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Potatisen, in I decided i need to drink more water. So, i put this next to my bed.

You need to declutter the shit out of your place.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Oh I know. With how expensive rent is we got a 2 bedroom townhouse apartment. We gave the kids the bedrooms and we took the dining room. But that means no closets or storage nooks for anything. So it’s hard to keep everything organized. The crazy part is that we pay $1800 a month to live like this.

pete_the_cat,

I was gonna say “let me guess, you’re in NYC?” until I saw “we pay $1800/month”.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

lol Nah, we live in Birmingham, Al. It’s a crazy place where you have the richest town in Alabama and at least at one point the second richest town in the south. Surrounded by an area that is incredibly impoverished. As a matter of fact according to this website and many others. We were number 3 in the nation for murders per capita, and are usually in the top 5.

cbsnews.com/…/murder-map-deadliest-u-s-cities/

Thats all to say that if you want a safe place to live in the city. You have to pay an outrageous amount of money to live among the wealthy. We are surrounded by multimillion dollar homes. We live in the cheap apartments here, and we could live so much cheaper, but we have a special needs kid that’s in school. So, if you want good education especially special needs. Live with the rich people. My kid goes to one of the best schools in Alabama. Which I realize is like saying I work at the best chemical factory in Bangladesh. But ya do what can hehehe.

pete_the_cat,

Heh, definitely sounds like a tough position to be in! I’m down in Miami (Brickell) and while the rent is the same as when I lived in NYC the quality of life is a hell of a lot better!

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

I’ve heard good things about Miami, but Florida is cursed for me. I’ve lived there a few times and it always goes poorly for me. Like really bad.

The first time I lived in Florida my mom died. I was 7. The last time I lived in Florida my first wife made me go to a going away party for one of her coworkers at a bar. When we got there the coworker was too drunk, and as luck would have it underage. She was passed out in the women’s bathroom. I went in and scooped her up put her in my car. Drove her home and tucked her in, and got back in my car.

That’s when I realized that something smelled bad in my car. See that chick was wearing a miniskirt. My wife told me that when she had passed out she was taking a shit and forgot to pull her panties down. I turned on the dome light to see poop in my backseat and a spot on my knee where I had boosted her up into my arms. The chick did detail my car and make fresh chocolate chip cookies for us. I didn’t eat them.

That was just one of the many heinous things that happened while I was there last time. Like, I love adventure, and have tons of stories. But, Florida gets exhausting, even for me.

pete_the_cat,

Sucks to hear about your mom, but the second one you brought upon yourself 😄 The Florida Man stories definitely exist for a reason. I’m at least in the upscale area of Miami (across the Miami River from Downtown Miami) and haven’t seen any literal or figurative shit shows in the month I’ve been there. Someone did rob a place at gunpoint though two nights ago about two blocks from me.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Heh, It’s true Florida man and woman do exist. Plus, these were panhandle Florida people. Which I also think it makes it worse.

Well, anyway I hope you have a great thanksgiving.

pete_the_cat,

Haha yeah I’ve heard people say “The more north you go the more southern it gets”, a lot of people I meet in Miami are transplants from NYC and other places.

Happy Turkey Day to you too!

Labotomized, in Are you a Virgin Sodie or a Chad Water?!

Water is extremely addictive though. I can’t go more than a few days without the stuff…

Johnmannesca,
@Johnmannesca@lemmy.world avatar

Thing is we’re not addicted to water, we’re dependent upon it like how a chronic pain sufferer is dependent upon painkillers to live a normal life.

Drink (water) addiction free homies

lseif,

water drinkers be like: please bro just let me bum off your water bottle… i swear im not addicted

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in I think I'm in love

I’m happy for you, but before you jump to conclusions into a possible broken heart, you need to verify that she’s not drinking Kool-Aid or Gatorade or vodka or Pepsi or coffee or…

TehBamski,
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This is a very valid concern to check on. 👍

Hominine, (edited )
@Hominine@lemmy.world avatar

I choose to believe OP is hot for the container.

