Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
xX_fnord_Xx, The secret is MSG if your Gramma is Asian.
The secret is Cough syrup if your Gramma is a boomer/silent generation.
root_beer, Or a bartender who wants to claim all the credit for the hot new drink that’s taken the town by storm
Fisk400, The secret is that the recipe was taken from the back of a bag of flour in 1963.
MacNCheezus, 
This guy grandmas
Knightfox, Bonus points if Granny still has the original strip of bag she cut the recipe off of.
kittehx, 
It’s not that secret, everyone knows that it’s love
hakunawazo, Don’t you see it? Death, the secret ingredient is death. Sacrifice of a relative for the best pasta in town.
NeatNit, No, it has to be suicide.
samus12345, 
z500, (edited ) 
Yes, nothing but love! And a few drops of ordinary LSD.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Huh, mine was ketamine
ZoopZeZoop, That’s the answer shared with the masses to keep them from digging further. It’s a secret club, and we’re not members.
Blizzard, PSA: Grandmother’s Day is this Sunday.
holycrap, So… does that mean visiting my grandma at the cemetery or my own mom who is now a grandmother?
SasquatchBanana, Both
LordAmplifier, How about a lovely family picnic in the cemetery, then?
ekZepp, 
She have been warned.
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samus12345,
Another3quenc, Makes me think about that one simple shooter game you could play online with the queen, Hillary Clinton and Bush
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