Vaggumon,
@Vaggumon@lemm.ee avatar

Hey, you support Elon, you get what you deserve.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Play stupid Elon games win stupid Elon prizes!

Potato_in_my_anus,

That’s a very ugly vehicle…

jettrscga,

I think it’s beautiful as an art piece. A perfect testament to a rich manchild’s inability to be told “no”.

And now people get to drive around in this embodiment of hubris.

banneryear1868,

I respect how provocative it is because that’s a very hard thing to try for intentionally. As a concept car it absolutely works.

UraniumBlazer,

Ughh it just looks like a fridge with wheels

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Most fridges do have wheels, especially the large ones.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Fridges also don’t crush people all that often.

Masamune,

You mean your fridge doesn’t have auto pilot??

takeda,

Doesn’t that put them on par with Tesla’s?

WarmSoda,

Did you know?
According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), there are around 20-30 fatal accidents related to refrigerators in the United States each year.

The majority of these accidents involve children under the age of 5 who become trapped inside the refrigerator or freezer.

Tip-over incidents are one of the leading causes of refrigerator-related fatalities, accounting for about 70% of the cases. (Source).

Now you know!

NoIWontPickaName,

But if we don’t have fridges, all we will have is warm soda and no one likes that.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Except @WarmSoda of course.

takeda,

Yeah, but how do you feel that 20-30 people must die per year so you have a cool soda?

NoIWontPickaName,

Scope the user name friend

takeda,

So you want to murder him too? How can you sleep at night?

NoIWontPickaName,

Damned if I didn’t woosh myself.😞

harry_balzac,

I’m okay with it, to be honest. If you piss off your fridge so much that it kills you, you probably had it coming.

taladar,

It is not as if the warm soda cupboard can’t tip over on top of you too.

NoIWontPickaName,

@warmsoda Are you trying to kill us with your cupboard?

WarmSoda,

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you damned lemmings!

Snapz,

I have wheels, Greg… Can you milk me?

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

“I HAVE A MANGINA! I’M OLD GREEEEGGG!!!”

yokonzo,

Wait was it really 100k I thought the whole idea was it was super cheap to produce and buy because flat metal plates are way easier to manufacture

jrbaconcheese,

It’s a special alloy and it turns out it doesn’t like to make big flat parts, or something like that.

maegul,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

Yea I started watching the MKBHD video on it and turned it off at the part where he was kinda justifying how sophisticated the metal pressing process had to be because it has some elasticity or something and was hard to get consistent … the upshot of which was, as MKBHD admitted, that the panels were inconsistent and you were going to get random gaps in the plating. He kinda showed some examples, and to me, even over YouTube, it just felt cheap and I no longer understood how someone could feel ok spending the money.

hperrin,

Because Elon is a god king genius emerald boy who can do no wrong and you’d be a fool to ever doubt his perfection. It would be an honor to go into crippling debt to support him.

marine_mustang,

The original idea, as I understand it, was that it would be made of the same stainless alloy that SpaceX was developing for Starship. This steel was too hard to form using stamping, as the tools used would wear down much faster. So, they had to limit themselves to bending the sheet metal with a press brake, which really can’t do compound curves, hence the need for straight lines. Whether any of this was ever the real reason I have no idea, but one tidbit is that for Starship, they were using 304L (same mixture as some of my pans) and may never have switched to their own alloy. So, the design may at one point have been necessary for practical considerations, but that may have been mooted without bothering to change the design.

someguy3,

Just think how much more expensive it would be.

psud,

This is the largest battery, three motor version of the vehicle, the performance model.

The smaller battery/single motor version will be cheaper, it will also be the last one produced

Snapz,

“'last one produced” meaning never produced in elon world.

It’s bait to get bros interested and impatient so they eventually cave and leap on one of the other models. Also, if they miraculously did get to the “cheap one” by the time that would happen, they’d raise cost of all models by $20k so it’s still the cheapest or some other similar bullshit.

Mr_Fish,

Because everyone knows 90% of the manufacturing cost of a car is bending the bodywork panels.

MycelialMass,

Got me on that one ahah

mosiacmango, (edited )

One of Musks pitches for selling the car at 40k was that bending the steel panels is cheaper then making curved and painted ones.

Of course, the cars lowest trim is 60k because Musk is a liar, but that was part of the hype he was selling.

penquin,

They’re $100K in debt for a fridge.

Sordid, (edited )
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

Hot take: It’s no stupider than any other pickup truck, and at least it stands out. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fugly as hell, but that’s still better than being indistinguishable from every other vehicle in its class.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

I agree, won’t stop me from making fun of it though!

squaresinger,

Why would you want your car to stand out?

Sordid,
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

Because that’s the purpose of a posermobile, which the vast majority of pickup trucks are.

Shake747,

Social status. The main reason for wanting to stand out (other than your own ego) is because having a higher social status will offer the individual more opportunities in these social games we play.

