhyme!

Viking_Hippie,

In the Terza Rima meter.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Password cannot contain a previous password.

psud, (edited )

Password contains characters used in previous password or attempted password. Choose a new password between 15 and 17 characters using at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, one special character and one of the other sort of special character

GoFastBoots,

Every time you type your password it says it’s incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.

Spacehooks,

I hate when I used the random 128 character pass key generator and it says password previously used. NOOOOOOO!

boomzilla,

Yep…Happens to the best but idk rn but hasn’t KeepassXC a history for every entry?

argh_another_username, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

I have atopic dermatitis. I know what’s like having an itch that moves around when you scratch.

Viking_Hippie,

Well…don’t keep us in suspense! Do you love it?

argh_another_username,

Let’s just say the sometimes it requires an Herculean effort to not look like a cartoon monkey in front of people.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

dermatitis

Yeah we know they’re your titties. We can see them already.

boomzilla, (edited )

Have you tried ditching milk products? I heard it can have an effect on those symptoms. As well as on asthma and allergies. I was plagued by allergies but don’t have them anymore. Anecdotal evidence I know but you find a lot of papers regarding this topic.

needthosepylons,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

Having the same stuff, I can confirm some days, it can borderline drive me crazy.

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