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humorlessrepost, in Motivation to start

Now I’m in prison to prevent me from trying 99 more times. Please advise.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah see, you forgot about the fingerprints on the shell casings. Real beginner mistake.

I suggest starting your SovCit arc in the courtroom.

humorlessrepost,

At least my username is in lower case so that my uppercase corporate entity can’t be blamed for what I say on here.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Based and flesh-and-blood entity-pilled.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Should’ve made your podcast more interesting. The authorities have no patience for that.

corship, in Reserved parking

They should’ve edited it to be recursive.

Rentlar, in Reserved parking

To me it seems almost sarcastic, but it’s funny in good taste.

cupcakezealot, in Life goals
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

now i want pizza :(

odelik, in Life goals

I can only imagine the heart burn from eating a giant pizza like that when I’m 80.

Pregnenolone, in Life goals

Kid named pizza:

vreraan, in Big talk > small talk

never had this experience but only seen it

Infynis, in Life goals
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

That man is strategizing

homesweethomeMrL, in Heroism

Oooollllllld meme

pomodoro_longbreak, in Big talk > small talk
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

When you’re a kid this is that one aunt who gives you their undivided attention, and asks you follow-up questions that show they’re really listening, and you feel validated for the first time ever.

RizzRustbolt, in Life goals

Want me a slice like a Dickensian nightcap.

seukari, in Life goals

Whoever put so many pizza tables in the box needs more praise! No excuse for a cheesy lid

papabobolious, in Life goals

Delivered with a crane by some guy in a hard hat, presumably.

Mr_nutter_butter, in Big talk > small talk
@Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

I had a moment like this 134 days ago everyone just faded away it was just me and her it was amazing and I miss it

Mango, in Big talk > small talk

Never met that someone. Just fashion.

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