LemmyKnowsBest,

oh ! yes that’s understandable

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. The ol’ switcher’roo.

GBU_28,

The clip where Tom Segura realizes burnt crystals is drinking massive 64oz containers of Kool aid a day is excellent

Anticorp,

I was thinking that it’s probably ice cold beer.

PopcornPrincess, in What say ye?

Without usually. I don’t want barriers if I feel the need to chug.

PunnyName, in What say ye?

Pulp free, please. The pulp hurts my teeth.

Sometimes my teeth get hurt anyway.

grabyourmotherskeys,

My right molars hurt now when I chug cold water. I’m becoming a slightly chilled hydrohomie.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited ) in I decided i need to drink more water. So, i put this next to my bed.

i’m waiting for the camelback iv system

that and i’m inventing a vape pen that hits water vapor only

mykneedoesnthurt,
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Imma invent a camelback with a vape pen and a little speaker that plays f*ckboy music - aight - here's my insta @aol.com

ModsAreCopsACAB,

That’ll give you bronchitis.

Rai,

Distilled water is safe to add to a PG/VG mixture to thin it out, but very uncommon!

Best bet is to up the PG a bit.

Psythik, in What say ye?

Without. Room temperature water goes down easier, so I can drink more.

mateomaui, in Where my transparent urine people at?!

probably off peeing somewhere

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

HA! Classic Hydro Homies.

Delphia, in What say ye?

With Electrolytes, its what plants crave.

xTechDeath,
@xTechDeath@lemmy.ml avatar

Like, out the toilet?

bastian_5, in Are you a Virgin Sodie or a Chad Water?!

Water does expire. If you leave it exposed to the air shit will grow in it, and even if you have it in a container you shouldn’t keep it for more than 6 months (or if you do, treat it with bleach before drinking it)

Duamerthrax,

If it’s bottled water, the plastic degrades.

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Stagnant water can also become a breeding ground for mosquitoes and other pests.

4am, in I think I'm in love

Is she drinking from a wastebasket? That thing is huge

Norgur, in I decided i need to drink more water. So, i put this next to my bed.

Is it just me or does the water of these always taste disgusting? Tap water is so much better where I live.

Dhs92,

They probably need to be cleaned. Most people don’t think about it, but these things are mildew magnets.

Norgur,

Most of them have an overly rusty, slightly bitter taste I really dislike. Same goes for many mineral waters.

Coreidan, (edited )

Sounds like a cleanliness problem

Albbi,

I like using declutter over saying “clean up”. Declutter has a positive message somehow where I dread to clean up.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I’m the opposite.

Water quality from a good water cooler… Crisp! Then it’s sink water post filter. A few other brands. Like Fiji.

Then all the way at the bottom, Dasani.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

So, this has an ice maker, and it recycles the melted ice back into the drinking water. That makes it taste like melted ice which is less than ideal, but I’ve decided that the next time I put a jug on there I’m leaving the ice maker off. Other than that it has a pretty good taste. I paid extra to get one that is supposedly made from actual “food grade components” hopefully that actually means something.

But yeah before the melted ice is injected back in the water has a great taste.

Sprite, in What say ye?
@Sprite@lemmy.ml avatar

No pulp, least it unexpectedly deep throats me.

BloodSlut, in mr. skeltal disapproves of your low calcium water

Weakbones needing to drink disgusting milk just to avoid snapping their femurs when stepping off the curb.

Get a real diet and drink some crisp, refreshing water you uncultured heathens

Pathetic.

gibmiser,

Milk is 87% water, and 13% stronkbonesjuice for crushing weakbones. Mr skeletal knows best.

Seigest, in Where my transparent urine people at?!
@Seigest@lemmy.ca avatar

“Slow it down a bit” how about you stop telling me how to live!

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