In pepto bismol commercials, you will see the liquid quickly cover the entire surface of the stomach lining when ingested. The joke is that there may not be an outer limit to how far the liquid expands to, and so will exit through your mouth and engulf you, followed by the entire planet.
I remember some army video on STDs from the 40’s or 50’s that was riffed on by the MST3K dudes that had a guy say when he had an itch in his dingus, he would “just douche the canal with whiskey.”
That was kind of stupid lol, the pencil could’ve been in the pocket, the guns concealment were impressive through, but the shotgun was stupid, the second he moves that leg, spotted.
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