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fckreddit, in 25 October 2023

Just develop a shitty personality like mine and you are effectively sterile…

designatedhacker, in 25 October 2023

Just use a hot tub. *Not actual family planning advice.

FMT99, in Buy Prescription Medication from an Online Pharmacy

I’d rather not.

JudahBenHur, in 24 October 2023

this is terrible

dhtseany, in 24 October 2023

What’s up with these guys lately making weird comics that don’t make sense?

ladicius,

Is there anything making sense at all?

dhtseany,

WarmSoda,

This makes sense. Do you not understand abstract thinking?

dhtseany,

I guess not

CyanFen,

They’ve definitely gotten edgier

Castigant,

It makes sense, this is essentially just a play on words/phrases, on “soup of the day” and “lady of the night” (which is a euphemism for prostitute)

mycatiskai,

“Soup of the day” is a euphemism for scraps and leftovers that are about to spoil that got boiled in a stockpot since last night.

dhtseany,

That’s what I thought too, “ladies of the night” is a bit of a stretch

AnUnusualRelic, in Random 2-16-2009
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You can post your favourite stillbirth recipes in the comments

TheImpressiveX, in Random 2-16-2009
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Was this part of Depressing Comics Week?

son_named_bort, in Random 2-16-2009

Is this loss?

MrJameGumb, in Random 2-16-2009
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A few seconds? Y’all wolf down full meals in just a few seconds? That sounds dangerous lol

agent_flounder,
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Best stay behind the yellow line during feeding hours

Sabre363,

Technically, minutes are composed of a few seconds.

MrJameGumb,
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So if you spend 30 minutes eating dinner you would instead say that you had spent 1800 seconds eating, and you consider that to be “a few seconds”?

EtherWhack,
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Well it’s more than a couple

EmoDuck,

All of existence, from the big bang to the quiet heat death of the universe only lasts a few seconds?

Sabre363,

Quite a few seconds, yes.

odium,

Also y’all are remembering everything you cook for your whole life?

MrJameGumb,
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“I did a curry once back in 2003. I still dream about it nightly”

agent_flounder,
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I try to forget it

mo_lave, in 23 October 2023

His dad is the Pringles guy!

bandario, in 23 October 2023
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The orb of truth!

rustydrd, in 23 October 2023
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My grandpa is like this, but hearing him light up during the “hello” and his usual laughter still mean the world to me.

dan1101, in 23 October 2023

Sometimes that’s enough.

espentan,

Mhm. I’d give everything of what little I have to enjoy a short, “pointless” conversation with my dad again.

Number358, in 22 October 2023

But pacman doesn’t kill the ghosts

vox, (edited )
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he does tho.
well he turns them blue and returns them to spawn.
that kinda counts as killing right?

alphacyberranger, in 22 October 2023
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Lmao

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