Coal
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.
Rodeo, They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn’t even here yet.
Gork, But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?
jaybone, I just write angry letters to my local mall.
FuglyDuck, 
With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too
Blaster_M, Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion
PurpleTentacle, Due to climate change, she’s thawing earlier every year.
LetterboxPancake, German All I want for Christmas is coal
1847953620, oh god.
Alexstarfire, They’re minerals. Jesus Marie!!
doctorcrimson, Coal is actually split into four types
- Lignite
- Subbituminous
- Bituminous
- Anthracite
And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.
Rodeo, There is also diamond which is technically different than coal.
jarfil, Fullerenes, nanotubes, graphene… they’re also different.
For illustration purposes, C
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RampantParanoia2365, *Mineral Collection
sgbrain7, Those are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)
DarthBueller, THEY’RE MINERALS, MAR…… oh wait, you already… sorry.
Deconceptualist, Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?
ickplant, 
Legit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.
LegionEris, Real Joe Pera vibes.
salton, Palistinians support Hamas.
themachine, Would be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!
driving_crooner, 
That news paper just stole that meme?
HunterBidensLapDog, 
This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.
fleabomber, Eat it, Santa.
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