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CustardFist, in ZAP
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I like the color scheme. :ر
I wanted to blurt out that it reminds me of the original Gameboy, but the url pretty much said it already. Xط

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Gameboy is an Aesthetic.

tacosanonymous, in ZAP

Could get more work done if he requested a Death Note.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Pretty sure he’s illiterate, being an orphan in medieval times and whatnot

HubertManne, in ZAP
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

transport jafar to the center of the sun.

brsrklf,

Probably considered “killing”, though one may wonder where the limit is.

If someone is alone in a row boat in the middle of the ocean and I wish away their boat, did I wish for their death?

Who gets to decide that? Is there a court of genie law? In that case is it the genie or the master who’s being sued?

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

for insurance purposes it was the sun that killed him.

rockSlayer, in ZAP

The genie is pretty ancient, my head canon is that it’s just the genie’s personal rules over the millennia

brsrklf,

The (admittedly kind of terrible) sequel disagrees with that, because Jafar as a genie can’t kill anyone either.

Though he can use his powers to make people’s life hell, wish or no wish, and abuses that quite a bit.

evranch,

You don’t even need to watch the sequel to see that, as genies being bound by specific rules is the whole point of tricking him into becoming a genie.

Though after Aladdin wishes for the Genie’s freedom, it really opens a can of worms as to what that means. Sure, I guess he’s free to roam the earth, and no longer bound to grant wishes. But at the same time, has he now lost that power?

Because Disney ending aside, you would think an unbound genie with his full powers would be something that only ends badly.

Fiivemacs,

Needs a movie or show to be done by the same guys that did Invincible. All other tv shows/movies can get stuffed.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Always thought that was such a gyp, Jafar getting turned into a bound genie, as if that were the default state for djinn.

brsrklf, (edited )

It does not make a lot of sense, but it was sort of established earlier in that particular universe (the “phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space” thing).

My main problem with this always was Aladdin suggesting to Jafar “Hey, you know, the genie’s still more powerful”, and Jafar reacts exactly how Aladdin had planned, by wishing specifically to be the most powerful genie.

Why was that the only option he could think of? Where was it written that a sorcerer could not be more powerful than a genie?

Aladdin tricks him by saying if a genie gave him his power, the genie could take them back too… But in the end it’s still the genie who makes him a genie too, so why would that be any different?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the fact that all genies are bound to lamps there is dumb - one even gets created for Jafar. How does that make any sense, even in that fantastical setting? And it’s not like they all have to be bound, since they can be wished free.

Jafar wished to be “the world’s most powerful sorcerer.” so you’re right, he could have wished to be still more powerful. Or to be a free genie. Maybe there are universes where the Disney villain didn’t hold the idiot ball at the end and succeeded in their plans. Now that would be an interesting “What If” series!

brsrklf,

It’s even worse than the villain being an idiot in this case IMO. It’s being an idiot exactly in the right way, despite it seeming quite far-fetched.

It somehow requires that Jafar believes only a genie can be ultra-powerful, but ignores that a powerful genie is supposed to be bound.

They wanted Aladdin to win by being cunning, because it’s supposed to be his main thing, and that’s okay, even if they need Jafar to be an ass for a few seconds. But for this to work, Aladdin didn’t just need to be cunning, he had to be a freaking psychic.

samus12345,
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I guess Jafar thought the idea of all genies being bound by default was ridiculous, too.

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

To be fair, Jafar’s power hungry nature and one-track mind is a real obvious character flaw.

brsrklf,

Again, if we’re only talking about Disney canon, according to the sequel and series (because really that movie was just the pilot for the animated series), the genie is supposed to have lost a lot of his power after being freed. It’s not obvious how much of it really.

It’s also not obvious how “bound” the genies are to begin with.

Genie is tricked into getting Aladdin out of the cave of wonders without using a wish, and he looks a bit annoyed but not that much (and it worked). He also basically forces a wish on an unconscious Aladdin to save his life, saying he can’t do it without a wish.

Whatever magic contract is used there looks quite open to interpretation…

sukhmel,

Plot twist: Genie is just impersonating a djinn, but in fact he’s an eldritch god 🌚

CitizenKong, (edited )

He’s an eldritch shapeshifter, subconsciously transforming into what people believe he should be. Sort of like the Norse gods in Marvel Comics. Until Alladin rubs the lamp, he didn’t exist as a conscious being because nobody was there to think him into being.

dual_sport_dork,
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In that case one wonders what would happen if Aladdin just wished for the means to kill Jafar himself.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

In they case genie, I wish for a glock!

pokemaster787,

I read this in Timmy’s voice, to the point I had to double-check this wasn’t a quote.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyt0FYTNUg

sukhmel,

That was good, what an angst for a djinn though

PhlubbaDubba,

He wished to be a prince, his royal entourage hypothetically included several people capable of assassinating Jafar on the order, it was just down to Aladdin being a stickler for being an active participant in proceedings that hindered him taking that less direct route.

jmcs,

Or something that would indirectly kill Jafar, like teleporting him to the moon.

