Coal
Alexstarfire, They’re minerals. Jesus Marie!!
driving_crooner, 
That news paper just stole that meme?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.
Rodeo, They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn’t even here yet.
Gork, But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?
jaybone, I just write angry letters to my local mall.
FuglyDuck, 
With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too
Blaster_M, Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion
PurpleTentacle, Due to climate change, she’s thawing earlier every year.
LetterboxPancake, German All I want for Christmas is coal
1847953620, oh god.
themachine, Would be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!
doctorcrimson, Coal is actually split into four types
- Lignite
- Subbituminous
- Bituminous
- Anthracite
And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.
Rodeo, There is also diamond which is technically different than coal.
jarfil, Fullerenes, nanotubes, graphene… they’re also different.
For illustration purposes, C
60fullerite:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/C60-Fulleren-kristallin.JPG
LegionEris, Real Joe Pera vibes.
Deconceptualist, Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?
ickplant, 
Legit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.
fleabomber, Eat it, Santa.
salton, Palistinians support Hamas.
sgbrain7, Those are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)
DarthBueller, THEY’RE MINERALS, MAR…… oh wait, you already… sorry.
RampantParanoia2365, *Mineral Collection
HunterBidensLapDog, 
This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.
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