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Norgur, in 22 October 2023

Wakka wakka, mothafakka

unreachable, in 22 October 2023
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the horror

Window_Error_Noises, in 20 October 2023
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As an epileptic, this is amusing to me hehhhh

Though the term “fit” can be derogatory, and definitely outdated, I’ve definitely said variations on: “I’m about to have a goddamn fit…” when I get a warning aura just before a seizure starts, because ya gotta see humor in life’s little horrors.

OldWoodFrame, in 20 October 2023

I don’t get it.

iHUNTcriminals,

Lmao the past 3 comics posted don’t make any sense to me.

PP_BOY_,
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I think it’s trying to use the word “fit” as an “epileptic fit.” As in, “he doesn’t fit” in his clothes" = he doesn’t have epileptic fits when wearing these clothes. I could be off the mark completely but that’s the only explanation I can think of

rikudou,
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I only know the phrase “throwing a fit”, so I guess that “[he] doesn’t fit” could be interpreted as “[he] doesn’t have seizures”. Bear in mind that I’m not a native English speaker. Tagging @iHUNTcriminals in case they’re interested as well.

kambusha,

I thought maybe the medicine made him fat but this makes way more sense

remer,
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One definition of the verb “fit” is “to experience or be affected with a seizure and especially an epileptic seizure” so the joke is the dad is interpreting the mom’s statement as the kid no longer having seizures. - Peter Griffin

PP_BOY_,
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Oh my God family guy Peter griffin I love your work

GrimSheeper, in 18 October 2023

I appreciate the lore that C&H characters are apparently assigned their shirt colors at birth. Fascinating stuff.

pastermil, in 18 October 2023

I did not see that coming…

fusio, in 18 October 2023

he can use the money for therapy

anotherlemmyuser, in 18 October 2023

My father scolded me but there is no uni fund for me, had to depend on scholarship. This meme makes me sad, scolded for nothing.

PopcornPrincess,

This meme made me kinda cringe too. I’m sorry for your pain. I hope you take pride in your resilience and resourcefulness.

anotherlemmyuser,

Thanks kind stranger, I take comfort in your words. Meme is innocent, people react differently, I just share my thoughts that’s all. Cheers!

oce,
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That’s what Cyanide is for in the name.

alphacyberranger, in 18 October 2023
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Had me in the first half.

gibmiser,

For real, surprise wholesome

danc4498,

And first half of the second half.

XbSuper, in Random 1-31-17

I have no kids, and no money. Where is all this money I was promised?!?

Aelar64, in Random 1-31-17
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AeroLemming,

I like both. They tell the same joke in different ways and have completely different tones.

conditional_soup, in Random 1-31-17

I have kids; neither me nor the other parents I know show off our pictures of them. If we do, it’s usually because we’ve been asked, or it’s people posting stuff to social, which I don’t think is quite the same. If I had to guess, it’s an older generation thing. That said, I DO take pictures of my kids, but that’s almost always exclusively for sharing within the family.

Kolanaki, in Random 1-31-17
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I don’t have kids… Where’s my money?

nexguy,
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Did you stand in line at the no-kids-money-giveaway factory?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They don’t mail it out? Fuck me…

TheGreenGolem,

It was right besides the line for Ferraris for those who don’t smoke.

Blastasaurus, in Random 1-31-17

Forgot the last panel where the guy with money dies alone with nobody to take care of him.

MindSkipperBro12,

Imagine being such a selfish person to only have kids so they can support you.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

This is humanity we’re talking about. What did you expect?

BlinkerFluid,
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At least his kids won’t die in the irradiated wasteland of the post-apocalypse, if they’re lucky.

Kusimulkku,

Quite dramatic

KoalaUnknown,

Bold of you to assume humanity will make it that long.

De_Narm,

At least in western countries it is pretty likely your children will move far away from you anyways. Sure, it’s still nice to have someone, but it was far more valuable when you usually died in same town you were born in.

Player2,

You’re making children so that you can have indentured servants when you’re old? That’s pretty weird.

(ps. money can be exchanged for goods and services, including caretakers)

WalrusDragonOnABike,

Apparently the average cost is $233,610. If you save all of that and assume that the child is 18 when the parent is 45, then there's another 20 years til 65, which is enough to more than double. So $500,000+ extra at retirement per child, or about $20k spending per year (if you can delay in-home care for 10 years and use higher estimates, its as much as 45K/year extra). Apparently average cost of in-home care is ~$60k/year. So not having 2 children and saving all of the difference could make-up for that.

Player2,

Plus have to consider that a child more likely than not isn’t interested in being your in home caretaker for many years straight, not to mention potentially not being qualified for it (so you would need some sort of actual caretaker anyway).

pinkdrunkenelephants,

The ones with kids are purposefully thrown into care homes so the kids can steal their house and all of their retirement money.

ImFresh3x,

Everyone dies alone.

dontcarebear, in Random 1-31-17
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That smug expression at the end… 🤣

IDew,

Got me to chuckle ahah

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