MonkderZweite,

100 meters up is enough.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Or down.

SpaceNoodle, in ZAP

I don’t get it.

rockSlayer, (edited )

In Dragon Ball Z, collecting all 7 dragon balls allows you to summon an all powerful dragon that will grant you one wish, for anything you desire. Wishing for someone’s death or resurrection are not limitations

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know that anyone’s ever wished to have anyone else croaked with the dragon balls. But people have definitely been resurrected. A lot.

Also, Oolong got a pair of panties with them.

rockSlayer, (edited )

It sure would speed up the plot if they just wished for Frieza to die

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

The dragon (at least Earth’s dragon, Shenron) has been asked for feats that were too great for him to perform, though, and had to refuse the wish stating they were “beyond his power.”

We don’t know the limits of his power re: ass kicking. But it’s probably unlikely that Shenron could delete Frieza. Possibly Porunga (Namek’s dragon) could have. Who knows.

Nudding,

He might not be able to delete Frieza while Frieza was on Namek but if Freiza was on earth, he’s in Shenrons playhouse.

lescher,

No he couldn’t kill King Piccolo because he cant kill those that are more powerful then his creator. Location doesn’t matter. And i think Goku once refused to be wished back to earth because he was training somewhere in space, meaning shenron couldn’t overpower him

Nudding,

I’m gonna have to do some rewatching on the king piccolo thing, but I always took that as Shenron just respecting goku’s wishes, because they have known each other for a long time.

Good points though, great discussion lol

lescher,

If it wasnt King Piccolo it was vegeta that they asked to be killed, still the same outcome in the end

lightnsfw,

Didn’t King Piccolo kill Shenron?

lescher,

Yes but Kami recreated the Dragon so thats when they tried to have hin kill King Piccolo

ICastFist,
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I think I remember the human chaff (Krilin, Yamcha) asking if Shenron could destroy Vegeta and Nappa’s ships while they were still en route to Earth.

I also remember that, after beating up Cell, Krilin wanted 18 to become human, but that was “beyond” what Shenron could do.

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Second wish was granted I think? That’s why they have a kid, no?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

No idea, I’d have to check a wiki or something

pinkdrunkenelephants,

How does Marron exist then?

Lamedonyx,

The English translation is wrong, Gero, 17 and 18 are cyborgs, not androids.

They’re originally humans, who were turned into robots, while 16 and 19 were fully robotic androids (and use a different word in Japanese, I believe?)

So 18 must’ve had her babymaker intact, maybe that’s where Gero put the bomb that Krillin wished away.

SpaceNoodle,

Oh. I never watched dragon balls.

SkyezOpen,

Watch DragonBall Z abridged if you’re interested. It’s short relative to the series, is hilarious, and keeps the story more or less intact.

SpaceNoodle,

Nah

Lamedonyx,

TeamFourStars is screaming in a corner from reading that.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Does that version get rid of all the:

“Uuuuuuuuuugh”

“Aaaaaaaugh”

“What’s he gonna do‽”

loops?

I probably could have watched the show if it wasn’t for the 15 episode powerup sequences

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

It’s a redub with humor. It gets rid of that except when it wants to make fun of the endless haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ing

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

DragonBall anime reference.

The balls call a dragon that can grant whatever single wish and then they scatter again as I recall. Used to resurrect the dead a lot.

Much of the original anime revolves around collecting them.

SpaceNoodle,

Dragon balls are magical. Got it.

QuantumSparkles, in So many ideas [Poorly Drawn Lines]

I’ve wanted to be an author/novelist for most of my life and this is exactly me when my friends or family ask me about it

x4740N, in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t this imply time travel if negative mass exists

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Sure, but I wouldn’t bring that up in the bedroom. ;ر

Albbi, in So many ideas [Poorly Drawn Lines]

Just get me in a shower and I’ll give you tons of great ideas!

Also can’t do that in front of people…

zedgeist,

Well, not with that attitude.

Rolando, in [Redacted title] - War and peas

There should be a bonus panel showing a couple space whales saying “At last! Someone speaks our language!”

spacecowboy, in [Redacted title] - War and peas

ASMR makes my skin craaaawl.

livie, in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.

That last condition doesn’t sound too bad, from a certain view…

SnokenKeekaGuard, (edited )
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Of all the philosophers, sartre is the one youd expect to be into bdsm anyways.

(Yes foucault was def into it, marquis de sade too if you count him as a philosopher)

Now that I think about it i’m sure MANY were

Edit: just checked and yeeeep sartre wrote some stuff in being and nothingness. Also found like atleast 20 major philosophers who’ve atleast written about it.

Moosely,
@Moosely@lemmy.world avatar

I thought Foucault was more into getting fisted?

Crul, in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.
wander1236, in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.
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Your*

Blackout, in [Redacted title] - War and peas
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What is ASMR? What isn't ASMR? If the sounds of farts give you tingles is it art or is it just a fart? I wish this comic cleared those questions up for me.

blackwateropeth, in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]

Roblox has gone too far

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