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vithigar, in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Both can be true.

When you’re cultivating a relationship with a real person their wants and desires also factor into your choices, assuming you aren’t a psychopath. They will want different things from you, and keeping that to themselves and never pushing back just makes them miserable and builds resentment. Similarly, you don’t want to impose unreasonable expectations on them. Whether that’s related to their behaviour or their appearance, no one can reasonably expect to get exactly what they want 100% of the time, and that’s part of a healthy relationship.

…but if you’re constructing an artificial partner from a blank slate that’s completely bespoke to you, to choose anything other than an idealized match for all your desires is frankly insane, and to pretend otherwise is simply disingenuous.

Rai, (edited )

I got sooooo lucky and just found a copy of me. That’s not what everyone wants, but they’re exactly the perfect match for me. We’re together 24/7 and have been for over a decade. No fights. I wish the same success for everyone who deserves it (everyone who isn’t a piece of shit)!

wahming,

If you think about it, the pieces of shit deserve exactly that copy of themselves too!

Rai,

Shit, good point. Just hope they don’t reproduce.

original_reader, (edited ) in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Actually true. There’s no reference in the Bible where Jesus says we should do that. Apart from the name, Christmas has nothing to do with Christ.

www.history.com/topics/…/history-of-christmas

JohnDClay,

The gift giving was more as a celebration of epiphany which eventually migrated if I remember correctly.

Flag,
@Flag@kbin.social avatar

Here is a term from the old world:

Jul/jól

joyjoy, in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

It’s not even his real birthday.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What is it?

BetaBlake,

July 4th

BloodSlut,

#🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅😌❤️🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

The Liberia flags add to this

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not even like there aren’t two US flag options, too: 🇺🇸🇺🇲

If anyone figures out the difference, let me know, because these look pretty much the same.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My messenger blows up emojis when I send them with no other text, and I used these side by side and the one on the right has a smaller blue square than the left one.

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

Apparently because of how flag codes work, the USA and US Minor Outlying Islands technically have different flags in unicode, even though they’re the same flag. There are countless people who have used the USA minor Outlying Islands flag instead of the regular USA flag.

Zorg,
@Zorg@lemmings.world avatar

Taking a screenshot and zooming in, the grainy extrapolated pixels appear to be in exactly the same pattern. Very odd indeed.

Hupf,

It’s the calendar date of the day you were born, repeated each year. But that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But what is it?

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

The third person neuter pronoun in English, but that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, what is Jesus’s birthday?

Spacehooks,

Supposedly in the summer due to something about the stars. Xmas was supposed to be cultural approtiates of the winter solstice or something. I’m sure someone will add to this.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

On a serious note, yes Christmas was placed where it was in order to coincide with Saturnalia, the Roman winter solstice festival. This was an attempt by Constantine, the emperor who legalized Christianity in Rome, to transition the Romans to Christianity more easily.

Spacehooks,

Thanks! I thought it happened waaay later.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I’ve never seen one before. No one has. But I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

rockerface,

It is, however, Isaac Newton’s real birthday. Merry Newtonmas!

sour, in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@sour@kbin.social avatar

can i have cuter laptop

HerbalGamer, in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Please share this diagram.

palordrolap, in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Josh probably isn't that much of a fan of his birthday, tbh. It's the rest of us.

Well.

Those of us who decided or accepted that we'd celebrate Josh's birthday for him around the time of Roman Saturnalia or the pagan mid-winter* festival, even though that's very much unlikely to be the right date**, because there were already celebrations going on at that time. The whole "let's decorate a tree" thing is pagan.

There are some offshoots of Josh's fan club who don't think much of his birthday either, and instead have the big celebration around his death-date instead. Not like "at last he's gone and kicked the bucket", more like "yay he went to heaven and paved the way for the rest of us, or so we tell ourselves because that'd be awesome.". That's totally not also based around celebrations that existed before Josh, no siree.

Anyway, my point is that his opinion isn't really known, and he probably wouldn't decorate a tree. He'd be more likely to shout at it for not having figs.

  • where "winter" is defined as the seasons autumn and winter together, the same way that "day" can mean daytime and nighttime together)

** compare how the British monarch often has two "birthdays": An actual one and an official one in June where people can celebrate in nice weather. (Liz's real birthday was in April and Chuck's is in November. Both rainy months.)

NoSpotOfGround,

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Tattorack, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

Um… I always took that to mean positive slang describing a person. I don’t think I’d use those words for an actual fire. I’d be just a tiny bit more direct.

“Excuse me, I’d hate to bother you, but the other room over there seems to be just slightly on fire… Uh yes… The whole thing…”

Underwaterbob, (edited ) in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Sooo… Millennials talk like lolcats?

Carvex, in "Filth" by War and Peas comics

Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.

Bonehead,

That's only because she refused to tell him that she loved him.

kellyaster,
@kellyaster@kbin.social avatar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
deucedwayne, in Never made a snow angel? (with BONUS PANELS!)

funniest joke ever, I’ve seen something similar at SMG4’s old videos

Crul, (edited ) in Inspirational

Source: Mr. Lovenstein | Failure.

Also on tapas: Read Mr. Lovenstein :: Unkoalafied | Tapas Comics

Tapas.io RSS Feed: tapas.io/rss/series/3346

Crul, in I can cook at least
Pratai, (edited ) in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I’m a Gen Z with a millennial girlfriend, and she doesn’t talk anything like that. In fact- I have never heard anyone talk like that.

grayman,

She was referring to poo clogging the toilet. I have no clue why the last frame is a house fire.

NikkiDimes,

I’m a millennial… I use some of these words…

sfgifz,

As a millennial I’ve never heard any millennial talk like that either.

phoneymouse, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I would assume big spicy boi is a big shit. I am a millennial. Guess this makes no sense.

lauha,

If someone said there is a spicy boy in the kitchen, I would assume there is a live grenade or an angry feral cat there

intensely_human, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

How is this millennial lingo?

buddascrayon,

Because everyone under 25 is a millennial. There is no other generation between or after genX and millennials.

CaptnNMorgan,

Aren’t millennials in their 30’s?

DontTreadOnBigfoot,
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world avatar

Closer to 40 than 30, at this point

intensely_human,

Time keeps on slippin

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

> 50 = boomer < 25 = millennial

For everything else, there’s MasterCard

Peter1986C,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

Because everyone under 25 is a millennial

Nope.

(I advise to check e.g. Wikipedia on this matter)

buddascrayon,

I know sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet but come on. Do I really have to add the /s to my post for you to get that I was being facetious?

Pratai,

It’s not.

Dettweiler42,

Proper millennial lingo: Shit’s on fire, yo

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

More of a motto, really.

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