spez, The bigger question is, what did she use before coming out?
RootBeerGuy, 
See that rug? It used to be white.
Daxtron2, If your shit is black go to the doctor, you have an upper GI bleed
Empricorn, However, if it’s checkered white and black, go to an exorcist.
Scubus, Bidet
lowleveldata, Is that how robes work? They just separate at the middle?
toothpaste_sandwich, I like the ornamental skull. Every toilet needs one, really.
sbv, it could be functional
nilloc, Full of potpourri.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, A skull-shaped seashell.
tslnox, Aaaand here we go. :-D Truly an eternal reference. :-D
toothpaste_sandwich, I don’t get the reference :-(
tslnox, 3 seashells, Demolition Man.
Zaphod, I always thought that was a one piece dress but apparently it’s not?
Aggravationstation, Magic…
JusticeForPorygon, 
Maybe she tailors her own dresses
Melt, Don’t mummy use cloth?
TheImpressiveX, 
What did she end up wiping with?
jol, She just 🪄 wooshed it clean. But she really feels icky having to resort to that spell.
Geert, (edited ) 
The black parts of that checkered carpet
Edit: this joke is already in the comments. I’m not original 🥹
nxdefiant, I’m struggling to understand how that toilet functions.
pm_me_your_quackers, The tank is there for aesthetics
Kolanaki, 
It’s being used by a witch, so clearly magic.
Empricorn, Fucking toilets, how do they work?
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