Perception matters more than the truth for most

BedSharkPal,

Plus at least it’s not spewing exhaust everywhere.

Conyak,

I would have to disagree. A new Tacoma is about $60,000 less stupid than this.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

As a pick-up it however absolutely fails compared to everything else in its class.

biddy,

Why does it fail any more than all the other dumb American pickup trucks that also fail at being pickup trucks?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Can’t carry a load as well.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

At first glance it reminds me of a 1990s video game where they don’t have the polygons and the graphic card horse power to display what a Pontiac Aztek would look like.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Graphic cards have met a hard limit, and we now have to reduce the visuals of reality to make games look more realistic.

CrushKillDestroySwag,

you sit at a red light. a bicycle passes you on the side of traffic. you grow obscenely, irrationally angry and vow to get all bike lanes removed from your city. the traffic gets worse.

Grownbravy,
@Grownbravy@hexbear.net avatar

You feel worse than nothing.

You cant remember what that joy you were chasing felt like

lowleveldata,

What if they are feeling good and happier? You’re just making up feelings

willya, (edited )
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

This kind of post on here gets auto praise. There are specific buzz words/images/brands/rich people you can use on Lemmy to be praised how they’re saying people praise Elon.

hperrin,

Don’t forget that you can’t haul much because the dumbass designers sloped the walls of your bed. You have plenty of room for friends though, if you could make any.

Gargantu8,

Just like most pickup trucks sold with too short beds and a crew cab lol. At least this one is electric despite being fugly

hperrin,

The vast majority of pickups don’t have sloped bed walls. The only other one I can think of is the Chevy Avalanche, and they aren’t sloped the whole way to the tailgate, only part way.

rockSlayer,

There’s also the Hyundai Santa Cruz. It’s a similarly ugly truck that screams “I want a car that’s also tall”

_danny,

I would personally bet a full paycheck that in two years, most of these trucks have hauled no more than like a few pieces of furniture, a couple 2x4s, and maybe some bags of potting soil or mulch.

Definitely justifies daily driving a 7000lb, bullet proof, pedestrian slicer.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

No sane industrial or construction operator is buying a Cybertruck. They’d probably get the base model F150 Lightning or something if they wanted electric, you know, like they’ve already been doing.

taladar,

I mean to be fair most pickup trucks and SUVs are fugly too, just not quite this bad.

Gargantu8,

Agreed

Stanwich,

Fuck my ridgeline feels big!

Kecessa,

Wasn’t sure what your meant…

Bottom is release version

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0dfb7cc9-fac5-4e67-8153-593069981d5f.png

Anticorp,

That’s about the level of craftsmanship I expect to see in a wheelbarrow from Harbor Freight.

harry_balzac,

I’m not sure. Their wheelbarrows are probably going to last longer and haul more than a CyberTruck.

the_q,

People with big trucks didn’t haul anything anyway. It’s all just manly cosplay.

Annoyed_Crabby,

If they get a square wheel it’d be perfect 😌👌

someguy3,

LPT: Don’t buy anything chasing after happiness.

ImFresh3x, (edited )

I bought a house with an extraordinarily beautiful view. And I can say without a doubt it’s definitely made me a happier person.

Years later, and still enjoy that view as much as I did the first day I moved in.

someguy3,

Really not what I meant. I mean you don’t chase after happiness with purchases. You know how like people chase after happiness with alcohol, drugs, etc. These things won’t make you happy, you have to find happiness in life at a more fundamental level.

Swallowtail,

IMO it depends on what you’re buying. Exercise and training to compete in sports that I do brings me some of the most happiness I have in my life, so buying sports equipment really does improve my happiness because it lets me do what I enjoy. I enjoy astronomy and just bought my first telescope recently and it has brought me a ton of joy. OTOH I have also been pulled into the cycle of buying shit because it’s new and shiny and once it transforms from a “new thing” into just a “thing”, it loses my attention.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

but, but, the only way to fill the void in my heart is to consooooooooom!

sparky678348,

Coom

AdamEatsAss, (edited )

Plus you can’t leave it parked anywhere. Anyone who sees it will want to recreate the famous steel ball test. Dude will spend a fortune at the tesla dealership getting his “bulletproof” windows replaced every week.

yA3xAKQMbq,

It’s definitely going to be very popular with some crews groups…

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Sxq5LPtPM

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Honestly this just seems like the best way to have both sides of the relevant conversation hate you. The urbanists will hate you because you bought a Cybertruck which exemplifies all the problems with large cars in urban areas and car dependency in general, not to mention techbro dependency. And the truck people will hate you because you bought a liberal socialist soy boy electric truck instead of a noble, God-anointed, by your bootstraps diesel truck.

Wouldn’t be surprised if someone comes back to the parking lot to see a line of alternating rednecks and railfans all taking turns keying their truck.

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