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omgarm, in 17 January 2024

The long shoes con.

jordanlund, in 17 January 2024
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valen,
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What a comedian

Jackcooper, in 17 January 2024

It’s stage 4. You should use your last moments experiencing only the greatest moments life has to offer. I suggest the great clown Pagliacci.

Akasazh, in 17 January 2024
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The original joke is a bit of a tautology, in Italian pagliaccio means clown.

assassinatedbyCIA, in 20 January 2024

I thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of the son saying ‘so is that why theres hair on your lip’ to the dad.

wreckedcarzz,
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That would have been a much better response :p

wreckedcarzz, in 20 January 2024
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brb trying to figure out how to masturbate using my back to complete the transition

A_Very_Big_Fan,

Portals

Pissnpink, in 19 January 2024

Is c&h just using ai to wrote their jokes now, or have they always been this lazy?

exocrinous,

They’ve always been mostly shit with a few good ones. Cheap jokes.

sxan, in 20 January 2024
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NGL, this one used to worry me.

But then I discovered Nair!

LurkyTurky, in Random 3 November 2007

Idgi

Sylocule,

He can’t see the board. After he says what he does they all drop their heads and he can see the board

Soulg,

He’s purposefully vague so that every girl thinks he’s calling her ugly and they get sad and put their head down

LurkyTurky,

Thank you cipher

umbrella, in Random 3 November 2007
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I dont get it, am I dumb?

zurchpet, (edited )
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Took me a while too.

The key is. After what he said he can see over their lowered heads to the board he could not see before.

Blubber28, in 19 January 2024

Ah yes, the old pineapple maleshake

BackOnMyBS, in 21 January 2024
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Holy shitfuck, this weather fuckin’ slaps ass.

omg, how funny! who talks like that?? I was even confused wondering if they were they liked the weather or not.

Assman,
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who talks like that??

The youth

BackOnMyBS,
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awww, beans. i finally got called old 👴

Baku,

I am “youth” (I think), and I don’t speak like that, at least 95% of the time

Fixbeat, in 21 January 2024

I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

Kolanaki,
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Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.

sleen, in 23 January 2024

Joe mamma

AngryCommieKender, in 22 January 2024

I’d expect Bruce Banner to have an E-bike.

Funny comic which is kinda rare for them these days

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