"Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics
Fredselfish, 
This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.
CarbonatedPastaSauce, This persons comics are hilarious. This one got me good.
Katana314, I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.
otter, Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:
A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!
Agent641, Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?
lugal, That escalated quickly
snooggums, 
No, those descended quickly.
HiddenLayer5, (edited ) 
He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.
dalekcaan, It’s obvious when you think about it
jaybone, In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.
Makes sense.
HerbalGamer, 
Milton Jones’ origin story?
ChickenLadyLovesLife, I feel like somebody this dumb would have their cap on backwards.
dmention7, Dude… harsh.
Not unwarranted, but harsh.
oce, 
If you walk with the sun in your back, it is unwarranted.
ChickenLadyLovesLife, I should have added that he would also be wearing crocs and half-calf white socks.
smuuthbrane, 
“Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company”
Slovene, Is that Ephraim Winslow or Thomas Wake?
Carlo, In the final (unseen) panel, the keeper is fired after killing Jason off, and countless screaming Argonauts.
generic, 
🎶 Blue bird of friendliness. Like guardian angels it’s always near. 🎶
rob_t_firefly, 
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you
generic, Make a little birdhouse in your soul
0ops, Not to put too fine a point on it: say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
jagungal, Make a little birdhouse in your soul
CosmicCleric, 
My new favorite comic site. Thank you for sharing.
little_hermit, This should be in the training manual for all lighthouse keepers.
phorq, There is, but it normally gets lost in shipping.
Melt, (edited ) A nightmare awakes me, blinking light!
There’s no guide, blind ships in the night.
Oh blood red moon, eat away the night.
Darkness covers my lonely soul,
No one to feed the dying light…
PissinSelfNdriveway, Behind the bastards the war of the eggs
KingThrillgore, 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
bionicjoey, (edited ) This is Loss
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